The Czech Republic

I believe it's been said before, but it needs to be said again - If you're Philly, Jersey, Toronto or Ottawa you MUST finish first in your division or you're in for a rough ride in the playoffs. Oh, and how great would it be to see the Rangers miss the playoffs AGAIN? Finally, the Sens make it to the top. Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be fun if the Southleast only brings one team, which is the situation right now. I don't see New Jersey getting a top 3 slot this year, and I'm predicting Montreal gets 6th and bumps off a #3 Lightning. Long Island will bea non-factor as always.

I always wondered why he acted like he was handicapped or something. I guess this is why. You didn't know that?? Dumb jerk! You should be....kicked in the head! BTW I wish Christian referred to the Christian/Jericho/Trish stuff from Raw as an episode of DeGrassi Junior High and not the O.C. Of course, the only people that would get the joke are Canadians who were teens in the 80s, and American kids who watched it every single day in their 7th grade health class. (me)

My favorite weekend was the one in early November with "A Thuganomic Christmas Carol," "WWE Unscripted," and of course, "Tomko & Fertig."

So the people with the rampant creativity needed to form a religion in which Indians are displaced Jews, secret handshakes are prerequisites to heaven, and we can achieve God status through following all these rules, can't come up with a better name for a bear than "Bear"?

Yes but the same can be said of Brooklyn, Queens, and the Bronx. Because them and Manhattan and oh yeah Staten Island make up New York CITY. Of course no one wants to acknowledge that since we no longer accept everyones garbage in Fresh Kills. Oh take it easy. I'm just joking around about Staten Island being a marginal borough. I'm sure it's a fine place, but I've noticed, and maybe it's just that I ask idiots, that when I ask somebody to name the five boroughs they get Manhattan and Queens, usually Brookln and the Bronx, but #5 is anything from "Long Island" to "Buffalo" to "Satin Island" or humorously, "New Jersey."

Which channel is the debate on?

That's definitely worth a pizza trophy, man. Nice one.

Las Vegas won't work, and it'll screw up some perfectly good divisions. Hampton Roads is the way to go.

Yeah just keep telling yorself that.

I could live without Yuna's slashy stuff. You know should come back? That one guy. Ken or something. He was like "I like to watch birds, because I have integrity. And that's a Ken Guarantee." Something like that. I laughed mildly.

Ray is looking to be large and in charge this week! We expect Ray to post stuff with a little yellow smiley face avatar next to it, and much more intense action! Don't miss this big post-Rumble Ray!

His religion is irrelevant. He won't win because he has NO core principles whatsoever. His religion is definitely not irrelevant. Many people strictly will not vote for him based on: a) He's jewish b) One day out of seven, he won't be able to work. It's sad that much of the country is like this, but it is. Look past California and the East Coast.....you now have southern and central America, where race, religion, and even sex means a LOT. I'm in the Midwest, or central America as you call it, and I would accept a Jewish President. I think the reason some may have reservations about Lieberman is that it would connect us to the Israel side of the Israel/Palestine crisis closer than ever, and a lot of people want us to be neutral. Personally I support the Israelis but that's a topic for another day. Oh yeah and a lot of ignorant people inexplicably hate the Jews. That works against him too.

I thought the idea was that you WEREN'T signing up with the cable company...

Breakfast Club followed by Fast Times

Evidently raiding the Devils' closets and taking their 1980s Christmas sweaters just isn't enough.

Steinbrenner: "Aaron FUCKING BOONE!!!!!!"

Yes, it may write itself, but it's still shit.

This reminds of me of the Prince Paul discussion with FAKE LEG~!

I was in La Crosse over the weekend and was able to watch some Minnesota Wild games...since when did they suck and San Jose was good? What happened? Anyone? Bueller?

HasselBECK, for the love of God. With a freaking E, people

Meh. I'm more excited about the ambidextrous pitcher.

I think Dennis Miller said he was a libertarian (no capitals) in an interview once.

Which is why I wish ESPN2 would carry drum and bugle corps during the summer months in which they have nothing better to show than Baseball Tonight reruns and stupid questionable sports. So they should just go for the entertainment factor.

The parrot lives on.

If you read The Rants, from back in 1995-ish, he really doesn't sound that liberal at all.