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OH MY GOD I MISS THE UPRIGHT MAN!!!!! A guy's roommate hacks into his account and says stuff...greatest gimmick ever. Heh I figured out the "Jackson Freely" thing

There will be no Velvet Needle-and-Thread, Angelslayer. I blame Hitler (and Evil Bert) for the troubles of Czechoslovakia.

I have some crazy theories that indirectly tie Mole to the downfall of the board

After five long days, I finally remembered which letters to capitalize in my password. Therefore, Slovakia is done and The Czech Republic takes its rightful place in my computer preferences. It's great to be back! It's like I never left! So now I'm going to celebrate me. My banner has a cool blue-to-purple gradient. I look nice in a peacoat.

I attempted to tell the tales of TSM through MS Paint, and was told not to, but I did anyway. They suck anyway.

Which one is male and which is female? Isn't the brighter one always the male?

Doubtful. Smackdown Records's new release is slated to be "'Taker My Heart Right Out," a collection of country ballads sung by Mark Calloway.

Don't be silly. Holiday shows are best used for having Michael Cole say "No, I like the pie!" in the sissiest voice imaginable. Nobody should ever let him live that down, improved as he may be.

Oh, I'm well aware of the idea of the city-state as a political unit. That's what I based it off of. I just don't really see it happening in the U.S., though I do see it in certain Canadian cities that are Regional Municipalities now, like Halifax and Toronto, which sort of merged with or assimilated their suburbs to form a bigger unit.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff. I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something. Sorry if I missed it. I haven't read most of this thread. And yeah, once Steph takes the reins, and if/when they bring in more sitcom writers, I could actually see them working such an angle into something. Sad but true. S'ok, I admire your good judgment in bypassing the majority of this. I wish O culd say the same. If Raw hits Vermont after they hire the sitcom writers, we're sure to see the Newhart Finish. JR and King can be those two cranky old men that were always bugging Bob Newhart. HHH and Stephanie can be Michael and Stephanie. And instead of being hit with a golf ball, Vince McMahon can just fall into a convienently placed pile of clangy pipes. We may be copying 80s sitcoms, but we'll copy them using the WWE style. And then Vince wakes up on the set of Prime Time Wrestling in 1993, sitting at the roundtable with Bobby Heenan, Roddy Piper, and Hillbilly Jim. He had the craziest dream that they moved to that country-music station, ran WCW out of business, and there were these three strange brothers that were always smashing tables.

If this turns into "Vince McMahon's Ladder Legdrop," I'm going to request that this thread goes up for deletion.

Just as I don't know what the date is, likewise, I do not know what the show is. I'm in a weird state of existence or something. I just wanted to take back the Velocidential thread-starting duty. I'm shameless.

I don't really know what the hell I'm getting at here, so this is really kind of unstructured and poorly thought-out. I was thinking about how important mayors of big cities are, and about how New York keeps bitching about secession. What if Greater Metropolitan Areas were to elect a chief executive who had not only a city, but its suburbs, under its jurisdiction? New York basically has this sort of sub-districting, with your Mayor Of Greater New York and then the four (cough) five borough presidents under him. I'm looking at Chicagoland right now. Since the rest of Cook County, as well as Lake and DuPage counties, are for all intents and purposes, a part of what Chicago is, they should have more say in things. Everyone in the Chicago and the greater metropolitan area could elect an executive to govern over not so much Chicago, as that's basically Daley's job, but to unify the matters of Schaumburg, Evanston, Arlington Heights, Oak Brook, Des Plaines, etc. Each village, city, what have you, would still elect a mayor or city manager, but the mayor would be below the city-state governor. Of course, with the suburbs electing somebody, so that the people of Chicago AND its outlying suburbs can be unified into a powerful jurisdiction, partially autonomous from the rest of Illinois. Anyhow, there has to be some nugget of sensibility in my idea somewhere, but this is all really pretty unrefined, so hopefully somebody can help me make sense this thought here.

At Survivor Series when Undertaker fought Kurt Angle, Taker had these weird-ass beige plaid pants. It was something.

induction. We're talking Shawn Michaels, not Vince McMahon. Bah-zing!

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff. I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something.

I'd love a World's Cup for baseball. Of course, the US would only send average players to it and we'd get thrashed by, like, Barbados or something.

What about Rainbow Cockstrider vs. Rainbow Brite?

What the hell's an ombudsman? I think that could be used out of context and could probably piss somebody off more than "those French guys." "Friggin' ombudsmen are always worried about their eyes." now THAT hurts.

I want to know what would happen if a hockey team did a promotion called "Free Airhorn Night" and they got 18,000 people to simultaneously blast their airhorns. (Answer: it would be loud.)

Cockstrider...Version 2 Cock Facts Cockstrider has been known to be confused with a dinosaur. Cockstrider knew who Deep Throat was but forgot.

Careful, you're like two smileys away from being DJ Jeff. "I like stalking girls!"

This is sort of random. I know the New York Islanders were unhappy with the Nassau Coliseum a while ago and probably still are. Do you think they'll get a new arena soon, possibly sharing the place the New York Nets are going to have in Brooklyn? That's on Long Island, technically. Or they could move to Staten Island. Hmm.

Then the Russians bought rawmvp's house, turned the property into a golf course, and he woke up next to Susanne Pleshette.

Good God! What has this become?!? The reason I started the OAORay thread was because Ray looks like Raw. There. I'm really sorry.