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You did. And thanks for answering my question in your college football thread.

Oh by all means frolic with the playoff picture. I did that one year and went out of my mind.

I don't bother looking at playoff seedings until Week 16. I would rather not know of any possible clusterfucks until I have no choice.

10 a.m. • Dude, you haven't posted anything in a while. What's up with that? Oh, yeah. I haven't had the time/desire to do so. Bummer, because I have yet to run down all the shit I bought during Black Friday. Might as well Jew this one out. Here's a recent AIM conversation I had that has a couple good ideas in it -- or at least I think they're not all that bad. At least not as bad as my spelling. Holy Christ. Fww76 (11:10:11 AM): remember the person i told you yesterday -- oil companies? UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:19 AM): yep Fww76 (11:10:25 AM): surprise -- he has no job Fww76 (11:10:27 AM): i told him Fww76 (11:10:33 AM): start your own business Fww76 (11:10:39 AM): lend yourself a shitload of $ Fww76 (11:10:42 AM): then ask for a bailout UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:46 AM): hahaha Fww76 (11:10:47 AM): think it'll work? UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:49 AM): win UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:49 AM): yes UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:51 AM): god yes UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:51 AM): haha Fww76 (11:10:59 AM): i just typed it not thinking Fww76 (11:11:03 AM): then i looked at it Fww76 (11:11:08 AM): thought, "damn, this might work" Fww76 (11:11:26 AM): Uh, yeah, Barney Frank, I'm the founder of the KK Korporation Fww76 (11:11:32 AM): my debtors aren't paying me Fww76 (11:11:42 AM): who owes me? This deadbeat named *ME* Fww76 (11:11:48 AM): he owes me like $2 million Fww76 (11:12:11 AM): im sure someone's doing this already sadly enough UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER(11:12:16 AM): ford Fww76 (11:12:35 AM): i'll accept them getting baiiled out Fww76 (11:12:40 AM): only if they give the lions away UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:12:52 AM): to the government? UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:12:54 AM): LOL Fww76 (11:12:59 AM): no UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:00 AM): let's see the government run a football team UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:02 AM): i like it Fww76 (11:13:02 AM): but that would be funny Fww76 (11:13:13 AM): be like $400 million over the salary cap Fww76 (11:13:16 AM): nobody would get cut UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:43 AM): if the republicans run the team, they'll build a huge stadium on their players' pensions Fww76 (11:13:54 AM): hmmm UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:55 AM): players playing until they're in their 50's Fww76 (11:14:08 AM): that sounds more like the dems UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:14:13 AM): hahaha Fww76 (11:14:13 AM): here's what i think the reps would do Fww76 (11:15:01 AM): they would have everyone invest their $ back into the lions Fww76 (11:15:10 AM): then take the $ and leave UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:14 AM): lol Fww76 (11:15:16 AM): "oops -- FREE MARKET" Fww76 (11:15:32 AM): wait 20 years, you always have to in order to see your investment gains UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:36 AM): they'd outsource the players Fww76 (11:15:39 AM): lol Fww76 (11:15:43 AM): NFL does that anyway UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:47 AM): true! Fww76 (11:16:01 AM): Democrats would keep them until the 50 Fww76 (11:16:03 AM): 50s Fww76 (11:16:07 AM): can't get rid of anyone Fww76 (11:16:09 AM): jobs banks UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:16:37 AM): haha UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:16:45 AM): they'd lobby to expand the roster size Fww76 (11:16:52 AM): lobby? Fww76 (11:16:55 AM): they'd just do it Fww76 (11:18:29 AM): sports talk radio will get the fairness doctring Fww76 (11:18:40 AM): half-hour talking about how bad teh lions suck Fww76 (11:18:46 AM): half-hour talking about how great they are Fww76 (11:18:58 AM): "uhhh, they were winning 10-0 in the first quarter!" UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:19:15 AM): hahaha UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:19:22 AM): now that i think about it, this needs to happen

Deadline has come and gone.

My old man would always say, "God is good God is great Thank you Lord For this pig we ate. Amen" He would say "pig" even if we were having turkey. I also never understood what he would say "ate" when we wouldn't have even consumed one thing from the dinner table yet.

