The Czech Republic

Keep in mind Bud Selig is involved with those numbers, so they're probably off just a tad. The real value of the Brewers franchise is probably just a handful of $100 bills, a six-pack of Old Milwaukee, and a crate of now-useless Richie Sexson bobbleheads.

You know there's some guy named Butch waiting for Mystikal to get there. "Shake your ass, Mystikal! Watch yourself!"

Except that Howard Dean won't be eating the competition.

put OWNED~! under the goat. I don't know why that would apply. But it would be funny, in theory.

The "Mike Sanders Song" or "Pulp Fiction theme" is Misirlou by Dick Dale and the Deltones.

No sooner do I make a Mega Man screen featuring the Democratic candidates does Carol Moseley-Braun drop out of the race. Good job, Mega Bush! That's one down, now you and your trusty dog Rush Limbaugh are one step closer to the evil Dr. Kennedy.

Edmonton is the lowest Canadian team at 18--everything's coming up hosers

I hate Clemens because this means the Astros could beat the Cubs. But they won't so there.

This is good. Not Fertig good, but good.

Not looking too good for the Titans now

Yeah right, nobody that runs TSN gives a shit about quality content like Tomko and Fertig, they're probably just pressured by Canadian special interests that think it's offensive to the mentally disabled. No wait. TSN? I meant TSM

TOUCHDOWN??? So yeah Kahran, I like the Titans.

If that's Stephember, does that make this Shanuary?

Ha! Never mind, McNair's hangin' in there. Whoever said one would think the game was a blowout from reading the board was right btw.

I fear for the future of the Pittsburgh Penguins organization. Anyhow, I'm starting to think the prospect of Canada going 6 for 6 in April is possible, and would be a great possibility.

Do you think there's a chance that the Titans can come back and win it if McNair gets pulled?

Holy crap! Who were the victims there? Wait how did Souray get an assist on his own goal?

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/jotw.html Told ya so.

That's not the signal getting fucked up, that's TSN trying to get a ratings boost.

Vince will just realign the calendar to include two more months. We're scheduled to move from the Gregorian to the Vincentian calendar in 2005. "Order WWE Unforgiven, Sunday, Stephember 31st." Unfortunately the 14th event will be cancelled due to that lousy Smarch weather.

Well you know how obsessed Canadian culture is with physical appearance. (Wait. Are you serious about the box? If so, then dude, that's some messed-up stuff.)

Yeah I know. I see exactly what you're getting at with that, RRR. Hey wait a minute. There's no little box! THERE'S NO LITTLE BOX!!!!

Wasn't UBL a nominee in 01? Personof the year isn't exactly a ringing endorsement. Well Man of the Year is never supposed to be the most admired, just the most significant. So Bin Laden would've been a huge nominee for the award.

We all took that as a given. Boston just beat Detroit again in a really good game. Oh yeah. Shame on me for insulting everyone's intelligence. Good to see the Bruins do well, as an Eastern team ranked 4th to 8th. They all have more points than the Thrashers, I believe.

I didn't see it written anywhere in here, but just to reaffirm that, yes, we are in the midst of an NHL season, Mario Lemieux is out for the year.