Nighthawk

No yeah, I see where you got your teeth now. But this is good news. Although I barely graduated high school and didn't graduate college, I loathed being a student. So anytime someone stops, I feel good for them.

Whoa, whoa. Jackass is higher than C level celeb, at least Knoxville and Bam are. Steve-O is kind of an O level celeb, he's a cult unto himself. Dunn is C or D level, I'll give you.

Incy and Agent both seem very little like waiters. Kotz, now he's a waiter. I don't think I've ever been to the Texas Cheesecake Depository, actually. Which is funny, because I love cheesecake.

Giant Cthulhu is the only kind of Cthulhu there is.

If Lohan dies between now and age 27, I go on record as getting a tattoo of her. You know who I worry about, though? Samantha Ronson. She's so ugly she lets Lindsay take advantage of her.

The Residents version of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" is awesome. They make it totally unlistenable. I also prefer Britney Spears' version to the original.

That's a bit of a shock. Doesn't really have anything to do with Benoit, but since it's about another wrestler death I'll mention it here. Meltzer just said on LAW that John Kronus' heart was twice the size of a normal guy his age and size. This always happens with guys who drink a lot, but nobody is exactly sure why. I have no idea whether Kronus was a boozer, but it's true.

I did get it, at a local record store, in fact I'm having a group over to watch it tonight. This particular store also has unedited Traci Lords porn from when she was 15, though.

Not while I still have breath, at least.

While I eat those regularly, I have no idea what kind of meat is in them. Lamb? If so, good. Any time small animals are tortured to feed my bloodthirst, I'm happy.

Moving the wrestling folders down is shooting yourself in the foot. If you move them, might as well get rid of them entirely. Which only a crazy person would suggest!

Fuck you, asshole.

I seriously worship Cthulhu, guys. I'm not joking when I say that. This is very offensive to me.

Yeah, no that isn't true, although I do call my friend who hooked me up with the married Mexican slut Azathoth, in reference to him being the blind idiot god.

God, I want to fuck her. I want to to fuck her right in her pussy licked pussy. Go on, stick your strap on in my asshole. I'm ready. You're all a bunch of assholes. Anybody here got my new album called "Eat My Fuck"? Eat my fucking diarrhea. Faggots.

What?!? I've never spent near that much. I do have connections which let me get in for free, but admission can't be that much.

I hate theme parks with two exceptions: Disney and Six Flags Magic Mountain. Magic Mountain largely because I spent an obscene amount of time there in my youth, so it's nostalgic for me. So I always go with Disney. Actually, if you shave your head and ride in a wheelchair, theme parks aren't so bad. People assume you're dying, so you get all kinds of perks. When I did this, I just wore a shaved head for style and had a blown out knee, I wasn't trying to scam. But it works.

Jethro Tull rule for winning the first metal grammy despite not being a metal band.

That, yes, is an awesome name, and it's been around so long I don't remember where it came from. It is sort of a once removed PCU reference, though. The origin of SBBATGF, for the record: "The Gay Faggots" was taken from some throwaway banter at a Mindless Self Indulgence performance, where Jimmy Urine is rambling and he says "(something something) and the Gay Faggots!" I couldn't really understand him. Sweet Baby Bitch was from Stanglemania 2, where ICP were promoting a women's electrified barbed wire match, and Violent J keeps forgetting what name they made up for one of the chicks, so he keeps calling her something different every time, like "Sweet Bitch Ass" or "Sugar Tits" or something. Sugar Tits and the Gay Faggots isn't bad either, but this one just rolls off the tongue. Really, a lot of the problem with my bands is that I'm very much a control freak, and it should really just be a solo project, but you need clout to just have a band back you while you do whatever you want. I don't have that. My longest lasting band, Skullfuck, was sort of like that, mostly because I was dating the guitarist and she was basically worshiping me, and we had a lot of different bass players, and the drummer was just a very meek guy who let you push him around. If we ever get an album cut, I'll let you guys know and we'll make the cover a collage of pictures of people holding up signs which call me a cunt/say I have a cunt.