After reading your posts in the past about how illegal immigrants are vital for our low consumer prices, remember that also applies when dey turk ur job and give it to some guy named Babu Ralph in the New Delhi Utah call center/tech department.

Deadline has come and gone for today's games. Sorry I couldn't post the PM'd picks but I've been throwing up all morning and feel like crap in general. And this is before going to the in-laws...

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 < PF: 95, PA: 75, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 < PF: 93, PA: 97, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 < PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 < PF: 86, PA: 81, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 < PF: 83, PA: 79, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 < PF: 80, PA: 90, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 < PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 < PF: 74, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 < PF: 83, PA: 86, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 < PF: 72, PA: 74, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 < PF: 81, PA: 88, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 < PF: 82, PA: 69, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 < PF: 77, PA: 70, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 < PF: 80, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 < PF: 75, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 < PF: 91, PA: 70, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 < PF: 74, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9 < PF: 72, PA: 88, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 < PF: 91, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 < PF: 75, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 < PF: 83, PA: 75, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 < PF: 80, PA: 89, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 < PF: 73, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 > ******************************************************************************** With 5 weeks to go, below is a listing of won/loss records per conference. People with the same record are in no particular order. AFC New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 NFC Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9

1) If anyone is interested in taking a team, PM me. 2) It's that time of the year again when I start accepting new rule changes for next year. PM me your suggestions and I will put them up to a vote. If more people vote yes than no for your rule change, it will take effect next season. When issuing a rule change I will not say who made the suggestions. I'll accept rule change proposals for the next few weeks before putting them up to a vote. Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (10.5) 10-27 Carolina at Atlanta (1.5) 28-45 Philadelphia at Baltimore (1.5) 7-36 Houston at Cleveland (3.5) 16-6 San Francisco at Dallas (10.5) 22-35 (8.5) Tampa Bay at Detroit 38-20 Minnesota at Jacksonville (2.5) 30-12 (3.5) Buffalo at Kansas City 54-31 New England at Miami (1.5) 48-28 (8.5) Chicago at St. Louis 27-3 N.Y. Jets at Tennessee (5.5) 34-13 Oakland at Denver (9.5) 31-10 (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Arizona 37-29 (3.5) Washington at Seattle 20-17 Indianapolis at San Diego (2.5) 23-20 Green Bay at New Orleans (2.5) 29-51 Key: PIT/ATL/BAL/HOU/DAL/TB/MIN/BUF/NE/CHI/NYJ/OAK/NYG/SEA/IND/NO Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-8-1) tie Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 6-4-1) 9-9 CIN: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/NO/14(-10=4) PIT: PIT/ATL/BAL/HOU/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/AZ/WAS/IND/GB/31(-27=4) DIFF: CAR/ATL, CLE/HOU, NYG/AZ, NO/GB, 14/31 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-4) d by Atlanta Falcons (USC 8-3) 8-9 CAR: PIT/CAR/BAL/HOU/SF/TB/JAX/KC/NE/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/XX ATL: PIT/ATL/BAL/HOU/DAL/DET/JAX/KC/NE/CHI/TEN/OAK/NYG/WAS/SD/GB/24 DIFF: CAR/ATL, SF/DAL, TB/DET, DEN/OAK, IND/SD Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 9-2) d Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 6-4-1) 10-9 PHI: PIT/ATL/BAL/HOU/SF/DET/MIN/KC/NE/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/NO/17 BAL: PIT/CAR/BAL/HOU/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/NE/CHI/TEN/DEN/AZ/WAS/IND/GB/28 DIFF: ATL/CAR, SF/DAL, DET/TB, MIN/JAX, KC/BUF, NYG/AZ, NO/GB Houston Texans (Bored 6-5) d by Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 5-6) 5-9 HOU: PIT/CAR/PHI/CLE/SF/TB/MIN/KC/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/AZ/WAS/IND/GB/23 