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And here I thought he got busted again. Thanks alot you guys...

Get it straight, hippie. He wants a friend and I said I'd be his buddy. I didn't say I actually liked the little faggot or anything. Until he goes back to jail or hooks up with another single mom...

Because they're the ones who always play. Trust me on this one...

Yeah, those pseudo-riots make me ashamed to be a white male. Ah who the hell am I kidding? I love watching the cops beat the shit out of those punks...

You can't point it out for then it would be ruined...

This thread is gay. I'm sorry. It was there and I couldn't resist. Continue on with your Bible talk...

I want to be as white as Ripper...

No good can come out of this thread. And Jason, I'll be your buddy if you want...

Let's make the deadline Sunday, Jan. 2, 2005, at 9 a.m... (3.5) Cincinnati at Philadelphia Cleveland at Houston (10.5) (3.5) Detroit at Tennessee Green Bay at Chicago (3.5) Miami at Baltimore (11.5) (4.5) Minnesota at Washington New Orleans at Carolina (7.5) (3.5) N.Y. Jets at St. Louis Pittsburgh at Buffalo (8.5) San Francisco at New England (14.5) Atlanta at Seattle (5.5) Tampa Bay at Arizona (3.5) Indianapolis at Denver (8.5) (3.5) Jacksonville at Oakland (3.5) Kansas City at San Diego Dallas at N.Y. Giants (2.5) Cincinnati (Swift Terror 8-8) d Philadelphia (MD 2020 5-11) 5-4 CIN: CIN/HOU/DET/GB/BAL/MIN/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/ATL/TB/DEN/JAX/KC/DAL/28 (ep) PHI: CIN/HOU/DET/CHI/BAL/MIN/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/JAX/KC/NYG/24 (ep) DIFF: GB/CHI, ATL/SEA, TB/AZ, DAL/NYG, 28/24 Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6) d Houston (Bored 10-6) 11-10 CLE: CIN/CLE/TEN/GB/MIA/WAS/NO/NYJ/BUF/SF/SEA/AZ/IND/OAK/SD/NYG/12 (pm) HOU: CIN/CLE/TEN/GB/MIA/WAS/NO/NYJ/BUF/SF/ATL/TB/IND/OAK/KC/NYG/23 DIFF: SEA/ATL, AZ/TB, SD/KC Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 10-6) d Detroit (Bravesfan 9-7) 8-5 DET: PHI/HOU/TEN/CHI/BAL/WAS/CAR/STL/BUF/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/OAK/SD/NYG/20 (ep) TEN: PHI/HOU/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/NO/NYJ/PIT/SF/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/DAL/21 DIFF: CHI/GB, BAL/MIA, WAS/MIN, CAR/NO, STL/NYJ, BUF/PIT, NE/SF, AZ/TB, DEN/IND, OAK/JAX, NYG/DAL Green Bay (Vitamin X 12-4) d Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 7-9) 8-5 GB: PHI/HOU/DET/GB/MIA/WAS/NO/NYJ/PIT/SF/SEA/AZ/IND/JAX/SD/DAL/20 CHI: PHI/HOU/TEN/CHI/BAL/WAS/CAR/STL/BUF/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/OAK/KC/NYG/17 (ep) DIFF: DET/TEN, GB/CHI, MIA/BAL, NO/CAR, NYJ/STL, PIT/BUF, SF/NE, IND/DEN, JAX/OAK, SD/KC, DAL/NYG Baltimore (Dr. Tom 8-8) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-12) 8-8 + TB (23-30=7/13-23=13) MIA: CIN/HOU/TEN/GB/BAL/WAS/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/TB/DEN/JAX/SD/NYG/10 BAL: PHI/HOU/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/NO/STL/PIT/NE/ATL/TB/IND/JAX/SD/DAL/23* DIFF: CIN/PHI, BAL/MIA, WAS/MIN, CAR/NO, NYJ/STL, BUF/PIT, SEA/ATL, DEN/IND, NYG/DAL *From Tom's TSM column Washington (Human Fly 4-12) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 7-9) 6-3 MIN: CIN/HOU/DET/CHI/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/KC/DAL/28 WAS: PHI/HOU/TEN/CHI/BAL/WAS/CAR/STL/BUF/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/OAK/SD/NYG/17 (pm) DIFF: CIN/PHI, DET/TEN, MIN/WAS, NO/CAR, NYJ/STL, TB/AZ, IND/DEN, JAX/OAK, KC/SD, DAL/NYG, 28/17 Carolina (Fazzle 4-11-1) d New