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Too little too late, imo. And it's going to be the story of the next 4 f'n years. How about pimping my dawg Evan Bayh from Indy? -- he's a Dem, he's moderate, and he's white. Can't ask for anything more...

So that's where Jobber got that from. Sad, I thought he made that up on his own...

Shit, I'm right behind Tyler in the giving-Obama-a-hummer line. I'll be waiting all day...

Republicans buy them. Democrats steal them from the Republicans...

OMG BLACKS STILL CAN'T DRINK FROM WHITES-ONLY WATER FOUNTAINS -- DAMN YOU GEORGE W. BUSH FOR PUTTING GAY MARRIAGE ON THE BALLOT!!! Funny story: The other day the better half finally came out of the closet at work and told her commie co-workers that she's a Bush fan. The day after the election, her boss came in in near tears saying how a bunch of uneducated toothless country bumpkins are now going to take her birth-control pills away. Of course this is the same woman who bitches about how people judge her based on stereotypes (she's Asian)...

Did this pass or not? And are the people voting against this amendment still RACISTS?...

Is she of legal age? And where did you two crazy kids meet? In addition, what happened to that chick you went on a date with a little while back and created a thread saying how you screwed it up?...

Don't feel bad, I did too... Make that three. Damnn. I know, and it's great...

And I was ready to answer the thread's question by saying "someone unfunny..."

What was your "tasteless comment"? I'm curious...

Doesn't take much to amuse you, huh? I find much more entertaining (in a good way) whenever rant argues gay marriage...

Michael Jordan is a Democrat. He refused to visit Bush I at the White House after his Bulls won the title, and he has pimped liberals in the past...

Edited for Truth: I can't do this anymore, my tummys starting to grumble...

Here are some new entries: Neal Boortz: Awesome show. He's a total ass and it's funny as hell. It's too bad he'll be off the Pittsburgh market 10 days from now. Glenn Beck: Sometimes his off-politics topics and skits are dumb, but when they're on they're ON. Tim Russert: Probably the only Big Media journalist I like. He's a lefty at heart, but he's fair when he does his job, which is what a journalist of that type is supposed to be. Dennis Miller: Feels weird watching him now and remembering his schtick from back in the day. I try to watch his show every now and then, and judging from the ratings I suspect I'm probably the only one. EDIT: Instead of creating more posts, I'll just update this list whenever new names are added to this thread: Laura Ingraham: Don't really care about her. Recites talking points and thinks that because she has a cootch people take her seriously. Just another blonde who will be forgotten once her tits start to sag. Hannity and Colmes: I don't watch their TV show that often, but I do listen to Hannity's radio show. He's like the anti-Rush in the sense he has a buttload of guests. I like Alan for a liberal because he'll buck his party's line of thought at times and has a sense of humor. I remember one time on the TV show they showed a clip of some kid beating the snot of another kid on a school bus and Hannity was in his usual rabid dog mode and said Alan would try to "understand" the bully. Alan just rolled his eyes and said "I'd make sure my kid has a good lawyer." Perfect counter to Hannity and I laughed for a few minutes afterward. Al Franken: I don't care for him, but he is good at what he does. You got to respect that. Never heard him on Hot Air America so I can't comment on him doing the radio thing. Does he still call his show the O'Franken Factor? Keith Olbermann: I liked him on ESPN, and I always thought a show featuring him talking current events, even though he's a commie, would be entertaining. I was wrong. But he's on MSNBC, so that really doesn't count as a real show anyway. Michael Moore: Do I really need to say anything? Well, OK. I thought he made some decent points back in the day, but I don't like the "surprise let's talk to the 90-year-old security guard about why his company is moving jobs to Mexico." Oh, and he's fat. Bill Maher: I felt he got the shaft on PI for that comment he made, and I used to like him more but time has made me more indifferent. It's odd because him and Dennis Miller kinda shifted roles over the years. The only time I saw his HBO show was when Mikey called himself an independent. Crossfire Boys: Begala is a shithead who will defend the Clintons until he dies. Carville is entertaining and won't be afraid to admit when his party gets beat. I think if his wife would ever smile her face would shatter. Tucker is there, and I like Novak because he's a grumpy old man. During one segment about universal health care he said something like "We shouldn't subsidize the losers in life." Stunned silence all around. I laughed. Dick Morris: He has some interesting things to say, and I do listen to him because he was "there" in regards to political strategy and such. Problem is when he touts the one time he's right, he forgets about the 10 other predictions prior he was totally off-base on. Michele Malkin: I don't really follow her, but she seems to try and be well-mannered. All I know is that I want to pump her full of man-fat...

