The Czech Republic

Oh great, George Steinbrenner bought France.

Exactly. But it is allowed to get breaks for that, right? Right?

Now I'll never catch that darned Polkaroo.

Your animated .gif hurt my feelings. I'm never posting here again. You want have ol' Czech Republic, Slovakia, or Sylvan Grenier to kick around anymore.

Oh great. "Zapped!" has become a reality.

Ah, great, the short bus' entry into the Current Events folder. Fertig?!? Where?!?

It's like those books in the 80s where you picked what you wanted to do: If you wanna see rawmvp get his ass whipped, go to page 83. If you wanna see him defeat the Russian mob, go to page 114. If you wanna see rawmvp pop the cherry, go to page 69. I still say go with her and get your ass kicked it makes for a much better novel. That reminds me of when I wrote Choose Your Own Adventure posts during the Prince Paul stuff.

I had to go with The Wall. I felt it was my obligation. By the way Obscured by Clouds would get more votes than Saucerful of Secrets

I tihnk it's out of hand when ESPN is a category for news stories on the Bottom Line.

Also don't rule out Dean just sprinting to the podium, Ultimate Warrior-style, and just going apeshit. What's the difference between Howard Dean and the Ultimate Warrior? The Ultimate Warrior is the conservative one.

My Wacky Dean Predictionwas that he would proclaim "Dean...hungry!", unhinge his jaw, and devour another man whole.

George W. Bush: "America is ready. Ready to face terror. At any time, and any place. BUT NOT TONIGHT!"

That's ladies and gentlemen is YOUR joke of the month! That was a winner right there,

Sadly, no. Don't you remember my other attempt at a gimmick poster?

The idea of Slovakia making retorts to The Czech Republic was supposed to be a one-shot thing but I've just used it once in a blue moon so that it's something special I guess.

This "Cult Of Mole" also involves Phish-induced visions of this girl.

That's so poetic. And gay. I smell a ban. I smelled a shitty attempt at a gimmick poster, but hey, you're the mole.

The one-choice poll was funnier when I did it as WWE asking who the best wrestler ever was (HHH)

The Czech Republic vs. Slovakia

This thread is LSD...on LSD

No state names anymore. How about Hampton Roads Squires?

A marketing tool, but obviously an effective one. And as for the Super Bowl teams missing the playoffs, that just bugs me. I'd like a team to at least stay strong into the next year.

I can't stand Holley for his lisp and pierced nose. Mariotti is cool but would be cooler if he worked for the real newspaper in town.

Woody Paige can prove you wrong. And would diagram exactly how he would do so on a dry erase board.

It goes Woody Paige Jay Mariotti Bob Ryan Tim Cowlishaw Bill Plaschke Michael Holley Everyone Else Max Kellerman