Corey_Lazarus

REGION A - The "Zombies Shouldn't Run" Regional Finals! The Exorcist (1973) Shaun of the Dead (2004) Because at least I was MEANT to laugh at Shaun ______________________________________________ REGION B - The "Jocks & Whores Must Die" Regional Finals! The Evil Dead (1981) The Shining (1980) ___________________________ REGION C - The "Party Hasn't Begun Until You've Been Bitten" Regional Finals! Night of the Living Dead (1968) Dawn of the Dead (1978) ___________________________ REGION D - The "Why Don't Parents Understand?" Regional Finals! Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987) Halloween (1978)

Yeah they do. Have something like a 2 or 3 hour "best of weekly" package available either free or cheap once Impact airs on Spike. Of course, you'd need to include about an hour's worth of X-Divison, hour's worth of the Tag division, and hour's worth of the Heavyweight title. So...let's spice this thread up. If they were to do something similar to what I just proposed, what matches would they choose to best represent each division during its weekly PPV run? Pick 5 matches for each divison.

"OH! OH! SPRULES FELL OVER, BUT HE STILL HIT THAT DEVASTATING MOVE!" ...this match makes me and my friend Chris's backyard shit look like Flair/Steamboat.

1. Damn double posts. 2. Stop being a wussy.

You do have a point there, but such is the futility of living in a nation where the poor live in apartments that, while unliveable to most of us, seems like a mansion to much of the rest of the world, and a nation that has the homeless seeking shelter in many churches and especially designated homeless shelters where they are served hot meals instead of having to fend for themselves with no aid, again like much of the world. But going by that logic, almost any pain felt like an American or Canadian or British citizen that is not 100% physical can, unless they are homeless, be construed as being "ungrateful."

I'm not an alien. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then, I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But, I'm not an alien! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Normal view! Normal View! NORMAL VIEWWWWWW!!!

Shit, man! Love the sig! Was that a glitch in the CAW mode, or what?

I, for one, was more entertained by WCW from November 2000 until its demise than I was with the WWF during that time period. Right after HHH/Angle blew off, I just sorta lost a whole lot of interest in the WWF's angles, and the only thing keeping me watching was Heyman as an announcer and the overall quality of the matches. Bringing back Hogan would have been a bad idea. Nash? Not so bad, because he was starting to put over the younger guys, if memory serves me right (did a clean job to Booker T at Fall Brawl '00 and actually sold a lot for him, jobbed to Steiner at SuperBrawl '01, and also put over the Natural Born Thrillers a couple times). DDP? Always felt he was entertaining in any role he was given, and he was willing to put ANYBODY over, because he knew he'd always be over if given the chance to be. Hell, even Disqo kept me entertained with the Disco Duck, and the whole Cruiserweight Tag scene was fucking amazing. That's what kept me watching: the fact that EVERYBODY in WCW in 2001, more or less, had something to do. The undercard was filled with decent-to-very good matches based around moving up in the rankings and a few feuds thrown in, the tag title scene was the best it'd been in WCW for years, the main event was interesting despite the lack of quality for most of the matches, and I actually marked for General Rection's transition back into Hugh Morrus and the rest of the MIA/Team Canada feud too.

True, but to say that somebody with even a life of luxury is incapable of feeling pain is plain idiotic. Emotional pain and distress is relevant: if you're used to a certain way of life, the slings and arrows of that lifestyle are going to hurt you more than they would somebody used to another lifestyle. Now, that said, I'm going to quote Ken Titus here again, and say STOP BEING A WUSSY.

Only fun drunken prank was smothering a tampon in ketchup and putting it on my buddy's head when he was sleeping, and then lying it next to his face right before he woke up. That and hocking a few huge loogies into a condom and putting it on my friend's chin. But damn...padlocked nuts. I smell fetish porn.

There are bands that can keep their edge even though they mature/change their sound, though. Slayer is definitely one of them, as they have classics coming off of their post-Seasons material ("Dittohead," "Sex.Murder.Art," "Disciple," and "Bloodline" being the most well-known, in my eyes) still, even if it's no match for their string of 4 incredible albums (Hell Awaits, Reign In Blood, South of Heaven, and Seasons in the Abyss) in the mid-to-late 80'/early 90's. Exodus is also one of them, though that could be because they broke up and reformed a decade or so later. Tempo is better than some of their earlier work, surprisingly enough.

