Nighthawk

You know, it's hardly an original idea.

I thought Queer Duck was ok for what it was.

I've been eating a lot of this stuff lately, as I'm trying to save money. I was theoretically trying to cut a good deal of non fish meat out of my diet (it's been heavily compromised by my eating whatever costs least), so the fish fillets, I'll agree with that. El Monterey burritos and chimichangas are really pretty good, and 10 for 3.79. Tina's frozen burritos are 10 for 4.00. I got seriously hooked on Stouffers frozen lasagna as a kid, and it remains one of my absolute favorite foods. I'll take it over real lasagna from an Italian restaurant (although I love that as well). It's pretty cost effective too, 12 servings for $10. I also love frozen breakfast items. Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits and croissants, with or without egg and cheese, are excellent. I stay away from the muffins, though. Pillsbury toaster scrambles are also great, and sausage egg and cheese Hot Pockets, all basically the same deal. I saw today that Hot Pockets now has biscuits stuffed with sausage egg and cheese, but I didn't get any. One of my other favorites is these things that are like a corn dog, but it's a sausage with pancake batter. Pigs in a blanket on a stick, I guess.

Most are. The man has a compelling speaking voice.

Oh man, Hungry Howies was great. They were all over the place in Florida, but there's only one here and it has a very limited menu, just pizza and salads. The awesome subs were what I really liked about that place, and pretty good wings and other typical pizza sides. And baked pasta as well. Oh there's Round Table, too. They're pretty good. One time I was working in a national park and the little town that was the only place to get something to eat within like two hours only had a burger place and a Round Table, so I got a little sick of both.

Guns N Roses

Then it should be the Long John Silvers of pizza.

I've never understood the McDonalds of pizza comparison. I've always found it perfectly acceptable. Not that I've eaten there in a while. Many better options, but in truth, it's really to make bad pizza. Even frozen pizza, or school cafeteria pizza is decent. Something like Pizza Hut, that's just... good. I haven't seen a Godfathers in years. Other pizza chains I haven't seen in years include Straw Hat and Numero Uno. I don't even remember if they were good.

I do like "Bloodrocuted" a lot. "Thunderhorse" is too short, and it was already released in full in 2006.

Eddie Murphy didn't have to wipe his own ass in Coming to America.

It's also completely ripped off from Bill Hicks, at times nearly word for word. Hicks was funny, though.

She wasn't allowed to read them because they contained witchcraft, but she did find some HP slash art for me (funnily enough, none of which contained Dumbledore). I'm pretty sure that was her... I mean, who else would have found slash art for me?

It's too bad about her life, because this is actually a really good album. I've always held the opinion that each of her albums is better than the last, not the least reason for which is that she became progressively more dance and less pop (which better suits her fairly thin voice). This trend has continued, but I'm not sure I like this better than In the Zone. I mean, that had the Ying Yang Twins on it. Probably In the Zone had better singles, but this is better as a whole album. It's very listenable from start to finish.

An MSI name does warrant a weighty vote.

I almost dread getting into new bands by now. I mean, I want to, because I enjoy music, but I can't keep up with it as it is. Like recently I needed some quick cash, and I was debating whether I could sell off any of my cds, and I was like "Well, I haven't listened to these in like a year and a half, I won't miss these." But then I decided to at least listen to them before I got rid of them, and they were great and I decided to keep them. Among them was the Wedding Present's Seamonsters. I just now realized how great that album is. Well, not now, but the last time I listened to it.

It was NYC. You can get away with shit like that there.

Reminds me of the Hostess wedding cake (often incorrectly called a hillbilly or redneck wedding cake... that would be made of Little Debby). Actually, there's pizza with hamburger as a topping, and chicken, and potato. The bread's a new one, but you know it tastes good. It's not that radical of a concept. It's got me wondering what else I could put on a pizza... tacos! Kung Pao shrimp! Spaghetti-Os! Oh yeah, I'm trying that one tonight.

I'm actually fairly sympathetic to the morbidly obese. Mainly cause I used to go through a bag of cheeseburgers, or a whole pizza or some such like it was nothing, and be only somewhat overweight. Other people I know eat a comparable amount and are thin as a rail. Still others are fatasses. It's all just luck. Same reason I don't hate black people. They're not bad, just unlucky.

Yes, there is. If you're going to drink, learn to say crazy, outlandish, offensive shit as a regular habit, and then no matter what you say, you can play it off like "I was drunk, what do you want?". If you handle it right, it becomes endearing. Like, I was just recently in this situation. Last month I was totally hyperdrunk and did a bunch of stupid shit, and then I told this girl "Oh my God, I promise you I will never drink again, and if I do, that means I am a loser and I have broken a promise to a friend." And then I did... and got a DUI to boot. And she was pissed at me at first... but then I said, "Look, it was supposed to make me ashamed if I broke the promise, and it did. So what's the problem?" And then I went on this crazy rant about copier paper, and she laughed and forgot all about it. When they say the first thing they look for in a guy is a sense of humor, they ain't lying: they just seriously mean that. It's more than just you being "The Funny Guy" at work, you have to really be funny. It's more work than being good at sex, but pays more dividends in the end. Learn to be funny. If I was you, I'd have let the drunk MySpace message sit, and then sent a followup message which said "And Sceeeene!" And not even sent it until she'd read the original one. So she knows, yeah, you really got fucked up and said shit you didn't mean, but can be funny from it. That's the real kicker. Learn that, and women are yours.

I've seen black people run in front of cars so they can sue the drivers.

Tell me about it. I still drink more than I should, but it's now a planned event. When I was in my total alcoholic phase, I would pick a particular liquor and drink it until the smell of it made me sick, and then switch to another one. It's why I settled on Jim Beam: never made me gag. I'm mostly over it by now, I can tolerate most things without triggering my gag reflex (with the exception of sour apple flavored vodka).

You clearly haven't watched a lot of zombie movies. Even ones I think are worth watching are worse than that. Try Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror. Or possibly Burial Grounds: The Night of Terror, I don't remember which. Italian job, featuring an underage boy clearly voiced by a grown woman, and he tries to breastfeed off his mother, and bites her tit off (and the boy is like 12). Must be the coke.

It was one of the Police Academy movies, all of which sucked, except possibly the first one... but it was the part where Hightower does the voodoo ritual over the bodybag and then Tackleberry cuts out of it with a chainsaw. That cracked me up.

Personally, I thought that was hilarious, and I usually hate Tarantino as an actor. Kind of a "so stupid it's funny" thing. The part of that movie that distracted me the most was them making a big deal about the girl breaking her wrist in the door handle, and then it's fine later on. I know they were intentionally using a bunch of plotholes and shit like that, but I watch that genre of film regularly and it was... distracting.

I'll try, but I might fail. If a song is overplayed, that means that it might not have been so bad the first few times you heard it, but became so. If a song is good enough, you should be able to hear it several times in a short period of time and still think so. Perhaps not "bad" so much as not excessively good. Through saturation, mildly forgivable faults become prevalent, or perhaps it just didn't have much of a shelf life in the first place. Perhaps these songs could more accurately be labeled "deceptively good" rather than "bad". Like say, singles from, oh... Stabbing Westward or some band like that. I remember them fondly, but if I actually listened to them all that much, I might say "You know what, this sucks."