Nighthawk

Yeah, they're my favorite, which I imagine they shall remain, unless I one day learn the theramin.

I play several instruments at a moderate to intermediate level, the only thing I'm really anything to speak of on is, well... turntables.

Hm, I thought there were only two teams. I would have tried to be a leader if I had known there was more available... I didn't really want to do it otherwise.

I make wrestling references that people won't get intentionally. I try to fit as many of them in without them realizing I'm doing anything. Bonus points for doing it during sex. But no, this is common, because I reference the most obscure things as a rule. It makes me seem intelligent because if someone happens to catch one or two, they'll start to notice that I do it all the time, and get maybe a few if they really try. They'll begin to think that everything I say references something, making me akin to something of a puzzle with no solution, a pretty cool cat. Virtually all of my posts here contain some, like there's several inside this post.

That's interesting.

I made some of those banners... or maybe all, I don't remember. Then I think I offended Banky. He and Prince Paul were talking behind my back. They said that it would be better if I wasn't here. That was how I got banned, because they worked the board and framed me. I was let back because I helped Dames fix the board after he banned everyone. And that's what happened.

I once read some Inspector Gadget erotic fiction, and it was one of the most insane, hilarious things I've ever seen. Probably second only to the Leave It To Beaver/Mr. Ed crossover slash. But anyway, I did like the cartoon when I was young, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I remember the song better than anything else.

All of them.

For the sake of nothing better to do, have a look at this classic Sting. That's gotta be one of the best caws I've seen for this game.

Well, I don't. This wouldn't be such a bad loss though.

Hey Dames, this oughta help:

IDRM Agent Of Oblivion Ripper Thumbtack

Thanks, my close personal friend.

I'm not southern...

It's only pedophilia by the legal definition.

They don't.

I'm sure you can imagine the horrible things I could be saying, so I won't. But you're right. It's a fine line, because Hermione is a fiendishly sexy character as well, but I'm not going to allow myself to become one of those people.

"What?" Not under the 'never caught on' category, obviously. At it's core, it was magnificent, one of the greatest catchphrases ever. Then it was destroyed so utterly from overuse that it became one of the worst. It's really only suited for a super heel characterization as well. In a few years when nobody remembers it anymore, I'm going to start using it for myself.

I was expelled one time because they inspected my locker and found such a ridiculous hoarde of rule breaking items it seemed like a joke. There were 2 road flares, a pack of razor blades, various pocket knives, a Hustler magazine, a box cutter, a pack of cigarettes, 3 lighters, nunchakus and some fireworks. It was a religious school, so they also weren't too thrilled about the death metal cds, Satanic bible, Necronomicon, or hooded cloak and skull mask. There was also a roll of money and a zip lock bag full of oregano (that yielded some hilarious results). Luckily this was pre Columbine hysteria or I probably would have went to jail, but it was pretty funny. I still have the letter they gave my parents with each item they found meticulously inventoried.

Everybody does that. Pissing in the sink is the real battle.

This is John Woo's Killer in the tournament right? That is a great movie, but Hard Boiled and A Better Tomorrow are better, I'd say. Just, you know, for the record.

Hey, I've seen all the movies on those lists except one, I should go see it so I can be a super film knowledge ultra man. And you're right... I don't agree with it.

Whoring in the fried chicken business? Sounds good.

Yes, Beverly Hills Cop is the greatest movie in the world. It shares this position with many others. If you disagree, you don't understand film.