CLE: PIT/ATL/BAL/HOU/DAL/DET/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/27 DIFF: CAR/ATL, PHI/BAL, CLE/HOU, SF/DAL, TB/DET, MIN/JAX, KC/BUF, AZ/NYG, 23/27 San Francisco 49ers (Devo 8-3) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-4) 9-7 SF: CIN/ATL/PHI/HOU/DAL/TB/JAX/KC/NE/CHI/NYJ/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/17 DAL: CIN/CAR/PHI/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/AZ/SEA/IND/NO/28 DIFF: ATL/CAR, HOU/CLE, KC/BUF, NE/MIA, NYJ/TEN, NYG/AZ, WAS/SEA, GB/NO, 17/28 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-7) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 3-8) 6-10 TB: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/SF/TB/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/SD/GB/28 DET: PIT/CAR/BAL/HOU/DAL/DET/MIN/KC/NE/STL/TEN/OAK/NYG/WAS/IND/NO/10 DIFF: CLE/HOU, SF/DAL, TB/DET, JAX/MIN, BUF/KC, MIA/NE, CHI/STL, DEN/OAK, SD/IND, GB/NO, 28/10 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 9-2) d Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 6-5) 10-8 MIN: PIT/CAR/PHI/HOU/SF/TB/MIN/BUF/NE/CHI/TEN/OAK/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/22 JAX: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/17 DIFF: PHI/BAL, HOU/CLE, SF/DAL, MIN/JAX, NE/MIA, OAK/DEN, 22/17 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 4-7) d Kansas City Chiefs (BX 6-5) 12-8 BUF: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/NE/CHI/NYJ/DEN/NYG/SEA/IND/NO/17 KC: CIN/CAR/BAL/CLE/SF/TB/JAX/BUF/NE/STL/NYJ/OAK/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/3 DIFF: PIT/CIN, DAL/SF, CHI/STL, DEN/OAK, SEA/WAS, NO/GB, 17/3 New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 7-4) d by Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 4-7) 11-11 + TB NE: PIT/CAR/BAL/HOU/SF/TB/MIN/BUF/MIA/CHI/NYJ/OAK/NYG/WAS/SD/NO/21(-48=27) MIA: PIT/ATL/BAL/CLE/SF/TB/MIN/BUF/NE/CHI/NYJ/DEN/AZ/WAS/IND/NO/24(-28=4) DIFF: CAR/ATL, HOU/CLE, MIA/NE, OAK/DEN, NYG/AZ, SD/IND, 21/24 Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-9) d by St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 4-7) 8-9 CHI: CIN/ATL/BAL/HOU/DAL/DET/JAX/KC/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/AZ/SEA/IND/NO/EP STL: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/MIN/BUF/MIA/CHI/NYJ/DEN/NYG/WAS/SD/GB/16 DIFF: CIN/PIT, ATL/CAR, HOU/CLE, DET/TB, JAX/MIN, KC/BUF, TEN/NYJ, AZ/NYG, SEA/WAS, IND/SD, NO/GB N.Y. Jets (Gert T 6-5) d Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-8-1) 9-7 NYJ: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/OAK/NYG/WAS/SD/NO/17 TEN: PIT/ATL/BAL/CLE/DAL/DET/MIN/KC/MIA/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/21 DIFF: CAR/ATL, TB/DET, JAX/MIN, BUF/KC, CHI/STL, OAK/DEN, SD/IND, NO/GB, 17/21 Oakland Raiders (Smues 3-8) d Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 6-5) 10-6 OAK: CIN/ATL/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/NE/CHI/TEN/OAK/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/19 DEN: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/SF/DET/MIN/KC/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/30 DIFF: CIN/PIT, ATL/CAR, DAL/SF, TB/DET, JAX/MIN, BUF/KC, NE/MIA, OAK/DEN, 19/30 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 5-6) d Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-7) 10-9 NYG: PIT/ATL/BAL/HOU/DAL/TB/MIN/KC/NE/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/SD/GB/24 AZ: CIN/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/JAX/BUF/NE/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/SEA/IND/GB/16 DIFF: PIT/CIN, ATL/CAR, HOU/CLE, MIN/JAX, KC/BUF, WAS/SEA, SD/IND Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-4) d Seattle Seahawks (UZI 6-5) 9-9 + TB WAS: PIT/CAR/PHI/HOU/DAL/TB/MIN/KC/NE/CHI/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/19(-20=1) SEA: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/TB/MIN/BUF/MIA/CHI/NYJ/DEN/NYG/WAS/SD/GB/14(-17=3) DIFF: PHI/BAL, HOU/CLE, KC/BUF, NE/MIA, TEN/NYJ, IND/SD, 19/14 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-6) d by San Diego Chargers (909 6-5) 5-8 IND: PIT/CAR/BAL/CLE/SF/DET/JAX/BUF/MIA/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/34 SD: PIT/ATL/PHI/CLE/DAL/TB/MIN/BUF/MIA/CHI/TEN/DEN/AZ/WAS/SD/NO/27 DIFF: CAR/ATL, BAL/PHI, SF/DAL, DET/TB, JAX/MIN, STL/CHI, NYG/AZ, IND/SD, GB/NO Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 6-5) d by New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 5-6) 6-7 GB: CIN/CAR/BAL/CLE/DAL/DET/MIN/KC/NE/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB/28 NO: XXX/CAR/PHI/CLE/DAL/DET/JAX/BUF/MIA/CHI/NYJ/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/NO/28 DIFF: BAL/PHI, MIN/JAX, KC/BUF, NE/MIA, STL/CHI, TEN/NYJ, GB/NO