Orleans (Flyboy 8-8) 5-4 NO: CIN/HOU/DET/GB/BAL/WAS/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/ATL/TB/IND/OAK/KC/DAL/27 (pm) CAR: PHI/CLE/TEN/CHI/BAL/MIN/CAR/STL/BUF/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/DAL/29 DIFF: CIN/PHI, HOU/CLE, DET/TEN, GB/CHI, WAS/MIN, NYJ/STL, ATL/SEA, OAK/JAX, KC/SD N.Y. Jets (Gert T 6-10) d St. Louis (Cerebus 316 9-6-1) 7-7 + TB (20-29=9/17-32=15) NYJ: CIN/HOU/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/CAR/NYJ/PIT/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/OAK/KC/DAL/20 STL: CIN/HOU/DET/GB/BAL/MIN/CAR/STL/BUF/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/JAX/KC/NYG/17 DIFF: TEN/DET, MIA/BAL, NYJ/STL, PIT/BUF, OAK/JAX, DAL/NYG, 20/17 Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6) d Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 8-8) 8-5 PIT: CIN/HOU/DET/GB/MIA/WAS/CAR/NYJ/PIT/NE/SEA/TB/IND/OAK/KC/DAL/17 BUF: PHI/CLE/TEN/GB/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/PIT/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/NYG/20 DIFF: CIN/PHI, HOU/CLE, DET/TEN, MIA/BAL, WAS/MIN, CAR/NO, OAK/JAX, KC/SD, DAL/NYG New England (nl5xsk1 9-7) d San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 8-8) 9-6 SF: PHI/HOU/TEN/GB/BAL/WAS/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/NYG/10 NE: CIN/HOU/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/CAR/NYJ/BUF/SF/ATL/TB/DEN/JAX/SD/DAL/23 DIFF: PHI/CIN, BAL/MIA, WAS/MIN, NE/SF, SEA/ATL, IND/DEN, NYG/DAL Atlanta (Lightning Flik 13-3) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 7-9) 9-5 ATL: CIN/CLE/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/NO/NYJ/PIT/NE/ATL/TB/IND/OAK/SD/DAL/24 (pm) SEA: CIN/HOU/DET/CHI/BAL/MIN/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/AZ/DEN/JAX/KC/NYG/28 (ep) DIFF: CLE/HOU, TEN/DET, GB/CHI, MIA/BAL, NO/CAR, PIT/BUF, ATL/SEA, TB/AZ, IND/DEN, OAK/JAX, SD/KC, DAL/NYG, 24/28 Arizona (Vern Gagne 11-5) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 7-9) 8-8 + TB (20-7=13/16-12=4) TB: CIN/HOU/TEN/GB/BAL/MIN/CAR/NYJ/BUF/SF/SEA/TB/DEN/JAX/SD/NYG/20 AZ: PHI/HOU/TEN/GB/BAL/WAS/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/ATL/AZ/IND/JAX/SD/NYG/16 (pm) DIFF: CIN/PHI, MIN/WAS, SF/NE, SEA/ATL, TB/AZ, DEN/IND, 20/16 Denver (Canadian Chris 10-6) d Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 8-8) 7-5 IND: PHI/HOU/DET/GB/BAL/WAS/CAR/STL/BUF/NE/ATL/TB/IND/OAK/SD/DAL/31 DEN: PHI/HOU/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/NO/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/NYG/27 DIFF: DET/TEN, BAL/MIA, WAS/MIN, CAR/NO, STL/NYJ, ATL/SEA, OAK/JAX, DAL/NYG, 31-27 Oakland (The Bitch 9-7) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 4-12) 7-4 JAX: CIN/HOU/TEN/GB/BAL/MIN/CAR/NYJ/BUF/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/KC/DAL/10 (pm) OAK: PHI/HOU/DET/GB/BAL/MIN/NO/STL/BUF/NE/ATL/TB /IND/JAX/SD/NYG/24 DIFF: CIN/PHI, TEN/DET, CAR/NO, NYJ/STL, SEA/ATL, KC/SD, DAL/NYG San Diego (Slasher Flick 8-8) d Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-11) 9-8 KC: CIN/HOU/DET/GB/MIA/MIN/NO/NYJ/PIT/NE/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/NYG/18 SD: CIN/CLE/DET/GB/MIA/MIN/CAR/STL/PIT/SF/SEA/TB/IND/JAX/SD/DAL/28 DIFF: HOU/CLE, NO/CAR, NYJ/STL, NE/SF, NYG/DAL N.Y. Giants (Cartman 10-6) d Dallas (BX 7-9) 9-6 DAL: PHI/HOU/DET/CHI/MIA/MIN/CAR/NYJ/PIT/SF/ /AZ/IND/JAX/SD/DAL/24 NYG: CIN/HOU/TEN/GB/MIA/MIN/NO/STL/BUF/SF/SEA/TB/DEN/OAK/KC/NYG/25 DIFF: PHI/CIN, DET/TEN, CHI/GB, CAR/NO, NYJ/STL, PIT/BUF, /SEA, AZ/TB, IND/DEN, JAX/OAK, SD/KC, DAL/NYG, 24/25

