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Christ, I didn't even factor that in. *Looks at BX's scoresheet.* Yeah, you could, but you'd have to win your last three games, since Cartman has a 1-0 series lead over you, and Cartman would have to lose at least two of the last three games. And I'm not even looking at the next level of tie-breakers for your late-season playoff run...

It's not MY fault the sheep was coming on to me. And then you were coming on the sheep. Ewe. Then the kid can go live on his (or her) own and have all the privacy they desire...

Wow, Kinsley's against it. I'm shocked...

I'll probably be put to death by life before California puts Scott to death by the needle. Just give Bubba a carton of smokes and shank Peterson in the shower...

I was flipping channels tonight, saw this for about 30 seconds, laughed and moved on...

I just got it today. Umm, the blue cover is sure pretty. That's all I can say about it for now...

I love how people bitch about late fees when they wouldn't have to pay any if, you know, they turned them in on time. I just buy DVD's now instead of renting. I figure if I buy something I don't like I could sell it and only lost a few dollars out of it all...

Odd, I thought Ann and NR were fighting. Guess they made up or something...

Quick run-down of the playoff chase. Regular-season tie-breakers haven't been factored in yet, although CLE and DEN have slight advantages in their divisions so far... AFC Division leaders: HOU (8-5) BUF (7-6) CLE (7-6) DEN (7-6) In the Wild Card Hunt: BAL (7-6) PIT (7-6) CIN (7-6) TEN (7-6) OAK (7-6) SD (7-6) Still in: IND (6-7) NE (6-7) Need some big-time help: KC (5-8) Only a matter of time before they're out: JAX (4-9) NYJ (4-9) MIA (4-9) NFC Division Leaders: ATL: (10-3) AZ: (9-4) GB: (9-4) NYG: (7-6) In Wild Card Hunt: DET: (8-5) STL: (7-5-1) CHI: (7-6) SF: (7-6) SEA: (7-6) NO: (7-6) Need some serious help: TB: (6-7) MIN: (6-7) Only a matter of time: DAL: (5-8) PHI: (5-8) Eliminated: CAR: (3-8-1) WAS: (3-10)