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 < PF: 95, PA: 75, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 < PF: 93, PA: 97, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 < PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 < PF: 86, PA: 81, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 < PF: 83, PA: 79, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 < PF: 80, PA: 90, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 < PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 < PF: 74, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 < PF: 83, PA: 86, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 < PF: 72, PA: 74, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 < PF: 81, PA: 88, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 < PF: 82, PA: 69, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 < PF: 77, PA: 70, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 < PF: 80, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 < PF: 75, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 < PF: 91, PA: 70, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 < PF: 74, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9 < PF: 72, PA: 88, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 < PF: 91, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 < PF: 75, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 < PF: 83, PA: 75, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 < PF: 80, PA: 89, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 < PF: 73, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 >

It's time for Ripper to choose his own adventure. Does he want me to: A) Say something insensitive/make yet another stupid joke? or B) Actually be sincere? Not sure what you are in the mood for. The choice is yours.

Go Bailout Bowl! And why did my Washington State whatever-they're-called have an asterisk? Was I not eligible for one of these meaningless exhibitions bowl games?

Dude, I need to stop posting when I'm at work and skim through posts more than I normally do. *waits for someone to take my "I need to stop posting" comment and set it all by itself.* Oh, and I'm super cereal about the coin flip thing.

"I hate to see what happens in the Super Bowl, or I hate to see what happens in the playoffs. You have to settle with a tie." If it comes down to it, I settle things with a coin flip. Seriously.

