The Czech Republic

I like "Sliced Bread #2" myself. I remember when I was younger and was in a little wrestling fed with my buddies I had weird names for moves like the "Ocean Defense System."

In Japan he would be referred to as "hossu." In regard to the whole rugby thing, I can see Johnny Ace and Jim Ross going at it in the Talent Relations department. Ace: I want Japanese wrestlers! Ross: I want football players! Ace: No! Japanese! Ross: Football players! Both:...JAPANESE FOOTBALL PLAYERS! HHH: Good call, guys. ::poses, spits water::

Hows about we gene-splice Jimmy Hart and Jim Cornette into the Ultimate Cheap Heat Manager. Think of the possibilities: He'd carry a tennis racquet with a megaphone built into the handle, with a color-clashing suit that had his client airbrushed on the back. Also, the racquaphone would shoot various chemical weapons, either shooting the ether-soaked rag for subduing an opponent, or spraying witch hazel onto the fists of his client so as to make the open wounds of the opponent hurt like hell.

White shoes, and black shoes.

What's this? A SMART gimmick poster?! Eh. I just wanted to see the other half of the former nation of Czechoslovakia post something against me. So I did. Yeah.

That's not his name.

Michaels reaallllly liked the ref shirt with the tight shorts. I think he spent almost all of 1999 loaded with drugs, just sitting around backstage in that outfit telling people he'd put them "down for the count."

Upcoming commemorative WrestleMania in NYC coming up Undertaker slated to lose casket match Vince potentially in trouble for steroids hmmmm....

Maybe they could do a nod to 1990s USA, which is what brought the WWF to the dance: The Cartoon Express

FINALLY, a show in Toronto!

Hats off to this guy. Makes me wonder how much is going on at my school with coaches making deals and such, not to mention the seedy underbelly of all the roids and drugs.

The dad from that one movie about the big St. Bernard that got into wacky capers (not Cujo) had a show on CNBC. Just thought I'd throw that out.

Oh yeah it is a bastard state, what with the bubblers, Big Apple Beggels, paper baigs, melk, and da Paickers. But really, you haven't lived until you've ridden a Duck.

Eric Lindros

I remember the commercials on Chicago television. Indiana Beach, that was the name. And it had a talking crow. I bet the Dells are better though. Gotta love the Dells!

He said he likes The Cat, and apologized for his faux pas in which he accidentally wrote in English.

It was too overcast here to notice much of anything.

I was under the impression that I Love the 70s didn't do as well as the I Love the 80ses.

All the way with Stephanie Kaye!!! I was the BUTT of jokes in my 7th grade health class, which was, no lie, 30 straight days of watching Degrassi Junior High, because I thought Stephanie was more attractive in normal clothes than dressed as a slut. Lousy 7th graders I was so much better than them.

EAGAN!!! Whoa strawberry and raspberry Fluff look enticing. We also need CanadianChick to chime in on this.

Yeah I don't know where I fit in with my abstinence. I'm not militant, so I can't be considered sXe, but then I don't wear special underwear to protect myself from a vengeful God, so I'm not a Mormon either. Damn group mentality. The LDS straight-edge kidz are some of the biggest pussies I've ever met. Just thought I'd throw that in. I know a Mormon guy that just moved here recently and he's really nice and hasn't tried to convert me yet. Which is good because if I wasn't thnking it through I may've agreed to go through with it. That temple in Salt Lake City is pretty cool-looking from the outside.

Yeah I don't know where I fit in with my abstinence. I'm not militant, so I can't be considered sXe, but then I don't wear special underwear to protect myself from a vengeful God, so I'm not a Mormon either. Damn group mentality.

The Pats aren't in Boston anymore though. If anything they would have to be the Foxborough Patriots...and that sounds craptacular Neither of New York's teams are in New York. The Bills are in Orchard Park. The LA Rams played in Anaheim, Dallas Cowboys in Irving, Washington Redskins in Landover, Maryland. "Boston Patriots" holds historical merit whilst "New England Patriots" is cumbersome and lame. Foxboro is close enough to Boston that they can get away with it. And it's not like that would disenfranchise the people of Rhode Island and Connecticut, because they still by and large cheer for the Bruins, Red Sox, and Celtics. So my argument does have a sliver of veracity.

No. Walter Payton coached basketball in the Northwest suburbs? That's awesome. I didn't know about that. I do know that Mike Singletary goes to church at Willow Creek, that big non-denominational (so I think) church around there.

Bill Simmons was right. They shouldn't call him Man-Ram.