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Doesn't that get boring after a while?...

So I guess that deodorant commercial they did was a rehearsal?...

Question -- is the baby supposed to be the Carrey character as a young-in? Because if it is, shouldn't this be a prequel?...

Kotz's avatar scares me...

They all look the same to me...

Sadly, the TSM Great Wall is still under construction...

Well, the award is from a magazine with an American-only readership that is distributed only in the US, so.... the answer to your first question is apparently no. You know, that is an EXCELLENT point, and I wish I had thought of it. Especially since with all the can't-we-get-along-with-France/Germany/Russia talk going on, it would have been nice to recognize all of the nations that are backing the U.S. up. But I guess that would mean TIME would have to admit that the U.S. isn't as isolationist as they, and other media, try to label us as...

Articulate? I'll be the first person to tell you that there's probably nobody here that's more full of shit than me, but I'll take the compliment nevertheless. There is no point when making fat jokes -- we're just making fun of good ol' Mikey. Intelligent? That could be debated. That cannot be debated. So what? I'm going to rot in hell for a lot of the stuff I say/do at TSM, not to mention what I say/do in real life. Ditto. Now it's time to offend the heathens...

I noticed that, too. He had to be on drugs or something -- he wasn't right...

Lieberman is Jewish? Get outta here. And I guess there's some focus group out there that's telling Dems to become potty-mouthed...

Which ones? I'm curious...

Ouch...

Wow, wouldn't expect you to be teary-eyed. You big softie... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): This is all established in Fellowship where the ring corrupts Galadrial What exactly happended during that scene?...

He probably thought it was a Tom & Jerry cartoon or something...

When Hary Met Loyd and The Mask II. There was a sequel to The Mask? theres supposed to be a sequel..I dont know the exact status though I do. during the "coming attractions" for Return of the King it previewed in the theater I was in. You want to know what it's about? Spoiler (Highlight to Read): It's "The Mask" with a baby. During the preview he jumped around and winked to the camera. And yes, I'm being serious. The entire theater groaned when they realized what it was. probably the only bad part of seeing ROTK. Yeah, I saw that preview. A whole bunch of people in the audience groaned when they realized what it was...

Eww, I agree with a bunch of that PETA stuff. But I can't help but wonder if Alec wrote the Pope a letter regarding the mass slaughter of Iraqis a decade or so ago...

The theory is that the Clinton's passage of free vaccinations has led to MOST of the vaccine makers ceasing to make vaccines (22 made them 10 years ago, 5 do them now). -=Mike Well at least she didn't know ahead of time that 9/11 was going to take place...

The soldier probably coated the letter with gravy so to attract Mikey's attention. By the way, I just got a letter from another soldier in Iraq on Sunday. Here it is: Dear kkk, Hi, I used to lurk around TSM forums for quite some time before being called off to fulfill my patriotic duty. You are one of my favorite posters and I managed to get John Ashcroft to track down where you live so I could write to you. I was “lucky” enough to watch the most recent Oscar awards while stationed in Italy and I can’t believe what that fat fuck Michael Moore did when he accepted his prize. And what the fuck is up with the academy for giving him an award for “documentary” when that piece of shit should be under “comedy”? Anyway, I’m writing to you because I’m worried that this fat tub of shit might pull out some “letter-from-a-soldier” ploy, what with this being the holiday season and all. I just want you, and the rest of the pro-American TSM posters to know that we’re still out here kicking ass and taking names, but yet making sure not to violate the civil rights of anyone we capture. Sure the job sucks, but that’s the price one pays for freedom. We all over here know that the majority of people in America support us, and that only a handful of loudmouth pseudo-terrorists who don’t know their head from their ass actually do exist. So, in conclusion, kkk, happy holidays and all that. Sincerely, *name withheld at request of soldier* PS: Is there any way you can enlarge Marney’s Avatar? Thanks...