kkk Bowl Year 1 x= Wild Card Team AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 <PF: 167, PA: 150> x=Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 <PF: 156, PA: 146> x=Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 <PF: 155, PA: 156> New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 7-9 <PF: 155, PA: 156> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 <PF: 156, PA: 157> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 152> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 <PF: 145, PA: 142> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 <PF: 156, PA: 154> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-6 <PF: 157, PA: 154> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 <PF: 151, PA: 157> Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 160, PA: 160> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 <PF: 148, PA: 146> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 <PF: 166, PA: 153> San Diego Chargers (AgentBond) 9-7 <PF: 146, PA: 137> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 162> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 156> NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 <PF: 152, PA: 155> x=Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 <PF: 142 PA: 150> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 <PF: 143, PA: 139> New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 <PF: 142, PA: 131> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 <PF: 151, PA: 142> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 <PF: 152, PA: 143> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 <PF: 146, PA: 158> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 <PF: 153, PA: 156> NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 <PF: 148, PA: 137> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 <PF: 138, PA: 146> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 <PF: 146, PA: 154> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 <PF: 138, PA: 150> NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 159, PA: 147> x=Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 156> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 136> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 <PF: 142, PA: 145> ************************************************************************** kkk Bowl Year IV x= Wild Card Team AFC EAST * Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-7 < PF: 119, PA: 111, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 5-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 8-8 < PF: 113, PA: 112, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 7-8-1 < PF: 116, PA: 106, AFC: 3-8-1, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 1-5 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-11 < PF: 117, PA: 122, AFC: 4-8, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2 > AFC NORTH * Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 12-4 < PF: 113, PA: 103, AFC: 10-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 5-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 8-7-1 < PF: 110, PA: 108, AFC: 6-5-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-3-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-8-1 < PF: 112, PA: 114, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 6-9-1 < PF: 109, PA: 127, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-3 > AFC SOUTH * Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-6 < PF: 111, PA: 110, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2 > * Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 9-7 < PF: 123, PA: 113, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-3 > * Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 9-7 < PF: 118, PA: 123, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 3-3 > Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 < PF: 115, PA: 116, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-4 > AFC WEST * Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 9-6-1 < PF: 118, PA: 111, AFC: 6-5-1 NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 8-8 < PF: 127, PA: 120, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-2 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 8-8 < PF: 112, PA: 115, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 7-8-1 < PF: 118, PA: 126, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-3-1 > NFC EAST * Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 9-6-1 < PF: 123, PA: 116, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-3-1, DIV: 5-1 > New York Giants (Cartman) 7-9 < PF: 113, PA: 121, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-6, DIV: 3-3 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-9 < PF: 103, PA: 113, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 2-4 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 5-11 < PF: 107, PA: 123, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-9, DIV: 3-3 > NFC NORTH * Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 11-5 < PF: 123, PA: 107, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 9-3, DIV: 3-3 > * Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 9-7 < PF: 97, PA: 103, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 5-1 > * Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-7 < PF: 123, PA: 112, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 4-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 5-11 < PF: 103, PA: 120, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-10, DIV: 1-5 > NFC SOUTH * Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 12-4 < PF: 134, PA: 113, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 9-3, DIV: 6-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 9-7 < PF: 125, PA: 119, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 6-9-1 < PF: 118, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-7-1, DIV: 2-4 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-11 < PF: 113, PA: 122 AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5 > NFC WEST * Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 < PF: 121, PA: 111, AFC: 1-3 NFC: 7-5, DIV: 5-1 > Seattle Seahawks (Chazz 1998) 8-8 < PF: 119, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 6-6, DIV: 4-2 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 7-9 < PF: 125, PA: 119, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 4-8, DIV: 0-6 > San Francisco 49ers (Lightning Flik) 6-10 < PF: 106, PA: 122, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 3-3 >

? We had a tie earlier this season between Baltimore and Tenn.

Get a newspaper on Turkey Day and look through the circulars if you want to know what will be going on at the stores near you. To confirm 2Gold's post, I saw the Toys R Us 3-get-1-free deal this week in its weekly circular.

