Boner Kawanger

I feel like these are the best, most important points to come out of the thread so far.

My dad's not that humorous of a guy (for the most part) but I'm pretty sure Leon is his favorite character in the history of television.

Would there even be lines such as "reaching for the heavens", "destrucity", and "seeking the powers of the warriors" on that script? You should watch the latest Dirt Sheet.

The only redeeming thing about that segment is the pop Tenta gets.

Not that I'm trying to punch holes in your argument, I just find it interesting... http://toynewsi.com/index.php?itemid=14171 On Friday, March 6, a feature film based on the acclaimed graphic novel Watchmen will be released in theaters nationwide. To help commemorate the movie’s release, Toys“R”Us stores are offering an exclusive, variant action figure from DC Direct based on the street vigilante, Rorschach. The action figure, featuring Rorschach without his face…I mean mask…depicts a bruised Rorschach as he’s being booked in prison. The action figure will be released on Friday, March 6 and features multiple points of articulation, a grapple gun, an additional hand, a base and prison name plate (with his “real” name and prisoner number). The Rorschach action figure will be available at Toys“R”Us stores nationwide for $16.99 and is recommended for children ages 14 and up. Check out an image of the figure below.

Really? Where is the Fast Food Restaurant tie-in toys? DC Direct IS making action figures, but last I checked DC Direct is a high end HOBBY EXCLUSIVE or non-toy shop/convenience store distributor. You aren't going to find DC Direct's products in your local Toys R Us, Walmart, Target, CVS, etc and are meant as collectibles. In other words, these aren't kid friendly action figures! Oh sure I'd hand down a figure or two for a child to play with, but the point of the product is the collecting hobby aspect of action figures. Put it another way, I'd wager DC's lines with Mattel get some TV ads on cartoons, specifically DC animated cartoons (right now just Batman: The Brave & The Bold) but I'd guarantee there has never been a single TV ad for a DC Direct action figure line, EVER! Where is all of the product tie-ins that The Dark Knight, a movie NO ONE under the age of 12-13 should see under ANY circumstances (great film of course, but come on, you'd give the kid nightmares, and I'm sure most kids would be bored by the plot of the movie), had? Cereal, Dominoes Pizza, Fruit Roll-Ups for crying out loud had ads in DC comic books for "choose your side" Roll Ups! What, she sees "superheroes" and automatically assumes "marketed for kids?" http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3382481 That figure is exclusive to the store

I remember the rumor being that the Piper/Raven angle was one of the big things planned for the WCW NBC show that never happened

How do I get the Se-Poo-Ku achievement?

I agree with DopUssy so hard but this season has the potential to step inside last season's asshole and throw some paper around

I hope they superimpose "This episode is dedicated to all plastic surgeons across America! Keep reaching for that rainbow!" over the last frame of that episode. And of course....

EDIT-ignore til I find a picture I like

Annnnnd that's about it.

The only movies we ever got carded for in high school were Jackass and Club Dread. It happens. Anyways, it looks like I'll see Watchmen by Sunday. I'm simultaneously dreading and looking forward to it at this point. I don't know if it's the hype (it goes so far as people in an English class I have reading it in a creative writing course right now) or what.

Christ. Even the writers misspell "Haas"

Heel or face all that matters is MVP is ballin'

Aw

Is Aztec Warrior JJ's costume in CAW?

yes It was a swinging neck breaker WITH THEATRICS

It looks like Barry Windham, right down to the boots

Someone brought this up earlier, so I thought I'd share. They showed footage of DiBiase stuffing bill in Beefcake's mouth on WWE 24/7.

There's also a Piper's Pit on the house show from 85.

Maybe they can change it to Duquan Larusso

What was Christian's method of living forever?

http://odeo.com/episodes/22120004-Warren-E...dio-mpeg-Object This is one of the funnier things you'll hear today

I had the Hulk Hogan light switch cover they had The Brain shilling on Prime Time.