If I ever end up moving back to Tampa, I'm going to drive there. Regarding Applebees, at my old job at the sporting goods store, they would occasionally have lunch there, because it was right next door. Everyone would have water, and I'd order a giant umbrella drink, like Garth Algar or something. I only did it to be funny, because you can't get a buzz on those things. There was also a company trip once where I had eight shots of whiskey at the airport, bought a Hustler and read it on the plane. I ended up getting sick of that job, but you could get away with pretty much anything. And after all that, I got fired for calling somebody a dumb bitch.

I was just reading a thread about a 14 year old asking advice on whether he should have sex, and I was surprised at how straight laced everybody was. I even saw shock expressed that a girl lost her virginity at 13. Am I alone in the knowledge of how sexed up this culture is? I mean, I'm going to say a good 30% of the girls whose virginity losing age I know lost it at like 11 or 12. Younger than that, I'd say that's a different category. Everybody's a slut these days. I should start fucking underage girls, I mean, there's no reason not to anymore. Better me than some pervert. I don't even know what it's like, besides the time I fucked the 13 year old, and she was actually pretty good for her age. I mean, I'd do like 15 year olds and stuff when I was around 18, but that's not even illegal. Still, the biggest age gap I've ever experienced was six years, 18/24. I can top that. But I've gotta go down south where they don't care about that stuff. Yeah, I need to plan a trip to the deep south and fuck me an adolescent. Speaking of sluts, this one married slut who my friend set me up with, is one of the stupidest people I've ever met. I mean, she can't even talk in complete sentences. I like her though, because you can call her a stupid slut to her face and she'll laugh.

It really wasn't that big a deal in the first place. What a fag.

You say "ironically" like I'm some huge drug addict. I do remember fucked up Jingus though, you were actually quite articulate, if slurred. You also gave me Marney's number, which she changed immediately upon finding out I had it. I was honored.

Urgh, I'm kinda sorta really been drinkingish. So call me right now... I'll be funny.

Sheila greeted us at the door with a micro-mini dress that had elastic holding it up just over her nice full tits. Lisa and Sheila kissed and felt each other for a moment and then I did the same as Sheila gave me a very wet kiss. Then Wes came up and said, "I hope you two are horny! Tonight is going to be wild!" Lisa kissed Wes and squeezed his cock through his pants. Then she said, "Where are the little fuckees?" "The little fuckees are watching a new porn flick to get them ready," Wes said with an evil smirk. We walked into the family room and all five kids were watching a video of a girl about six years old sucking her father's cock. "Mmmmmm!! Looks yummy!!" Lisa said. The kids all turned and smiled at us and Terri said, "Hi Lisa! Hi Rick! Can we watch her eat his cum before we go? Please?" "Isn't she precious?" Sheila said as we stared at the five kids. All five were wearing very short t-shirts and nothing else. Sheila nodded at Terri as the kids turned back to the video. "How short are those t-shirts the kids are wearing?" Lisa asked. "When they stand up, you can see their little bald pussies and cocks and their round little butts!" Sheila bubbled. "The shirts are tight and too small for them." "Ohhhh, fuck....that's going to be so exciting to watch them walking around in public like that!!" Lisa said. "I love it!!" "And the kids can't wait!" Wes said. "We've been showing them some videos of young girls walking around totally naked in public and they got very excited." "Look!! Look!!" Tanya said. "She's eating his cum!! She's eating her daddy's cum!!" We all watched as the young girl struggled to swallow the cum blasting out of her father's cock. She valiantly held onto the big cock and ate the thick load as fast as she could, but globs of cum squirted out of the corners of her little mouth. "Okay, we can go now," Terri said as she got up. "I want to suck some cocks!" Wes knelt down and held her and said, "And whose cock do you want to suck, Terri?" "Anybody's!" Terri giggled.