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On Hillary: The last woman to be on a major Presidential ticket lost by the biggest margin in history. Hillary is too disliked by everybody to amount to anything, and as Anglesault has already documented, says really dumbshit things that unlike the goofy Bushisms, are downright offensive. I remember an interview at the Twin Towers site where she said "This shouldn't be called Ground Zero, this should be called Ground Hero." Well-intentioned, maybe, but the visual that goes along with "Ground Hero" is A) A sandwich B) Firefighters walking into a meat grinder, "Pink Floyd's The Wall"-style. When she said that I just hung my head is shame, like "No. Just....no, you....no, just....no." Hillary Clinton will never be elected President.

Education stuff, or columns? If columns without a home was a concern, this poll wouldn't be happening because there would be no reason to reformat the inactive folder.

I heard sticking your balls in an electrical socket turns you into Shane.

Yeah and if it hadn't been for Cottoneye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Quit your conjecturing, I don't want to hear it. The Oilers could have easily swept the Wings as well. And that would've made for a better story anyway.

Kamui getting banned is the best birthday present I could ask for from TSM! You guys are the best, and I is gots nothing but mad love for all y'all.

Okay, knock it the hell off with the whole slash-action thing. Are you a robot? Do you type in your program commands? Does writing "/sigh" make you sigh? Couldn't you just write "I wont tell you" instead of "/doesn't tell you"? If it's not "poses, spits water" as a joke, don't write an action. It's not clever nor funny.

Oh yeah. Trying? I think we're all beyond "trying" and well into "succeeding." Yeah I guess he is a kid. I hope he's a kid. "Don't make fun of my cartoons! Sexual ambiguity is cool! Humans are dumber than sewer rats! I'm moving to Japan because America sucks!" That better not be a grown man. And he should just be thankful he hasn't said anything REALLY self-incriminating and stupid like how he's discovered he's only attracted to pre-pubescent Asian girls and wants to bang those Final Fantasy chicks sooooooooo bad.

What kid?

Oh, come on. Please. Japanese animation is easily identifiable as such by its characteristics, and don't tell me that's not true. There's a distinct style to anime that makes it laughably easy to peg, and that style is so ridiculous that people make fun of it.

I'm all for economic and social policy. I want a prosperous and clean nation. So you're moving to Japan, eh Kamui. Are you of Japanese descent, by chance? Because if you're a Caucasian in an Osaka or a Tokyo, you're going to have a hard time making it unless you're really got something to offer to a prospective employer. I mean, Koreans that live in Japan are looked down on by the 99% Japanese population, to say nothing of any fair-skinned Americans. But hey, if you want to be on an island in an oversaturated job market, living in a laughably tiny and pathetically expensive apartment, trying to cram your body into the subway every day, then hell, just move to Manhattan.

Homestarrunner.com did the best dead-on satire of anime ever: "Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real real big eyes, get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny. My boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like...robot boots. And for some reason, I'd have blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. And then there's my mouth. Really tiny when it's closed, ridiculously huge when it's open. Then you just send me flying around in cool poses."

"Inspector Impact-uh, this is The Chief-uh. You have confidential orders-uh to take out Chris Jericho's knees with a lead pipe-uh. This message will self-destruct-uh in ten seconds." You knows, Inspector Impact always tries to win the match, but when his utility trenchcoat goes awry, it'll be his retarded nephew Fertig and his pet dog Hoss who come and save the day for him. With any luck, his matches will be followed by an episode of Heathcliff. "Helmsley, Helmsley, no one should, terrorize the neighborhood"

What I meant about the obsession thing was the grown men who have the obsession over girls who looks to be 12 to 14. There's just something that strikes me as disconcerting. Now usually I'm all for being attracted to whoever you're attracted to, but there's something about that which I just don't get. As for what's not socially acceptable, I guess maybe I went too far. I think Final Fantasy games have generally been somewhat mainstream, as for other Squaresoft games. I'm not ashamed to say I've played Final Fantasy games, not many people are. They're good games. But personally, I'm just not that deep into this kind of stuff, so I don't know if I'm not the best judge. I don't want to come off as 100% intolerant of the stuff.

But your view and my view of obsession probably aren't the same thing. For instance, do you view cosplay as an obsession? I don't. I view it as a hobby. Or going to an anime convention? I view that as a fun get together with friends who have the same interests. I'm just trying to pick your mind here and see what obsession is. I know I'm not Japanese. It doesn't mean I can't enjoy the culture, though- there's plenty of Japanese people who are just as into American culture as I'm into theirs. Here's my take on the "Otusaku" subculture (otusaku is a word I made up that means "Spiky Blue Hair Enthusiasts That Aren't Punk Rock Fans): If you're a guy and you dress (or "cosplay") like Sailor Moon, you're gay. This applies to any other Planet Sailors or whatever they are. If you're a grown man that plays with Pokemon cards, you're weird. You're not only playing a child's game, you're playing one that went out of style four or five years ago. Get with the times. Watching Japanese cartoons not entitled "Speed Racer" will NEVER be socially acceptable. Face it. By the way, Speed Racer is the man. Conventions featuring enthusiasts of ANYTHING are likely to scare the bejeezus out of everyday members of society. Anime, Star Trek, soap operas, Happy Days ("I cosplayed as Chuck!"), even sports. All weird. Anyone who has an obsession with young Asian girls is creepy to me. And as for Americans liking Japanese culture and vice versa, I think it's amusing, because while the Nipponophiles (not enthusiasts of erect nipples by the way) seem to get into all the intricate details of Japan, our Asian pals just get this weird amalgamation of American culture and blend it together into "Juria Robelts War-Monging Horrywood Rakers Red White And Blue Numbah One!"

Um, that's a BAD thing. Guerrero should use his ties to Jeff Loria to kick that sniveling, ugly, Expo-wrecking, opportunistic suckbag in the balls so hard that they explode on impact. Any player or staff member of the Expos, and any citizen of Montreal who had faith in their team should do the same.

We can't let any average schmuck own the WCW Television Championship. I mean, average schmucks owned it when it was an active title, but this is the real thing. This should just go straight to the PWHOF when that gets set up at Hart House in Calgary.

Actually, I live close to the border near Kenosha and it isn't that bad, I think its really a quiet place not too much go on IMO. Kenosha has cleaned up in recent years after Chrysler moved out, I'll give you that. But it has a bad neighborhood or few still. Racine on the other hand is still not impressive to me.

Czech Republic 1. No 2. No 3. Yes 4. No 5. Yes 6. Yes 7. No So I'm almost over halfway in agreement with you on those things.

Whoa! Cool! I'm going to cosplay as Vega. Then I'm going to corner my friends and jump-kick them until they fall down.

Okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. "Cosplay" is a real word?? A real thing??? I thought it was just from Homestar Runner when Stinkoman says "Check out my new cosplay!"

And now after that awesome show, next week will feature -An insider look at Garrison Cade's ranch. -Jamie Noble goes to the grocery store. Hilarity ensues. -Six Degrees of Saddam Hussein, featuring Bret Hart. -Ten Questions with Lita. Question 1: What are the pay-per-views in August and November? Hilarity ensues. -Classic match: Matt Morgan requests Kane vs. Albert from Raw 2001. -Christian goes to Australia.

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Tell that to TomKo.

Yeah, because the currency of South Africa has me scared shitless. LOL, I didn't even know that's what they called their currency Diamonds are the source of the Rand's power.

There's a BAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP. It is 1996.