Oh Christ on a cracker -- court martial me, bitch.
When I'm at work, it takes forever for my piece-of-shit computer to jump in-between programs, so I wing it in regards to spelling. When I'm home in front of my Comcast Internet and modern-day computer, I use Word to spell-check a plethora of my posts.
In short: If you crave my insightful posts, which I know you do, you will just have to cope with my occasional “divorice.” I hope this doesn't hurt my chances at that promotion to whatever comes above Colonel...