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Oh by the way, I don't get metal antics. I got Interpol's Antics in October and thought it was pretty good. But yeah, I don't get how music compels a man to run into other like-minded men with high force and speed, and I don't get why this reaction would positively endorse the music.

But Steve was a better contrast to Al. He had to be forced to be one of the guys.

91-95 for the Simpsons, I'd say. 88-93 for MWC. Never was the same without Steve.

Catholics and sinners are two different things? OHHHH YES I WENT THERE EDIT: If he took step 1 there'd be no need for step 2 BAH-ZING! Well, I guess I can never accuse anyone else of having a stale act. I gotta check the dates on posts.

Technically, I think the Simpsons really hit its stride right around when Married With Children started sliding into Fonzie Entrance hell, but yeah, I get what you mean.

I better not catch you moshin' when I'm moshin'! "You'll see?" Yeah, you'll see ME! Now put yer clothes on! PUT EM ON! hahahahahah HAHAHAHA

The final NFL game on the ABC network will be Another Uninspiring Patriots Win. I guess it could be worse.

yo Yeah the 05 ChiSox are a lot like the 02 Angels, moreso than the 04 Red Sox comparisons that were bandied about. Big city's B-team wins it all in an uncompelling postseason with a team of not-so-big names, and their achievement will soon be forgotten by most of the country. I'd have forgotten already if I didn't have to come in contact with the boorish descendants of South Side Irish. Nobody will forget the great Oakland teams, be it Finley's gaudy 'stache guys, or the Bash Brothers. Everyone remembers Rollie Fingers, Vida Blue, Catfish Hunter, and then Canseco & McGwire. Nobody's going to remember Jon Garland and Joe Crede. The one guy who was actually the face of the White Sox through their last fifteen years of being kinda good and not dressing like the blind, didn't even play. Oakland's attendance figures notwithstanding, something's gotta be said for the fact that 2001 gave us a classic World Series, 2003 and 2004 gave us four amazing LCSs, all signaling a renaissance of sorts for baseball. But when the White Sox stepped up, America collectively said "Aw. I thought House would be on." Both A's runs were turning points in baseball, I feel. The White Sox are just going to be a team that happened to win one year.

I have nothing good to say about Heileman's Old Style, though.

Which typeface? I can't say enough good things about Goudy Old Style.

I'm thinking this should be in General Old School, but I didn't click the link. Is this that "Hey ya aaah yeah hey ya yaaah returrrrrn to innocennnce" song playing during clips of Road Dogg and Billy Gunn?

The Bills had a run? I thought it was a brisk jog that they kinda got tired during. Like when you're out jogging and say "okay I'm not gonna stop til that tree" but you do anyway

Aren't you a Dylan fan? Like, big one? Or do you mean you just ignore lyrics to vapid pop shit.

Beat poetry. I'll grab my bongo drums.

Why do rappers have to play with guns so much? They're big boys now.

Haiku is so so so overdone. Isn't there another style of poetry we can run into the ground? Let's do sonnets.

Bad timing. I figured pulling off a winning season in spite of it all would get him one more year. I bet he's never a head coach again.

You're such a liar. No, really. Once a week, no more. It's been really hurting me lately. About time. I heard your liver was sighted outside Orem, Utah. by the way:

You're brainwashed, and it's scary. Leave the country. Kill for my safety. Don't live here. If our military got its hands on Damaramu, this war would be over. Tell a Marine-brainwashed Dama that the insurgents are Husker fans who like to monopolize remote controls, and every terrorist in Iraq is dust. (However if they were Texas fans, he might go easy on 'em. Car-bombin' for the conference.)

When retards dance

I thought hardcore ones stand perfectly still and just clap at the end of the song. They were like that the time I accidentally went to one.

I thought there was a second typo, and Ron Howard's life was in danger.

Hey don't knock the insight.com Bowl!