Thursday N.Y. Jets at New England (3.5) 34-31 Sunday And Beyond Denver at Atlanta (6.5) 24-20 Detroit at Carolina (14.5) 22-31 (9.5) Philadelphia at Cincinnati 13-13 Chicago at Green Bay (4.5) 3-37 Houston at Indianapolis (8.5) 27-33 (3.5) Tennessee at Jacksonville 24-14 (5.5) New Orleans at Kansas City 30-20 Oakland at Miami (10.5) 15-17 Baltimore at N.Y. Giants (6.5) 10-30 Minnesota at Tampa Bay (4.5) 13-19 St. Louis at San Francisco (6.5) 16-35 (3.5) Arizona at Seattle 26-20 San Diego at Pittsburgh (4.5) 10-11 (1.5) Dallas at Washington 14-10 Cleveland at Buffalo (5.5) Key: NYJ/DEN/DET/CIN/GB/HOU/TEN/NO/OAK/NYG/TB/SF/AZ/SD/DAL/ N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-5) d by New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 7-3) 7-7 NYJ: NE/DEN/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/AZ/PIT/WAS/BUF/13(-34=21) NE: NYJ/ATL/DET/PHI/CHI/HOU/TEN/NO/MIA/BAL/MIN/SF/AZ/PIT/WAS/BUF/20(-31=11) DIFF: NE/NYJ, DEN/ATL, CAR/DET, IND/HOU, NYG/BAL, TB/MIN, 13/20 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 6-4) d by Atlanta Falcons (USC 7-3) 5-8 DEN: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/WAS/BUF20 ATL: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/OAK/NYG/MIN/SF/AZ/SD/WAS/CLE/34 DIFF: MIA/OAK, TB/MIN, STL/SF, PIT/SD, BUF/CLE Detroit Lions (Chazz 2-8) d by Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-3) 8-8 DET: NE/DEN/DET/PHI/CHI/HOU/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/MIN/STL/AZ/PIT/WAS/CLE/17(-22=5) CAR: NE/DEN/DET/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/AZ/PIT/WAS/CLE/27(-31=4) DIFF: HOU/IND, NO/KC, MIN/TB, STL/SF, 17/27 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 8-2) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-8) 8-6 PHI: NE/ATL/DET/PHI/GB/HOU/TEN/NO/MIA/BAL/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/WAS/CLE/28 CIN: X/ATL/DET/CIN/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/BAL/MIN/STL/AZ/PIT/WAS/CLE/EP DIFF: PHI/CIN, GB/CHI, HOU/IND, TB/MIN, 28/EP Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-8) d by Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 6-4) 5-5 CHI: NYJ/ATL/CAR/PHI/CHI/HOU/TEN/KC/OAK/BAL/MINI/SF/SEA/PIT/WAS/BUF/27(-3=24) GB: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/GB/HOU/TEN/KC/OAK/BAL/MINI/SF/SEA/PIT/WAS/BUF/24(-37=13) DIFF: NYJ/NE, CHI/GB, 27/24 Houston Texans (Bored 6-4) d Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-5) 8-6 HOU: NYJ/ATL/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/BAL/TB/SF/AZ/PIT/WAS/CLE/22 IND: NE/ATL/CAR/CIN/CHI/IND/JAX/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/AZ/PIT/WAS/CLE/30 DIFF: NYJ/NE, PHI/CIN, GB/CHI, TEN/JAX, NO/KC, BAL/NYG, 22/30 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-7-1) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 6-4) 7-7 TEN: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/ARI/PIT/DAL/BUF/21(-24=3) JAX: NE/DEN/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/JAX/NO/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/AZ/PIT/DAL/BUF/14(-14=0) DIFF: ATL/DEN, GB/CHI, TEN/JAX, KC/NO, 21/14 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 4-6) d Kansas City Chiefs (BX 6-4) 9-7 NO: NYJ/ATL/DET/PHI/GB/IND/JAX/NO/MIA/NYG/MIN/SF/AZ/SD/DAL/BUF/30 KC: XX/ATL/DET/CIN/GB/IND/JAX/KC/OAK/NYG/TB/SF/SEA/PIT/WAS/BUF/EP DIFF: NYJ/XX, PHI/CIN, NO/KC, MIA/OAK, MIN/TB, AZ/SEA, SD/PIT, DAL/WAS, 30/EP Oakland Raiders (Smues 2-8) d Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 3-7) 11-10 OAK: NE/DEN/DET/CIN/GB/IND/JAX/NO/OAK/NYG/MIN/SF/AZ/SD/DAL/BUF/16 MIA: NYJ/ATL/DET/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/NO/OAK/BAL/TB/SF/AZ/PIT/DAL/BUF/27 DIFF: NE/NYJ, DEN/ATL, CIN/PHI, JAX/TEN, NYG/BAL, MIN/TB, SD/PIT Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 6-3-1) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-6) 9-7 BAL: NYJ/ATL/DET/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/OAK/NYG/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/DAL/BUF/24 NYG: NE/DEN/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/BAL/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/DAL/BUF/23 DIFF: NYJ/NE, ATL/DEN, DET/CAR, CHI/GB, OAK/MIA, NYG/BAL, 24/23 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 8-2) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-6) 8-5 MIN: NE/DEN/DET/XX/CHI/HOU/TEN/NO/OAK/NYG/MIN/STL/AZ/PIT/WAS/BUF/23 TB: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/ARI/PIT/WAS/BUF/17 DIFF: DEN/ATL, DET/CAR, XX/PHI, HOU/IND, NO/KC, OAK/MIA, MIN/TB, STL/SF, 12/17 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 3-8) d San Francisco 49ers (Devo 7-3) 7-7 STL: NE/DEN/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/MIN/SF/ARI/SD/DAL/BUF/19(-16=4) SF: NYJ/ATL/DET/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/STL/ARI/PIT/WAS/BUF/17(-35=18) DIFF: NE/NYJ, DEN/ATL, CAR/DET, CHI/GB, MIN/TB, SF/STL, SD/PIT, DAL/WAS, 19/17 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-6) d by Seattle Seahawks (UZI 6-4) 6-10 AZ: NE/DEN/CAR/CIN/CHI/IND/JAX/NO/MIA/BAL/TB/STL/AZ/SD/WAS/BUF/28 SEA: NYJ/DEN/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/DAL/CLE/17 DIFF: NE/NYJ, CIN/PHI, CHI/GB, JAX/TEN, BAL/NYG, SD/PIT, WAS/DAL, BUF/CLE, 28/17 San Diego Chargers (909 5-5) d by Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 6-4) 5-6 SD: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/MIN/SF/AZ/PIT/WAS/BUF/16 PIT: NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/DAL/BUF/21 DIFF: CHI/GB, NO/KC, MIN/TB, SF/STL, WAS/DAL Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-3) d Washington Redskins (Human Fly 6-4) 7-5 DAL: NE/ATL/DET/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/MIN/SF/AZ/PIT/DAL/CLE/26 WAS: NE/DEN/CAR/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/BAL/TB/STL/SEA/PIT/DAL/CLE/17 DIFF: ATL/DEN, DET/CAR, NYG/BAL, MIN/TB, SF/STL, AZ/SEA, 26/17 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 4-6) at Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 3-7) 10-8 CLE: NE/ATL/DET/PHI/CHI/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/AZ/SD/DAL/CLE/21 BUF: NE/DEN/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/NO/MIA/NYG/TB/STL/AZ/PIT/DAL/BUF/17 DIFF: ATL/DEN, DET/CAR, CHI/GB, SF/STL, SD/PIT, CLE/BUF, 21/17

