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No, I'm 99% sure I goofed up Chuck's stats. He's 10-6, not 9-7, and beat Bored to take first in the division. Buffalo, New England, Cleveland, Houston, Tenn and Denver are in the AFC playoffs. All but New England has a 10-6 record. I'm going to back-check each of the team's records before going any further, but it looks like Bob will be the fourth seed, and there's a three-way-tie for the first three seeds. It looks like I'll have to go through several layers of tie-breakers, with the deciding factor being strength of victory between CLE, DEN, and TENN...

Deadline has come and gone...

Holy Crap. Padme got old and Anikan got hairy...

Yeah, it's on a Namco "best of" disc. Also has regular Pac-Man, Dig-Dug and a few of those Galaga-type games, both older and newer versions. I'm probably missing a few titles, but I haven't played that disc in a while. And the Ms. Pac-Man game is based on the "slow" gameplay rather than the "fast," if you know what I'm talking about. Wow, someone not reading my posts -- I'm shocked beyond all belief...

I thought it was "Jamball," but you're probably right. On a related topic: I love how some shows get pimped to death (one that sticks out for me was that John Henson talk show) then just vanish. Don't let Dr. Tom read this...

Tell me more about this Halliburton company...

Bah. Other groups want to install water fountains in the middle of nowhere for illegals crossing the borders. I gave up on the whole illegal immigration debate a long time ago because nothing is going to be done about it. I just thank God I don't live in a border state...

Of course they tell us that. Would you expect anything less?...

Nothing really exciting for me in quite some time. Last thing I can recall is some bitch driving through a stop sign then giving me and the better half a "wave" like we let her in. I reached over (BH was driving) and layed on the horn for 30 seconds or so and called her a fucking bitch. Nothing major. Although in the past year or so I witnessed this: I was driving home from work and this car was zooming in and out of lanes, followed by this van. When they got to the next light, the guy in the van got out and went up to the lady in the car and started flipping out. The lady drove through the red light. In case anything was to go down in a violent way, I took note of the van's plate. That's all...

Oh well, at least your friend/family member's heart was in the right place. I have Ms. Pac Man for the PS2 and play it every now and then...

I think that one had more to do with racial issues/double standards than coaching. Some in the media simply just want to see a black head coach succeed. Uh-oh, hope I don't have to resign now...

I hope you didn't puke on your keyboard -- all those little chunks going into those cracks...

Woah, that is a little big-brotherish. PA has EZ-Pass, which hopefully will replace all our state's toll-booth workers, who recently went on strike, partly over this issue. I don't have an EZ-Pass though, seeing how I avoid the PA Turnpike at all costs -- they ought to be paying me for driving that piece of shit road...

Ditto...

No need to -- that's why I instituted those emergency picks. Now if you would have missed 5 weeks' worth of picks that would be another story in regards to your ability to keeping your franchise for next year's contest...

All those articles look alike to me...

Well, I just looked at your schedule, and you lost to Oakland twice and Indy once in the regular season, so you're out of the playoff picture already. And losing your last four games (one of which was via EP) didn't help your playoff hopes...

I don't think so. I didn't "officially" end the seasons of the 7-8 AFC teams, because I'm not spending time trying to figure out the fate of those teams. For starters, you'd have to hope that Pit, NE, Ind, Ten and Oak all lose, which probably isn't going to happen. Then you'd have to win the regular-season tiebreakers with not only them, but also any other 7-8 AFC team that happens to win this week. This is why I didn't bother calculating the playoff fortunes of you. Hope I didn't hurt your feelings. EDIT: Also I'm haven't dabbled in the playoff seedings yet. I'll just wait until final results are up before finding out who gets a first-week bye. In the NFC Flik and V-X are the top two seeds -- V-X has a better conference record than Vern, in case a tie-breaker is needed. In the AFC it could probably go a number of ways, and I'll just wait until the dust is settled before making an announcement. Here's a tip though for all AFC division leaders -- win...

I'd bite, but then I'd get the AIDS so I'll have to pass. And when did Sloan run into the stands?...

No. The NFC playoff teams are set in stone -- Cartman, V-X, Bravesfan, Flik, Vern and Cereb. The only question left for that conference is the seeding. (Last week's thread goes into detail about this -- it's toward the end of the thread...) Now the AFC on the other hand...

I don't do anything -- there's enough drunken assholes out there as is...

Making me look up records and shit *grumble.* If V-X wins and Flik loses, V-X gets the top seed. They didn't face-off in the regular season, and their Conference records will be tied at 9-3. V-X wins the common opponent tie-breaker 4-1 to 3-2. V-X: Wins: CAR, NYG, DET, STL Losses: DET FLIK: Wins: CAR, NYG, CAR Losses: STL, DET...

That's news to me, especially since there weren't point spreads last year. And V-X is right regarding tie-breaker progression...

Eh, I wasn't in the greatest of moods when we had our little pissing contest becasue that was around the time my one kitty died...

Yeah, I could see some church in OK hanging a picture of what Jesus REALLY looked like...