The Czech Republic

The hell's a LAN party?

near-ultra conservative? So he's to a higher degree, but not quite to a higher degree? Why didn't you just say "conservative" then? The near- and ultra- cancel each other out.

You still get outdrawn by the Expos. You do know that.

What if they rotate the hosting spot between the five newspapers for each day of the week? Jay and Woody deserve a shot to run the points.

what does a 500-pound parakeet say? CHIRP!!!!

Well geez, first of all, they're not even the Boston Patriots like they're meant to be. Aside from Tom Brady they're no-namers who don't play exciting football. Of course they'll be last. It goes without saying that Chicago's priorities rotate by year and by time of year, I feel. Right now it's gotta be Cubs Bears Bulls White Sox Blackhawks The White Sox will always be the Cubs' bitch, though. That remains constant. In Wisconsin it's Packers Packers training camp Packers trade rumors Wisconsin Badgers Bucks Packers Brewers Marquette

Predictions: Cubs win it all. Here's a question: with Les Expos leaving town after all these years, why do they pick the LAST YEAR to replace the god-awful turf with something better than basement-quality carpet??? I hope the city paid for that.

I remember Randy Orton and John Cena pitching tents on each show in the same week. But WHY?!?!?

The two old men would make damn fine RAW announcers.

Wasn't he the guy that said Around The Horn sucked? I don't like him

Looks stupid, sounds stupid, is stupid. The Yankees retiring Brooklyn Dodger Jackie Robinson's #42 would be like them retiring #1 "for the fans, because our fans are #1! YAY GO FANS!!!!!1" It doesn't just fit in with the club. I don't neccessarily love the Yankees. But I don't want the 26-time World Series champions to act lame. However, I endorse a leaguewide retirement of #99 in the NHL because Wayne Gretzky dominated hockey like no athlete will dominate their sport. Also: Jordan's #23 is retired in Miami. The hell?

Golden State is a safe bet. If ever a team needed new retro-style uniforms, by the way, look no further.

Go figure, the real sickos are downstate. So yeah Frank Nabbit, that post reminds me of Tank Abbott.

Keith Van Horn is going to play on all 30 teams before he retires

Do the right thing, Bud

Did you call it or did you call it?

Well I like Brand New's "Quiet Things THat No One Ever Knows" song, it's in NHL 2004. Something Corporate has some great songs out. I like Motion City Soundtrack. And I actually saw Lucky Boys Confusion when they were playing at Gameworks in Schaumburg, before they ever hit it big.

Austin Powers has overshadowed Wayne's World, which is a crime.

I'm still pissed that Benoit has to do a three-way. It should just be him against one guy. One-on-one is the only way to go. Have we learned nothing from 2000?

Vince McMahon was the greatest PBP man the WWF ever had.

Austin Powers. The next person to say "My fazher" gets a red-hot poker up the ass.

You're dumb.

http://www.worldhockeyassociation.net It's looking like it's coming together nicely

Instigator rule is lame. So are anal-retentive officials who feel they ahve to call everything. Sometimes you just let the players police themselves.

Hide this thread before Choken One gets here, we'll all be doomed...