Christ, I have too many people to name. I'll just go with who you said and then a few that pop into my mind, too. EDIT: Oh, and in order to halt any possible flame wars, just comment on what you think of these people, don't bitch to other posters because you don't like what they say about Rush, O'Reilly, etc. Michael Medved. Not bad. He's not in my market, but he's ok in my book. If it weren't for the fact he was a Jew he'd be a Conservative Brigade member already. Bill O'Reilly: I like him, although I usually turn the channel whenever he talks about morality (even before the lawsuit) or some story du jour like Laci Peterson. I don't label him a conservative, but I'm sure he does vote Republican in many instances. I love it when he has a Ralph Nader or Robert Reich on moreso than when Newt or John Kasich is on. Oh, and his radio show is AWFUL -- I wish KDKA would pick up Boortz instead of Bill when Rush jumps stations in Pittsburgh. Jon Stewart: He's so-so. I used to laugh at him and the Daily Show years ago, but now I'm just "eh." My favorite moment came on Hannity and Colmes when Alan said "well be right back" and said something like "the network for fair and balanced news" and you could hear Stewart in the background laugh and say "they still make you guys say that?" Chris Matthews: Chris is a lefty -- he's worked for some hippie Dem back in the day. But he's ok, I guess. There are times when he gets his lefty panties in a bunch, but otherwise he seems to try to be fair for the most part. I don't watch him and don't really care about him so I can't comment. Rush: I love him. I can honestly say he changed my life, and not in a political way. One thing that always gets overlooked is his sense of humor. I find myself turning him off whenever he really gets on a Republicans-are-great-Democrats-are-bad rant, but he'll always be the Godfather in my book. I still have on tape the time I called into his show back in '95. Michael Savage: I don't care what people say about him, I find his show entertaining as hell. Problem is I don't listen to it much becuase he's on in the evening in the East. Plus he has the best top-of-the-hour bumper music. Ann Coulter: A lot of times I'll change the channel when she's on, but her over-the-top style can be funny at times. Ted Rall: He's some dopey liberal who I don't care about. Let him say his pseudo-hippie nonsense, and then we can all point and laugh at him...

It's not just your theory, K. Another common perception that many people use is the "I'm may be doing OK in this economy, but I don't know about my neighbor down the street." Funny enough, during the Clinton "boom" years, I worked shitty dead-end jobs. In fact, I'm pretty sure that both jobs I worked at Sappy Valley have since been eliminated. I'm also certain that my job I worked in Ohio is going to go the way of the DoDo in another year or so...

Can we stop sucking on Obama's cock until he actually starts to do stuff in the Senate?...

He's probably going to max and relax, because I'm sure he's still getting checks from Mr. Snyder...

Heh. Regarding Democrat Underground, a few weeks ago I was headed into Best Buy when I noticed I parked next to some schmoe with a DU bumper sticker. He also had a law school sticker on his SUV, too...

Wow. I was going to make a post like that but Slapnuts beat me to it. Good thing he did...

Oh man, there's no way I'm reading through all this shit -- what have I missed?...

I didn't think that all Kerry voters were doing so because they were anti-Bush. I thought that most Kerry voters were just the usual uneducated drivel that usually votes Democrat...

Who are you?...

If acting like a twit in CE is a bannable offense, there wouldn't be anyone posting in there...

Maybe he found a nice guy to settle down with. I've noticed his departure, too...