OMG SPOILERS PLZ!!! Oh yeah, who's this Tolkien guy? Sounds like a hippie...

Hippie. We're halfway there...

I was making a Rob Johnson (or whatever he was named) reference. That's all. And I think Jason is just trying to get a discussion going since CE has been slow as of late. Problem is this idea is a dumb one, and even I knew this 20-some years ago...

Nevermind then...

What do you think? Wasn't much worse than some other crap I said at that church. I also stole money from the kids collection plate to buy candy and pop at the local Quickie Mart in-between Sunday School and the "main" service...

Where has these words, or ones similar to them, been uttered before?...

Yeah, he was a bad guy but other people hated blacks and Jews, too. And his people loved him. I used the same arguments in my CCD class back in the day...

I'm a bit saddened there wasn't a comparison to Vince McMahon...

I was always kkk, and my three-year mark is quickly approaching. Yippie...

Well, he hated Jews so he can't be all that bad. (Gotta treat this topic with the seriousness it deserves...)

AFC PLAYOFF PICTURE All the divisions have been clinched in the AFC. * Buffalo wins its divsion due to a regular season sweep of the Patriots * Cleveland wins its division due to a better division record than Pittsburgh, 4-2 to 3-3. * Houston wins its division. * Denver wins its divison due to a better better divisional record than Oakland, 5-1 to 4-2. They split their season series 1-1. Now here is where the fun begins. We have five 8-7 teams vying for two spots. The teams are New England, Pittsburgh, Indy, Tenn, and Oakland. There are three 7-8 teams that are probably still in the hunt, but I don't care. Now, for each 8-7 team, I have developed a "What-must-happen-for-me-to-get-in-the-playoffs" chart below. For all of these situations, the number one thing each team must do is WIN: Tennessee Chuck has the easiest ticket to get in the playoffs. Win and you're in. You swept Indy in the regular season and defeated Oakland. In addition, you have the best Conference record at 8-4, which is the second tier of regular-season tiebreakers after the head-to-head tiebreaker. What to look for: Just win Indy NoCal holds a win over New England, but Tenn and Oakland beat you in the regular season. Your Conference record is 6-5, but you have one more game to play against Denver. What to look for: Hope for Oakland and Tenn to lose New England nl5 lost to Indy, but beat Pittsburgh and has the second best Conference record at 7-5. What to look for: Indy losing would be great for you Pittsburgh Tyler beat Oakland and lost to New England in the regular season. Your Conference record is 5-6 with one more game to play against Buffalo.What to look for: Cheer against New England, Tenn, and Indy Oakland Bitch beat Indy but lost to Pittsburgh and Tenn in the regular season. Your Conference record is 5-6 with one more game to play against Jacksonville. What to look for: Losses for Pittsburgh, New England and Ten will make next Sunday a good day for you Simple enough...

