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I was going to say "Look up their nutrition info you lazy hippie." But since you bring the content in terms of porm clips, I'll hook you up with this one. Nutrition info...

Their Bacon Grilled Chicken Salad isn't too bad, especially with the vinigrette dressing. That's about the only thing I'll eat from the Golden Arches. Oddly enough, I'm losing weight now by eating better at fast-food places for lunch...

People talk about wrestling at this place?...

Taste like chicken...

So how many 99's does McNabb have?...

I think I'll take a pass on this year's Madden -- I'm starting the playoffs in only my fourth year in franchise and am quite content, except for this bug (?) that won't let me play the Ravens if they are my Week 15 opponent...

You really can't taste the vanilla or cheery, but for some reason I like it better than the regular diet Dr Pepper...

I was concerned for your general welfare, Bif, but then I realized I was in the Computer folder, not LSD...

I live around Shittsburgh -- we don't get anything until 10 years after it's been released...

I'm not a fan of the TV Dukes series, but this just looks downright horrible. The TV show had this campy charm to it; this movie does not. I'm hoping crappy movies that are based off a TV show goes away, which is one reason I'm glad that Honeymooners film bombed (or at least I was under the impression it did...)

Are you going to knock your mom out if she doesn't pay for your college education, too?...

You can't fire coaches in '05? I thought you could. (I never fire Cowher and always re-sign him...)

That ticking is the sound of the bomb about to go off in your computer...

I travel through time every day. I close my eyes and when I open them I'm 8 hours from where I was before...

I bet Ebert also thinks Jes is dumb because she doesn't know what "Old Country Buffet" is. But did Roger give it ***? And I, too, want this movie to bomb, but sadly it probably won't...

Did anyone get a season-ending injury?...

Just be glad nothing was broken. And if makes you feel any better, I stayed home on my 21st birthday because I didn't have the wisdom to have a backup plan in case my first plan fell through...

Ditto "He Hate Me." Before the WWF overdid it, those first few weeks were funny as hell. Glad Smart got a football career out of it (is he still with the Panthers?...)

GOLD <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damnit, I was going to say that. I heard this story on the radio a few days ago, but they didn't say the chick was 19. That just adds to the awesomeness of the story, although why did one guy pay $4 and one pay $6 -- couldn't they have just split it 50/50?...

Dinner is whatever you want to call it. I've had early afternoon dinners before, especially if it's Thanksgiving and I'm going over to the in-laws...

I think the logo is cute, except for the blocked "n" and the lack of feet on Mr. Ghetto Blaster. Don't fake the crunk on a nasty dunk...

What song was this on? "I King Kong n*ggas like Gorilla Monsoon" (or something like that) Busta Rhymes, I make sure everything remains raw, The Coming...

Got a Bill Laimbeer jersey in high school. Don't know what happened to it though...

What's there to discuss, besides ways to blow up NCAA HQ...

Too bad Chicago has the highest sales tax in America -- I wouldn't buy anything there on that alone. But HOLY SHIT, pencils are only 22 cents per pack. I may have to rethink my beliefs...