OK, it's late and I'm tired. So if I make a mistake fuck you... Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 4-9) d Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 7-6) 9-5 CHI: CHI/NE/CLE/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/SF/STL/SD/PHI/TEN/10 JAX: JAX/CIN/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/ mad.gif /PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/KC/24 DIFF: CHI/JAX, NE/CIN, CLE/BUF, DEN/ mad.gif , SF/AZ, STL/CAR, TEN/KC, 10/24 New England (nl5 6-7) d Cincinnati (Swift Terror 7-6) 7-5 CIN: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/NYJ/AZ/STL/TB/PHI/KC/28 (ep) NE: JAX/NE/CLE/GB/HOU/DAL/NYG/OAK/MIN/MIA/NYJ/AZ/STL/SD/WAS/KC/31 DIFF: BUF/CLE, IND/HOU, BAL/NYG, ATL/OAK, DEN/MIA, TB/SD, PHI/WAS Buffalo (Bob Barron 7-6) d Cleveland (sfa Jack 7-6) 9-3 CLE: CHI/NE/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/NYG/OAK/MIN/DEN/NYJ/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/20 (pm) BUF: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/IND/NO/NYG/ATL/SEA/MIA/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/28 DIFF: CHI/JAX, DAL/NO, OAK/ATL, MIN/SEA, DEN/MIA, NYJ/PIT, SF/AZ Detroit (Bravesfan 8-5) d Green Bay (V-X 9-4) 7-7 + TB (15-13=2/30-16=14) DET: CHI/CIN/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/NYG/OAK/MIN/DEN/NYJ/SF/CAR/SD/WAS/KC/15(pm) GB: CHI/CIN/BUF/DET/IND/DAL/NYG/OAK/MIN/DEN/NYJ/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/KC/30(pm) DIFF: GB/DET, WAS/PHI, 15/30 Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 6-7) d Houston (Bored 8-5) 11-7 IND: JAX/CIN/CLE/GB/IND/NO/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/WAS/KC/38 HOU: CHI/CIN/CLE/GB/IND/NO/NYG/OAK/MIN/MIA/NYJ/SF/CAR/TB/PHI/KC/21 DIFF: JAX/CHI, BAL/NYG, ATL/OAK, DEN/MIA, PIT/NYJ, AZ/SF, SD/TB, WAS/PHI, 38/21 New Orleans (Flyboy 7-6) at Dallas (BX 5-8) 9-9 + TB (27-20=7/30-13=17) NO: JAX/NE/BUF/DET/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/MIA/PIT/AZ/STL/SD/PHI/KC/27 (pm) DAL: JAX/NE/CLE/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/SEA/MIA/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/30 DIFF: BUF/CLE, DET/GB, MIN/SEA, STL/CAR, KC/TEN Baltimore (Dr. Tom 7-6) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 7-6) 8-6 NYG: JAX/NE/CLE/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/OAK/MIN/DEN/NYJ/SF/STL/SD/WAS/TEN/20 BAL: CHI/CIN/CLE/DET/IND/NO/BAL/OAK/ mad.gif /MIA/NYJ/SF/STL/TB/PHI/KC/23* DIFF: JAX/CHI, NE/CIN, GB/DET, DAL/NO, MIN/ mad.gif , DEN/MIA, SD/TB, WAS/PHI, TEN/KC, 20/23 *From the General's NFL column at the TSM home page Oakland (Bitch 7-6) d Atlanta (Lightning Flik 10-3) 9-5 OAK: CHI/CIN/BUF/DET/IND/NO/NYG/OAK/SEA/MIA/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/20 ATL: CHI/NE/CLE/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/OAK/MIN/DEN/NYJ/AZ/STL/SD/PHI/KC/27 (pm) DIFF: CIN/NE, BUF/CLE, DET/GB, NO/DAL, NYG/BAL, SEA/MIN, MIA/DEN, PIT/NYJ, CAR/STL, TEN/KC, 20/27 Seattle (Mr. Rant's Emergency Picks 7-6) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 6-7) 8-6 SEA: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/KC/28 (ep) MIN: CHI/CIN/BUF/DET/IND/NO/BAL/OAK/MIN/DEN/NYJ/AZ/STL/SD/PHI/TEN/28 DIFF: JAX/CHI, NE/CIN, GB/DET, DAL/NO, ATL/OAK, PIT/NYJ, CAR/STL, KC/TEN, 28/28 Denver (C. Chris 7-6) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-9) 8-8+TB (20-20=0/13-17=4) MIA: JAX/CIN/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/NYJ/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/13 DEN: JAX/CIN/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/OAK/MIN/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/KC/20 DIFF: ATL/OAK, NYJ/PIT, SF/AZ, TEN/KC, 13/20 N.Y. Jets (Gert T 4-9) d Pittsburgh (Tyler 7-6) 10-9 NYJ: JAX/CIN/BUF/DET/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/MIA/NYJ/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/ mad.gif PIT: JAX/CIN/CLE/GB/HOU/DAL/NYG/OAK/SEA/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/WAS/TEN/21 DIFF: BUF/CLE, DET/GB, IND/HOU, BAL/NYG, ATL/OAK, MIN/SEA, MIA/DEN, NYJ/PIT, SF/AZ, PHI/WAS, mad.gif /21 San Francisco (Agent Bond 7-6) d Arizona (Vern Gagne 9-4) 9-6 SF: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/33 AZ: CHI/NE/BUF/GB/IND/NO/BAL/ATL/SEA/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/TB/PHI/TEN/26 (pm) DIFF: JAX/CIN, DAL/NO, MIN/SEA, SF/AZ, SD/TB St. Louis (Cerebus 7-5-1) TIED Carolina (Fazzle 3-9-1) 6-6 + TB (10-7=3/23-20=3) STL: JAX/NE/CLE/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/MIA/PIT/AZ/STL/SD/PHI/TEN/10 (pm) CAR: JAX/NE/CLE/GB/IND/NO/NYG/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/SF/STL/TB/PHI/KC/23 DIFF: DAL/NO, BAL/NYG, MIA/DEN, AZ/SF, SD/TB, TEN/KC, 10/23 Tampa Bay (Starvenger 6-7) d San Diego (Slasher Flik 7-6) 7-6 TB: CHI/CIN/CLE/GB/HOU/DAL/NYG/ATL/MIN/MIA/NYJ/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/25 SD: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/NYJ/AZ/STL/SD/PHI/KC/34 (pm) DIFF: CHI/JAX, CIN/NE, CLE/BUF, HOU/IND, NYG/BAL, MIA/DEN, SF/AZ, CAR/STL, TEN/KC Washington (Human Fly 3-10) d Philadelphia (MD2020 5-8) 9-8 PHI: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/PHI/KC/24 (ep) WAS: JAX/NE/BUF/GB/HOU/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/AZ/CAR/SD/WAS/TEN/17 (ep) DIFF: IND/HOU, PHI/WAS, KC/TEN Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 7-6) d Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-8) 9-8 KC: JAX/CIN/BUF/DET/IND/DAL/NYG/ATL/SEA/DEN/NYJ/SF/CAR/TB/PHI/TEN/25 TEN: JAX/CIN/BUF/GB/IND/DAL/BAL/ATL/MIN/DEN/PIT/SF/CAR/SD/PHI/TEN/24 DIFF: DET/GB, NYG/BAL, SEA/MIN, NYJ/PIT, TB/SD AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 7-6 <PF: 92, PA: 89, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-2, Div: 4-2> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 6-7 <PF: 100, PA: 103, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 0-2, Div: 3-1> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-9 <PF: 100, PA: 104, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 1-3, Div: 3-2> New York Jets (Gert T) 4-9 <PF: 94, PA: 102, AFC: 4-8, NFC: 0-1, Div: 2-3> AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 7-6 <PF: 89, PA: 100, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 7-6 <PF: 102, PA: 92, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-2> Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-6 <PF: 92, PA: 93 AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-4> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 7-6 <PF: 101, PA: 94, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 2-3> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 8-5 <PF: 100, PA: 101, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-2> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 7-6 <PF: 102, PA: 91, AFC: 7-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 5-2> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 6-7 <PF: 90, PA: 91, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 3-3> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-9 <PF: 96, PA: 103, AFC: 3-7, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-4> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 7-6 <PF: 100, PA: 101, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-1> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 7-6 <PF: 99, PA: 96, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2> San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-6 <PF: 98, PA: 88, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 5-8 <PF: 95, PA: 98, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-2> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 7-6 <PF: 95, PA: 98, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 5-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-8 <PF: 93, PA: 102, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-7, DIV: 1-4> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 5-8 <PF: 102, PA: 102, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 1-2> Washington Redskins (Human Fly)3-10 <PF: 90, PA: 103, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 3-6 DIV: 2-3> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 9-4 <PF: 99, PA: 96, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 7-3, DIV: 2-2> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 8-5 <PF: 99, PA: 95, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-3, DIV: 3-1> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 7-6 <PF: 99, PA: 101, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-2> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 6-7 <PF: 94, PA: 92, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 2-7, DIV: 1-3> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 10-3 <PF: 99, PA: 90, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 4-0> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 7-6 <PF: 98, PA: 105, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 6-7 <PF: 102, PA: 96, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 1-3> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-9-1 <PF: 85, PA: 105, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-7-1, DIV: 1-2> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 9-4 <PF: 103, PA: 94, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 2-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-5-1 <PF: 92, PA: 88, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-5-1, DIV: 3-2> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 7-6 <PF: 94, PA: 103, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant's hippie EP's) 7-6 <PF: 99, PA: 97, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 1-4>