Insta-results (any questions you may have regarding these scores will be answered by kkk-Klaus): Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 5-10) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-8) Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-8) @ Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 7-7) TBD New York Jets (Gert T 13-2) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-9) Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 9-6) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-6) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-8) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-6) Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 10-5) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 8-6-1) d. Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9) Dallas Cowboys (Just John 7-8) d. New York Giants (bob_barron 7-8) Houston Texans (Bored 7-8) d. Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-5) Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 6-9) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-9) Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-1) tied St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8-1) Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 8-7) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 8-7) San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 9-6) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 7-8) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 7-8) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-8-1) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-9) Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 5-10) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-9) Ho ho ho. kkk-Klaus has finally arrived, so let’s start giving out the goodies. First off, kkk-Klaus has a lump of coal for everyone that didn’t submit picks this week. Instead of relying on my picks, which has been what has happened to deadbeat pickers during the first 15 weeks of the season, you all get nothing -- except for the Bengals @ Rams game, which resulted in a 0-0 tie. In addition, you all also lose any end-of-season tie-breaker that relies on TB points. Now, the PITTSBURGH STEELERS and SAN DIEGO CHARGERS will have new owners for Week 17, but nobody knows who will take the straps of these two playoff contenders. Since kkk-Klaus didn’t apply his scores to this week’s vacant picks, he doesn’t want to appear like he did this to stay alive in the AFC North division race. So just who will fill in these openings? Now we come to the part of my list that tells me who was nice this year. If you are currently out of the playoff picture you may have a chance at taking one of these open slots. I know who these two lucky losers are and you will, too, after all picks have been submitted for Week 17. So if you’re out of the playoff picture (or hanging by a thread), think again – you may be incorrect. So even though your initial team may be playing for pride next week, put some thought into your picks – they may be applied to the Steelers or Chargers games, too. Below are the current standings – the PF, PA and TBs have not been updated. Also bear in mind the KC/MIN game is still undecided. Y = division winner X = out of the playoffs AFC EAST Y = New York Jets (Gert T) 13-2 <PF: 144, PA: 129, TB: 114> Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-6 <PF: 139, PA: 134, TB: 134> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 9-6 <PF: 133, PA: 127, TB: 143> X = New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 6-9 <PF: 133, PA: 135, TB: 154 AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 8-6-1 <PF: 135, PA: 139, TB: 115> Pittsburgh Steelers (???) 8-7 <PF: 130, PA: 132, TB: 115> X = Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-1 <PF: 135, PA: 136, TB: XXX> X = Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9 <PF: 131, PA: 133, TB: 151> AFC SOUTH Y = Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 <PF: 136, PA: 132, TB: 117> X = Houston Texans (Bored) 7-8 <PF: 139, PA: 138, TB: 106> X = Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 6-9 <PF: 131, PA: 140, TB: 83> X = Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 6-9 <PF: 128, PA: 126, TB: 194> AFC WEST Y = Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 <PF: 144, PA: 131, TB: 122> San Diego Chargers (???) 8-7 <PF: 136, PA: 131, TB: XXX> X = Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-8 <PF: 133, PA: 137, TB: 135> X = Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-9 <PF: 134, PA: 141, TB: 162> AFC Playoff picture. Steelers/Ravens = For either team they MUST win. The winner clinches the division, the loser is out of the playoff picture. EDIT: I'll talk about the wild card situation later. NFC EAST Y = Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-6 <PF: 133, PA: 131, TB: 116> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 7-8 <PF: 121 PA: 131, TB: 136> X = Philadelphia Eagles (???) 7-8 <PF: 131, PA: 127, TB: XXX> X = New York Giants (bob_barron) 7-8 <PF: 130, PA: 120, TB: XXX> NFC NORTH Y = Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 10-5 <PF: 130, PA: 125, TB: 80> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 7-7 <PF: 131, PA: 124, TB: 139> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-8 <PF: 128, PA: 139, TB: 111> X =Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 5-10 <PF: 130, PA: 136, TB: 106> NFC SOUTH Y = Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-6 <PF: 129, PA: 116, TB: 72> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-8 <PF: 120, PA: 126, TB: 127 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-9 <PF: 128, PA: 134, TB: 152> X = Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 5-10 <PF: 118, PA: 133, TB: 140> NFC WEST Y = San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 9-6 <PF: 139, PA: 128, TB: 192> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 7-8 <PF: 128, PA: 136, TB: 121> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-8-1 <PF: 124, PA: 125, TB: 151> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 6-8-1 <PF: 122, PA: 126, TB: XXX> NFC Playoff picture. Jesus Christ what a mess. I’m going to wait until this week’s KC/MIN game is decided before I elaborate on this train wreck, but here is a quick overview: Minnesota is in if they win this week and next week. Dallas, Arizona, Detroit and Atlanta all need to win to have some chance at getting in (TB scores will play a big factor). Seattle and New Orleans need a win and to pray. St. Louis needs to win and for the planets to all be aligned. So there you have it, and remember. You better pick early You better be right You better not hope The Lions will put up a fight kkk-Klaus is coming... in Mrs. kkk-Klaus...

...eh? You say I still have a shot at getting a wildcard? Then like I shall draw out my weapon of choice and hack my way into the playoffs! ...huh? No swords and spike-hair of random absurd color? ...aw... ...seriously though? Do I got a shot, KKKlaus? kkk-Klaus will be arriving shortly, and he made his list and checked it twice. Sure he screwed up a game or two, but his "naughty" and "nice" charts are perfect. Let's just say DrTom won't like what kkk-Klaus will be pulling out of his sack...

What's that I hear? kkk-Klaus is on the way...

Oh yeah, Smith will really make a connection with Florida voters...

I thought they were done...

I'll see you there...

Only Rush doesn't molest children. And worship Satan...