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-3 < PF: 84, PA: 64, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-1 > New York Jets (Gert) 5-5 < PF: 75, PA: 72, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-7 < PF: 82, PA: 86, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 3-7 < PF: 64, PA: 76, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-3-1 < PF: 77, PA: 71, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-2 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4 < PF: 67, PA: 70, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-6 < PF: 74, PA: 74, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8 < PF: 71, PA: 81, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-4 < PF: 75, PA: 73, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-4 < PF: 70, PA: 71, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-5 < PF: 69, PA: 76, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-7-1 < PF: 76, PA: 77, AFC: 1-5-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-4 < PF: 71, PA: 64, AFC: 5-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-4 < PF: 79, PA: 72, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 5-5 < PF: 64, PA: 69, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 2-8 < PF: 71, PA: 82, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 8-2 < PF: 72, PA: 60, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-3 < PF: 73, PA: 68, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 1-3 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-4 < PF: 68, PA: 61, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 2-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-6 < PF: 65, PA: 76, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 8-2 < PF: 81, PA: 62, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-4 < PF: 71, PA: 71, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 2-8 < PF: 64, PA: 73, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-8 < PF: 64, PA: 79, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-7, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-3 < PF: 68, PA: 76, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-0 > Atlanta Falcons (USC) 7-3 < PF: 82, PA: 65, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 2-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-6 < PF: 69, PA: 69, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 1-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 4-6 < PF: 71, PA: 75, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-3 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 7-3 < PF: 74, PA: 68, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-4 < PF: 78, PA: 68, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-6 < PF: 71, PA: 79, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 3-7 < PF: 64, PA: 75, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-2 >

Deadline has come and gone. Agent of Oblivion is using EPs. (He sent in his pick for the Thursday game but didn't send picks for anything else.)

8 a.m. • Wow, After years of finding the 382,234,672,236,190 worst things that you can do to a Muslim male, from having poorly positioned hospital beds to having pre-marital sex, I think I finally found something it has to be in the Top 10, if not higher. No wonder they hate Western culture. Man, it wasn't an easy choice to lead off with that joke when there's also a sure-fire "convert to Catholicism" crack to be had. Oh well, I made my joke. I'm standing by it.