Green Bay (Vitamin X 11-4) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 7-8) 9-8 GB: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/27 (pm) MIN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/CLE/STL/ mad.gif DIFF: CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, IND/SD, DAL/WAS, PHI/STL Oakland (The Bitch 8-7) d Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-10) 11-5 OAK: MIN/OAK/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/27 KC: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/TB/DET/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/33 DIFF: OAK/KC, PIT/BAL, CAR/TB, CHI/DET, NE/NYJ, DAL/WAS, 27/33 Denver (Canadian Chris 9-6) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 8-7) 7-7 + TB (31-37=6/31-16=15) DEN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/STL/31 (pm) TEN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/31 DIFF: PIT/BAL, CIN/NYG, NYJ/NE, STL/PHI, 31/31 Atlanta (Lightning Flik 12-3) d New Orleans (Flyboy 8-7) 11-6 ATL: GB/OAK/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/35 (pm) NO: MIN/KC/DEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (pm) DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, ATL/NO, PIT/BAL, CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, CIN/NYG, SD/IND, DAL/WAS Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 8-7) d Baltimore (Dr. Tom 7-8) 12-6 BAL: GB/KC/TEN/ATL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/23* PIT: GB/KC/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/STL/21 DIFF: TEN/DEN, ATL/NO, BAL/PIT, CIN/NYG, BUF/SF, SEA/AZ, WAS/DAL *Tom's picks can be read in his weekly TSM NFL column Tampa Bay (Starvenger 7-8) d Carolina (Fazzle 3-11-1) 8-3 CAR: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/27 TB: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/19 DIFF: JAX/HOU, NYG/CIN, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, SEA/AZ, MIA/CLE Detroit (Bravesfan 9-6) d Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 7-8) 6-6 + TB (25-19=6/25-13=12) CHI: MIN/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/25* DET: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/25 DIFF: DEN/TEN, ATL/NO, PIT/BAL, IND/SD, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, DAL/WAS, CLE/MIA, 25/25 * Agent of Obivion PM'd me his PHI/STL pick Houston (Bored 10-5) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 4-11) 11-5 HOU: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/17 JAX: MIN/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/24 (pm) DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, NO/ATL, CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, NYG/CIN, SF/BUF, AZ/SEA, 14/24 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 9-6) d Cincinnati (Swift Terror 7-8) 6-6 + TB (20-22=1/28-23=5) NYG: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/20 CIN: XXX/XX/XX/ATL/BAL/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (ep) DIFF: PIT/BAL, DET/CHI, IND/SD, SF/BUF, AZ/SEA, DAL/WAS Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 8-7) d San Diego (Slasher Flick 7-8) 7-4 SD: XX/XXX/XXX/NO/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/17 (ep) IND: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/STL/24 DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, NO/ATL, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, SEA/AZ, DAL/WAS, 17/24 Buffalo (Bob Barron 9-6) d San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 8-7) 12-5 BUF: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/CLE/STL/27 SF: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/19 DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, DEN/TEN, NO/ATL, CAR/TB, AZ/SEA, WAS/DAL, CLE/MIA, STL/PHI New England (nl5xsk1 8-7) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-10) 9-8 NE: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/BAL/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/31 NYJ: GB/OAK/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/13 DIFF: NO/ATL, BAL/PIT, CHI/DET, NYG/CIN, WAS/DAL Arizona (Vern Gagne 10-5) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 7-8) 9-2 AZ: MIN/KC/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/22 (pm) SEA: X/X/X/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NYJ/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (ep) DIFF: DEN/X, NO/ATL, CAR/TB, NYG/CIN, NE/NYJ, DAL/WAS, STL/PHI, 22/28 Dallas (BX 7-8) d Washington (Human Fly 3-12) 7-4 WAS: XX/XX/XX/NO/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/17 (ep) DAL: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NE/SEA/DAL/CLE/PHI/24 DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, NO/ATL, TB/CAR, NYJ/NE, MIA/CLE, STL/PHI, 17/24 Cleveland (SFA Jack 9-6) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-11) 7-7 + TB (14-7=7/27-10=17) CLE: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/14 (pm) MIA: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/SD/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/27 DIFF: NO/ATL, IND/SD, 14/27 St. Louis (Cerebus 316 9-5-1) d Philadelphia (MD 2020 5-10) 6-2 PHI: XX/XX/XXX/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NYJ/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/24 (ep) STL: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/14 DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, TB/CAR, NYJ/NE, 24/14 AFC EAST y=Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 9-6 <PF: 112, PA: 99, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 2-2, Div: 4-2> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 8-7 <PF: 116, PA: 117, AFC: 8-5, NFC: 0-2, Div: 5-1> New York Jets (Gert T) 5-10 <PF: 111, PA: 116, AFC: 4-9, NFC: 1-1, Div: 2-4> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-11 <PF: 113, PA: 118, AFC: 3-8, NFC: 1-3, Div: 3-3> AFC NORTH y=Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 9-6 <PF: 106, PA: 113, AFC:8-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 8-7 <PF: 119, PA: 107, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-3> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 7-8 <PF: 114, PA: 113, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-3> Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-8 <PF: 103, PA: 107, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-4> AFC SOUTH y=Houston Texans (Bored) 10-5 <PF: 117, PA: 110, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 8-7 <PF: 118, PA: 105, AFC: 8-4, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 5-2> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 8-7 <PF: 106, PA: 101, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 3-3> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-11 <PF: 109, PA: 122, AFC: 3-8, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-5> AFC WEST y=Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 9-6 <PF: 112, PA: 112, AFC: 8-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 5-1> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 8-7 <PF: 117, PA: 110, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2> San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-8 <PF: 108, PA: 105, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 5-10 <PF: 104, PA: 114, AFC: 4-7, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4> NFC EAST y=New York Giants (Cartman) 9-6 <PF: 108, PA: 110, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 5-0> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 7-8 <PF: 118, PA: 113, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-7, DIV: 3-2> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-10 <PF: 102, PA: 117, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-12 <PF: 101, PA: 120, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 3-8 DIV: 2-4> NFC NORTH y=Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 11-4 <PF: 116, PA: 112, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-2> x=Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 9-6 <PF: 114, PA: 111, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 4-2> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 7-8 <PF: 109, PA: 113, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 2-3> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 7-8 <PF: 112, PA: 110, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 2-4> NFC SOUTH y=Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 12-3 <PF: 116, PA: 102, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 9-2, DIV: 6-0> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 8-7 <PF: 115, PA: 126, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 2-3> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 7-8 <PF: 120, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-11-1 <PF: 94, PA: 119, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-9-1, DIV: 1-4> NFC WEST y=Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 10-5 <PF: 118, PA: 104, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-3> y=St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 9-5-1 <PF: 106, PA: 96, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-5-1, DIV: 4-2> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 8-7 <PF: 109, PA: 122, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant's hippie EP's) 7-8 <PF: 106, PA: 115, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 1-5> x=clinched playoff spot y=clinched division PLAYOFF PICTURE NFC: * New York Giants, Green Bay and Atlanta have won their divisions. * Arizona and St. Louis are in the playoffs, but either one could still win their division. * Detroit is in the playoffs because it holds the tie-breaker advantage over New Orleans and San Francisco. Because Detroit didn't play San Fran or New Orleans, which is the first level of regular-season tie-breakers between non-division opponents, the second level of tie-breakers is conference record. Detroit wins this with a 8-4 record. San Fran has a 7-5 record, and New Orleans has a 5-6 record. AFC: See my next post...

Get that book and a few "Forming Unions for Dummies." You'll be a hit with management...

Let each college and university do what it wants, but it'd be better if there was a ban, imo. However, I don't really care either way...

Best of luck...

So this couple was driving so slow before the accident, but when they drove off he didn't have time to take down their plate number? I'd hate to see how your friend acts in the heat of the moment -- especially when his check-out lane at Wal-Mart gets five deep in customers...