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The red and black Buffalo sweaters are drizzling shit. The blue and gold were so much better and they need to go back to a variation of those. mid 80s to mid 90s: the peak of the NHL in all ways, including good taste in uniforms

Quite a daring hypothesis, Mr. One. Now please elaborate on how by and large, liquids tend to be wet.

Arizona is too dumb to get a new owner... The Cardinals are too dumb to get a new city...

I think they should've stayed in Manitoba and used this thing I designed:

Actually no, it was MLB that ordered WGN to carry less CUBS games. The Cubs are a HUGE money maker for MLB and if WGN is carrying all the games then they lose the revenue for FSN and the MLB package since Cubs fans knew they could just click on WGN. So, MLB placed WGN into the same situation they will soon force TBS into.....shorten the number of games you show or lose the rights to cover MLB period. Baseball....catch the fever.....the greed fever that is. Ah screw you Selig. The Chicago Cubs and Channel 9, two standards of the city, are meant to be together for all time. Now more than ever, since they've, you know, owned the team for the last 25 years.

I heard the Colorado Avalanche would've been an expansion team had the Nords not moved. Same with Phoenix and Dallas. Just think: we COULD have had the best of both worlds in large media markets and Canadian teams.

WGN's been showing too many Sox games and not enough Cubs games. Probably becuase they can make money whoring the Cubs out to Fox Sports and make money from Reinsdorf by carrying the Sox.

Speaking of bad jerseys: Merry Christmas from all your friends at the 1980s New Jersey Devils

Oh fuck you, guy, you turned down Northwestern.

Aren't the camouflage uniforms just a once-a-year deal? Anyway, going back to what I said about the shoulder patches for Colorado, pick one of these three:

You can't get rid of the classic Oilers logo! That represents a lot. The new thing is just a Tennessee Titans ripoff. Oh and I don't mind the Avs sweaters but those stupid feet need to be removed NOW. Either put the Nordiques logo or the Rockies logo on there, using the burgundy and slate-blue colors.

You know, to compensate for the fact that the lead role is the complete opposite of that.

Even just with commentary from Seinfeld and Larry David it'll be great.

I'm getting a Glenn Quagmire vibe from the later posts in this thread.

Utah's jerseys work for what they are. The New Orleans holdovers don't fit the team; going with the purple and sky-blue mountain motif is much better. I lifted the Utah Jazz colors for my banner as seen below. I was messing around with jersey templates and I actually designed a Vancouver Canucks sweater with a mountain-esque scheme. It kind of sucked but I used purple-grey and teal, what did I expect.

Isn't schnapps just German for brandy?

When's the last time Favre hasn't started a game? Looks like Doug Pederson's going to have to earn his salary for once. Luckiest man in sports, the Packers backup QB.

I was thinking two hours of Austin Hi-Jinks.

"I'm upset that it intrudes my privacy," said Kenya. "But at the same time, I'm trying to get as much information as I can from the Internet." Wow, the whole nation of Kenya is being stalked? How unfair, I mean the poor place is going to have to go to the former Soviet Union area just to be safe in obscurity. Well hear this, Kenya: I respect your privacy, and your borders shalt go uncrossed, and your wildlife unpoached. Personally, I'm not worried about Internet map services because you can stalk people, I'm worried about Internet map services because they give shitty directions.

Why buy SNES games when you can play ROMs?

Yeah an HNIC game would be awesome but consider this: "HUH? Hockey Night in CANADA? I don't want this game, the Stars won't be in it. Dumb Canadians. Go Stars!" Yes. Dumb Canadians indeed, my puck-loving friend.

Hilary Duff is nothing, it's all about the girl from Even Stevens.

"Congratulations to the New jersey Devils for finishing in second place in the race for the President's Trophy" "In the first round over in the East we'll see the Bruins against the Devils, the Lightning against the Capitals, and the New York Islanders will also be in action"

Awesome point Brush With Greatness. Everyone's a good goaltender these days, it appears. You have your flukes (Giguere), your chokers (Thibault), your vastly overrated (Brodeur), but everyone seems to be a good goalie. And Manny Legace is better than most starters.

Good. I like Mr. T. I'm only separated from him by four degrees.