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Two points: 1) Pets > People. 2) The dog wasn't trying to get into the Redneck Club. And if I ever saw someone torturing a cat words can't describe what I would probably do to him/her...

The only thing changed on Strom since 1974 was his diapers. Sorry -- I couldn't resist...

So in Aussie you can take a drag from a fag then...

Some more wacky goings-on. Someone's therapist is going to be busy... Story.

Yeah, probably. Not, not exactly the taste, although that's also a hard one - but the feeling when having the actual drag. You can explain "like sucking back smoke", but it's different. The word "high" (excuse the pun) could also come into play. The only time I ever smoked tobacco was this pack of "baby" Swisher Sweets, and even then I didn't inhale. For about six months back in the day I would be driving home from a full day of school and work, and just puffing on one Swisher on the way home kept me up...

Wonder if Amnesty International will say anything about this?...

Oh, telling someone what a smoke tastes like. And I guess in Ripper's world a "money shot" would be somone knocking the ash off their cancer stick onto a person's face...

Huh?...

Damnit, that's what I was going to say. Kinda. Mik was at Cornell (shorter title for space reasons...)

Always the speling/grammer Nazi, eh general?...

Awww, those poor little kids. What else could they do -- those Yorkshires are scary...

well...He is A TRAINED POLICE OFFICER. I'm sure he knows how to fight. And so was the black guy. Big deal. Oh, another good show, but the "shocking moment" was a bit of a letdown. Oh well, I'm still waiting for gay Julian to come back; he's on the way...

Pity, because his stay north of the border seemed to give his career an extra boost...

My insta-opinion when I first heard that interview (I think the program was some hippie morning show run by some guy named Bob Edwards): Kerry probably thought he would have a good opening to slam George W. HITLER on shutting down Iraqi newspapers, but then realized in mid-sentence that he was going down a road he shouldn't be going down, and tried to turn it around. (Please note many of these new Iraqi papers are probably just as reliable as the two dozen newspapers that sprang up in every major city during the Yellow Journalism days.) I heard the clip. I laughed. I said "God you're a fucking idiot, Kerry." I moved on...

April Fool's Day is over, Tyler. I heard about this a few days ago and a bit surprised it took this long to bring this topic to the TSM floor. I still have no words for "He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this Nation." I mean, you can't make this stuff up. And for those out there who wonder why some think there's a liberal media bias out there -- a lot of the time it's not for what Big Media says; it's for what they don't say...

Shut up, asshole...

I really don't care, but put me down for "Eagan"...

Actually, I think I'd rather be called a "dick." It has that arrogant, sarcastic tone that "pussy" does not, but that's just me...

Actually, "prick" makes me think of a penis with sharp warts or something else prickly (No, we don't need the visual aide, Rant)...

True. Speaking of which, which is the more demeaning insult -- to be called an asshole or prick? I'd say "asshole" because that's where the "prick" would be inserted to, thus giving the "prick" more power over the "asshole" (if this is your kind of thing, that is...)

I blame Bush for all this corruption...

Wow, Baltimore's draft history is really impressive. I guess I should do one for Pittsburgh, but I really don't care. I think I'll leave it for Tyler...

Kiss my ass, bitch. I'm a racist heterosexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with being a "racist fag"...)

How about not taking illegal drugs? I'm such a fuddy-duddy (or however it's spelled)...

He's an asshole about comic books and you're not...