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Used to be on Sunday nights on FOX, right before Get a Life if memory serves. You had the Smart guy, the paranoid guy, the chick and that fat guy who I've seen in a bunch of go-nowhere shows but don't know his name. Also, there was Herman's co-workers: That blonde co-worker, the black guy and the chick who does Lisa Simpson's voice, who almost hooked up with Herman in one show. That's about all I remember...

Wow, there must have been some GREAT music pre-1980. Because there are only four songs on this list beforehand. Since I have nothing better to do at work, I did a half-assed chart charting which years have the WORST SONGS EVER!!! 1960s -- 3 1970s -- 1 1980s -- 16 1990s -- 21 2000s -- 9 Also odd is how I didn't notice a fair amount of disco...

Believe it or not, State College, Pa., is filled with white-trash. And then there's Middletown, Ohio, which had a unique mix of rednecks and ghetto trash...

Well I'm waiting for Tyler and Mike to start making out...

Did you invite any of your female co-workers?...

When the police looked at some teacher evaluations of those two wacky kids, they were surprised by the positive remarks. "Dylan and Eric have bright futures as public speakers -- real straight shooters." How's that?...

I find it odd that Big Media, always a lover of campaign finance reform, isn't saying much on this matter...

I liked the picture of the dog in Step-Daddy Valley. That had me laughing. Oh, yeah. I'm also offended...

I went to his house to bake a cake for him, but something was already in the oven, so I went to Plan B -- a DQ Frozen one...

I saw him in a few world cups, but that's about it. Can't say I'm surprised...

Is the vote going to be pro- or anti-EU?...

I can't wait until the PETA people get their paws around this one...

Rant just stole my thunder, but he's right. Thanks for doing all the heavy lifting...

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME...

Fuck you, whoever you are...

*Looks at the Alamo* Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

As opposed to the times where you are glad to be in Iraq?...

Wow. The previews I saw didn't do much for me, but these reviews are telling another story. I'm not into comics, but I always liked the punisher. Maybe because he had the same first name I do, maybe because he really wasn't a superhero and just a normal guy with lots o' guns. Either way, I hope this movie is successful...

Or Kenny from South Park. OMG, you killed the Hamas leader! You infidel...

Pro athletes are public figures whether they like it or not -- it comes with the terrority. And yes, this is a weird story -- good thing the Blues are eliminated and won't need this guy's services anymore...

Well, from what I remember, my comment was aimed at those old idiots who made complete asses of themselves on TV and radio, saying that they were disenfranchised and ended up voting for Pat Buchanan and wanted to vote for "Al Gore and Al Lieberman." I'll never forget some hearing I saw on C-Span where this lady got up and said "I take full responsibility for my actions, BUT something wasn't right." Hopefully, enough of these intellectual heavyweights passed away peacefully in their sleep since 2000, and the Sunshine State won't have this problem again. In addition, I personally would like to thank all those police officers that steered black voters away from the polls via roadblocks and attack dogs. If it weren't for these boys (and canines) in blue, Gore might have won...

As does the rest of world, but I have a special place in my heart for you Aussies...

The pizza price seems like a great deal to me -- of course your area's cost of living might be different than from mine. And of course our prices are high -- how do you think we pay for all those bombs?...

I think the 3:20 a.m. date had something to do with the level of hilarity you experienced, but I do give the "ad" major props on presentation. Well done...

April 15 was a Thursday? The last thing I bought was a Peppermint Magnum and a bottle of Pepsi. BAH! honest mistake HA -- your wall of lies is crumbling down...