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All slots are filled -- I'll be sending PM's to everyone this evening (about 12 hours from now; it's 6:50 a.m. as of this writing) EDIT: Mods, I'd like this pinned until I get everyone's payment. After that I'll just talk with everyone via PM...

Ha. Bet on a Democrat and you end up owing money if you win...

I find it funny that killing animals for fur got 1 percentage point higher than killing animals for medical testing. Wow, just about everything I found on that chart acceptable. Wha-? I'm now wearing sandals and listening to a Phish CD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

It was because Bill and the Congress got in a pissing match. Christ, I still remember those Clinton speeches: "I'm defending Medicare, Medicaid, Education and the Environment." And the Republicans bent over...

Wow. Just saw a TV ad for this on the network America trusts for fair and balanced news. Well, that was money well spent...

The government being "shut down" had nothing to do with being in the red...

She doesn't really pay attention to music, so it's pretty much up to me to choose the key songs. Christ, mine has everything planned to the final centerpiece. Then she bitches because I don't offer any suggestions...

Never understood anorexia - too many people in this world suffer from not eating enough and have no choice in the matter...

I'm so sick of Bill -- too bad he's still a young guy (as far as presidents go) and will probably be around another 30+ years. I heard a snippet of that BBC interview on one of Vyce's propaganda radio shows; what a sad, sad man. On a positive side though, this radio chain is making its stations play soundbites of Clinton's book (!?) and the conservative talk host -- Fred Honsberger for those in Pittsburgh -- was goofing on it while it was being played. Funny stuff...

Or if you are a commie...

How did Steve Joseph save the board? (Please don't answer, I'm being a smart-ass.) Oh, and if anyone asks about the "lol" plague that's spread throughout CE, I got it covered, cwm, since I was pretty much responsible for it...

You need a resume for that? I'd pimp any work you did that could show you can do the job they're asking for. 99.9% of my resumes included work experience (Type of job I did and various achievements; usually took up the bulk of my page -- resumes shouldn't be longer than one page) and education. Also, before presenting your resume to someone, pretend you're the employer, look at your resume, and think about if you would hire yourself for the job based on your resume. Then again 99.9% of my resumes didn't land me a job, so I may not be the person giving you advice.

For soccer moms, old people and people who don't understand what widescreen is. Bingo. My future mother-in-law thinks WS DVD's are a Communist plot. We got her her first DVD player for Mother's Day and I'm giving her several DVD's that I have which I'm upgrading to "special" editions (ie. Seven, Glory, Copland, etc...)

Yeah, because after the po-pos ask for ID, the next step is book burning and GPS chips being implanted in our heads. Still trying to figure out how this oppresses minorities...

I did, and I never thought I'd say a film that stars Denzell and Rob Duvall would suck so badly...

You have a say in the song selection process? Wow...

Weird. I just saw some special features on my 28 Days Later DVD Saturday night. Thank God for subtitles -- finding out what that pilot says at the end of the movie (I couldn't understand what he was saying, so I turned on the subtitles and read it) totally changed what I thought the ending was...

No shit -- look at when this thread was started...

Sooo, has an illegal immigrant without auto insurance crashed into your car yet?...

Update...

IB -- at least I can lock him in the basement or something...

For all the mean "gay" jokes I made to him during "Gang Wars": Kotz, or whatever his faggot-ass name is now...

That's OK -- my '88 Corsica's passenger door can't open from the outside. But I have no friends, so it's not that big a deal...

The fun continues...

And you're a Republican? I'm shocked...