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Nighthawk

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  1. Nighthawk

    My First Post

    This poster represents sex with Courtney Love while shooting her up with heroin at the same time.
  2. Mr. Ed was really a zebra. See?
  3. Hm... Simpsons had no impact? You're pretty stupid, there. I Love Lucy though, yeah. I think I remember hearing that it was using multiple cameras first. Ozzie and Harriet as well. The entire format for that kind of show is largely originated there.
  4. You should forfeit as a show of team solidarity.
  5. You shouldn't have allowed yourself such a prominent Achilles heel. This can be settled quite simply: Kylie is richer, and therefore more attractive and better, than the rest of you.
  6. It's pathetic, and you spelled the thread title wrong. Dead in the water.
  7. That only really matters if the computer is controlling them. It just represents the type of moves they'll go for most. Oh, and I thought of another character nuance, for Angle and Benoit, but anyone with the Crossface or Anglelock can do it. If Angle catches the leg when he reverses a kick, he can go directly into the Anklelock. The computer will do it, and the finisher icon will flash for a second if you're controlling him. Benoit can do the same thing by catching a punch, but that's harder because it has to be a lefthanded punch.
  8. Spend tomorrow's update talking about me. Everyone, such as FrigidSoul, has admitted to ripping me off and riding my coattails, who better?
  9. Nah, go to a carnival promoter instead.
  10. It has to do with his fighting stance. RVD's stance will give you the chair dropkick, as well as a slingshot leg drop on the apron. I think I mentioned how to do that before, but you have to whip your opponent into the ring when you're standing right next to it, and their head will be sticking out over the side. Press O and any direction to do it. That same thing with the Undertaker 1 stance will do his apron leg drop. The stances also affect the way you sell strikes, Brock's basically no sells everything, Jericho hops around comically, Mysterio adjusts the mask, etc. A couple more hidden moves: If you have swanton 2 as a finisher, an up or down grapple on top of a ladder will result in you pushing your opponent off, doing a different, extended taunt, and swantoning onto them. If you have Walls of Jericho 1 for a finish, you can do that on the ladder in the same way. If you have the 619, you can do a manual 619. If they're leaning against the ropes, run at them and press X by itself to do it, it's the best way to set up the springboard leg drop. Oh, and the zombie situp can't be done by anyone except old school UT, no matter what you do.
  11. Nighthawk

    Punk Essentals?

    Yoko Ono is the punkest artist of all time. I truly believe that.
  12. FS can draw a pair of nipples on Zack's back and fuck him in the shower. That's just as good.
  13. HE ADMITTED IT!!!
  14. Or better and better, if you're hip to the whole bad means good thing.
  15. But a deltoid and a bicep, a hot groin and a tricep Makes me shake, makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the... hand. In just seven days I can make you a maaa-ha-ha-ha-haan.
  16. He was old, so it's not sad, but he was good.
  17. Nighthawk

    I'm out

    Start to smoke marijuana.
  18. Nighthawk

    Punk Essentals?

    Dickies. But then maybe you wouldn't call them real punk, cause they were too joyous.
  19. No, that was his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
  20. That's disturbing. Infinite legs are like the giant wall in the amazon, which when you follow it to the end turns out to be a monstrous anaconda.
  21. The implication being that it was his penis. I thought some might not have picked up on the connotation.
  22. Like Mike Tyson vs Fred Savage.
  23. That's why you always lose. Seriously. Wow. Just wow.
  24. Sweet Baby Bitch and the Gay Faggots?
  25. I just received this pm from -iB-:
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