10 p.m. • Well, it's been a while since I've posted anything. Oh well. Let's see, what should I talk about? How about commercials. You know what ads I routinely can't stand? Those Enterprise commercials -- especially this one: ... Aww, fuck. I can't find the video on YouTube. It's the one with the chick asking some guy what type of lingerie she should wear: the red or the black. The guy says "both." Then the Enterprise people pick them up and they drive a rented vehicle to some hotel, and then the creepy voice-over guy says, "romantic weekends." Man I hate Enterprise commercials. First off, every time I hear that guy say "both" at the start of the ad I get a flashback to my idiot ex-boss. No, I wasn't asking him what naughty night-ware I should put on. I was given this 6-month assignment whose monthly deadlines fell at the same time as the job I was hired to actually do (not to mention other increasing duties that made my job impossible to do). When I asked my enlightened powers-that-be what should be dealt with first I got the typical "no answer" and they tried to go on to another subject. I interjected. Several times. Finally, the idiot says "both." I then questioned his leadership skills and noted that I was going to report his lack of management skills to our board (aka the "rubber stamp" brigade). Fun times ensued. Nothing was going to become of any of this dick-waving, but it's always fun to be an asshole. Dick-waving. Asshole. Maybe I shouldn't have typed anything tonight. Now that I have bitched about a series of ads I hate, let me go back to a series of ads I like. I know some of you hate those Free Credit Report.com ads. Well too bad. I like them. Now it's time for me to whip out the ol' ranking scale. Number 6: Not bad, but not as good as the other five in my opinion. I'd rather have this on during commercial breaks than most of the other crap out there. Song is a bit blah and there's no noteworthy image. I will say this: I hated that asshole friend who, like the person at 0:11, decides to mess around with the windshield wipers while you're driving. And there's nothing wrong with beat-up rides -- hasn't he heard of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "My Hooptie"? Number 5: I like the old lady re-appearing from other, older ads at (0:19) and the pirate hat reference. However, I don't get the whole Renaissance Fair thing. God only knows where that guy is taking the poor goat. Number 4: Bitches be trippin'. And what's she all pissed off about? It was HER credit that fucked them over. Oh, and if you married your "dream girl," then there's that thing during the wedding that says, "for better or for worse." Oh, and how about saving up and making a down payment? You two are white, I'm sure there would be a bunch of Jew bankers lining up around your in-law's basement door to take your money. Number 3: If you're going to get jiggy with it, you need a better beat. The synthesizer-voice thing does not fit well either. The white guy's facial expression at 0:21 seals the deal for me. Number 2: But I don't wanna be a Pirate! Every time I see that old lady make that facial expression at 0:19 I get reminded of all the time I had that look given to me, whether I was a little bastard in church as a kid or starting verbal confrontations with people at polling places during election day. Yee-hah. Number 1: That's right, I'm going Commie GREEN! Why do I like this ad over the other five? Several reasons: 1) The music is different than three of the previous ads. Nice change of pace. 2) It's a continuation of the previous ad with the compact car. 3) The old lady is back (0:06)! And I have also received a number of those disgusted looks during my life, too. I didn't catch this, but apparently the black guy at the start of this ad is also in the "rapper" video. (He's the one taking back his keys.) There's also a shot of pirate hats in several of these ads. Cute. Christ, I don't post for a week and THIS is what I come up with? Might as well go out on a high note...

8:05 p.m. • It's not even five minutes into the new "Ghost Whisperer" and the better half is already yelling out "Fuck you!" to the television. Not even the voice of Micheal Savage up here in the second-floor computer room can drown out her cries of rage coming from the first-floor living room. What's going on with this show? Don't ask. "Ghost Whisperer." Michael Savage. No wonder kkk Jr. decided to off herself in the womb. 10:30 p.m. • I don't pay much attention to the NBA and the money issues of teams. I do hear about how some teams are more concerned with clearing salary cap room than trying to be competitive on the court, and I guess if you are trying to think "big picture" then it might be necessary. But seriously, if you are a Knicks fan, why would you even bother following this team for the next several years? I mean, I've constantly heard the "wait 'till next year" often enough, especially since the Pirates are my hometown team (actually, they don't even bother to say that anymore), but to dump players and free up cap room for the possibility of getting a big name in 2010?! Then again, I don't live in an NBA city, so what do I know? I'm sure the people they traded away probably won't make the Knicks much better than they would be without them. Who knows. Who cares.I remember back in the 1990s some people actually thought Shittsburgh could support a professional basketball team. Too bad they could never get enough people to attend an NBA preseason game. Oh, and then there was some minor-league team called the Piranhas that lasted a season or two. Check that. Make it a season. Hey, at least they made it to the finals in their year of existence. Hmm, there is also a Pittsburgh Piranhas women's hockey organization. OK.

Pray you don't end up on a jury. Trust me. Oh, and I got your back.