REGION A - The "Zombies Shouldn't Run" Region Day of the Dead (1985) The Exorcist (1973) Shaun of the Dead (2004) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) DAMN YOU!~~~!~ ______________________________________________ REGION B - The "Jocks & Whores Must Die" Region The Return of the Living Dead (1985) The Evil Dead (1981) DAMN YOU AGAIN~!!~~ The Shining (1980) (tie) Alien (1979) ________________ REGION C - The "Party Hasn't Begun Until You've Been Bitten" Region The Thing (1982) Night of the Living Dead (1968) Dawn of the Dead (1978) Poltergeist (1982) ___________________________ REGION D - The "Why Don't Parents Understand?" Region Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Phantasm (1979) Halloween (1978)

To be fair, Jarrett was uber-over in TNA from the 4th show (July 10, 2002; when he fought a few of the Tennessee Titans because they got too "into it" and jumped over the guardrail to attack him) until Raven/Jarrett ended at Destiny on April 30, 2003. He was effective as a heel until his turn shortly before defeating Ron Killings for the NWA World title (probably the most entertaining I'd ever seen him), and actually was quite an effective face until the terrible finish to Raven/Jarrett. RVD. For some reason, he doesn't get the respect he deserves from A LOT of smarks (mostly due to him relying on his same old spots in WWE, despite his same old spots still being better than the same old spots from most others on the roster), yet still pops a crowd without even having to say a single word. Sabu, too. Yes, he's broken down. Yes, he's a liability these days. But does he pop a crowd? Yes.

Because the NWA isn't owned by any one company, and TNA wants to differentiate themselves as their own brand. In my opinion, yes, they SHOULD just go by the name NWA, because that at least has some recognition to casual fans (that being that even casual fans that were around during WCW knew that WCW came from the NWA, and thanks to the release of the classic footage from WWE, the NWA name and 80's product was seen again). I think it's a legal thing, due to the NWA name not being owned by one person, and being more or less just a gathering of indy feds.

Hrmmmm...Antonio Thomas as a bouncer for a shitty bar with his fellow bouncers being unable to even settle a fight between two drunk, unarmed rednecks?! ...so, basically, he'd be a special guest referee in a battle between Steve Austin and JBL. HOHOHO! I crack myself up. ...somebody kill me...

I'm with cam on this one. Only, if drinking ain't your thing, wrestle around with a couple of close friends. That's me and some of my buddies do: if we're going through some tough times, we wrestle and it gets it out of our systems. Another reason some people cut themselves, beyond creating a physical reflection of their emotional pain, is to "bleed to make sure they're still alive." Or you could punch a hole in your bedroom wall because you girlfriend dumped you and then your dog shit in your room, like my buddy Mike did the other day.

Indeed it was. Is Batman Beyond even still on? That show was a good little spin-off of Batman, IMO.

1. do any of you like and still listen to his music if so how often I'll listen to a couple tracks off Thriller or maybe "Smooth Criminal" now and then. 2. what albums do you own and what is your favourite MJ album Thriller and Off The Wall, Thriller being my favorite. 3. What is your favourite song/Video of MJ Again, "Thriller." Zombies dancing. 4. What if any dvds/tapes do you own if any (moonwalker,history etc) I own the Moonwalker tape, and still watch it every now and then. 5. have any of you seen him live (victory tour,bad tour,dangerous tour etc) No.

Oh, I don't blame him for leaving ECW, especially given ECW's financial situation after mid-99 (when checks were bouncing left and right). But to just flat-out go to another company when you are LEGALLY BOUND to a contract you signed? To jump from one sinking ship to another sinking ship, with the other one being the SWORN ENEMY of the ship you were just on? That's selling out. He accepted MONEY to take the ECW World title, and all that it embodied, and throw it IN THE TRASH on Nitro. If it wasn't for a legal injunction from Heyman and his father (who I do believe is Paul E's lawyer, though I could be wrong), ECW would have died a lot earlier. So, let's break it down: Leaving one employer and taking everything that you and they once stood for and throwing it in the trash for money = selling out.

I prefer Antonio because I remember the fucking killer singles matches he used to have in NECW that were chock full of heat. Antonio/Maverick Wild from the March '03 NECW show in Framingham was amazing.

No, he'd probably have Joe and Sonny Siaki be "Samoan Jive Daddies '05" or something. Imagine them coming out to bad Spanish rap (because every non-black thug likes Spanish rap), dressing like 3 Minute Warning (purposefully, too), and doing the hand-waves like Public Enemy used to.

But this is the TNA bookers, who started actually understanding how to book a promotion around then. That DOES seem like quite the fucking classy move.

NECW from March '04 onwards.

Mike Awesome leaving ECW to go to WCW...while still under contract to ECW, and the ECW World champion. Yeah, he earned him. Didn't have too much of a chance to chant them, since he was gone within a month of negotations with WCW, but hey.

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