Final results will be up in a day or two...

I got disenfranchised. I was going to vote for IDRM but it says I've already voted...

Too bad that driver wasn't packing heat...

Yeah. When all else fails, blame the audience. Dumbfuck. Those darn red state movie patrons. There didn't seem to be a problem with audiences with Platoon and Wall Street. (Not sure about JFK because I've never seen nor paid much attention to it, but the other two movies were successful)...

I think their water is the vital component to some weapon of mass destruction. At least in my bathroom anyway...

And you're able to post? My god, how did you survive that ordeal? As someonne who used to work 16-hour weekend shifts while going to school full-time, I feel real bad that you have to brave that dreaded seven-hour stint. Start looking for another job if you know you're going to be released...

"Jesus was born and so I get presents. Thenk you Jesus for being born..."

Man, I thought Bob was going to cry reading this thread...

To Crono: My bad, I read your post as you used to listen to Liddy then stopped by choice, not by program change. He wasn't that bad with guests or callers, but when it would comment on the news it was boring as hell. To Jobber: I don't watch OMG FAUX NEWS LOL2004 six hours/day. I probably watch that station at the most an hour/weekday split between Special Report and O'Reilly. Get it str8, hippie (and yes I know you were kidding) RE Jon Stewart: I don't watch that show much but I view him as an entertainer. I remember he poked quite a bit of fun at Clinton when he was in office. He may be a liberal and work harder at getting Republicans, but he does make fun of both sides so to me it's all good. When people say they get news from Stewart that they don't from Big Media, I think back to how the National Enquirer was leading the charge on Jesse Jackson and his bastard child. RE: Sass Too bad. Dave's a celebrity and must endure the lowlights of fame. No different than any movie/sports public figure. It sucks, but hey, he's DAVE CHAPPELLE BITCH...

Deadline has come and gone...

Well, maybe his housekeeper was a terrorist...

Ditto. So is Hollywood, yet they have a liberal slant, so it's still on the table, next to the gravy and yams. Reported less? I've been hearing more of these Xmas Nazi stories more than ever this year. I think it's just getting reported more in some areas and less in others...

I do. Eight hours per day when I'm at work, plus an extra two for the commute. Wrong. You have a point with this. My personal favorite tactic is the "Oops, we're out of time," or "We're coming up on a hard break." And what's the reason? We've already done that topic 100 times before. And Crono -- what didn't you like about Liddy? I listened to him a bit while living in Sappy Valley. He didn't do much for me...

Well, I finally saw it. Sorry, but the first thing I thought was ... Kotz. And it was great seeing Bob trying to distance himself from him...

Because you can win at the ballot box, but if a bunch of whiny bitches cry to some business or threaten to get the ACLU there's not much you can do...