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Not to mention White People. Asians. Jews. Gays. And the list goes on...

So I shouldn't have given them my password? Kidding -- I replied my password is "Fuck you"...

After reading that post I'm not sure if I should thank you or not. One good thing I'll say about that movie is I thought the end credits were cute...

In a way, I can understand a team not wanting to hire a minority coach. Because when you have to fire them the OMG THE TEAM IS RACIST card seems to come up. It did with Art Shell, Ray Rhodes and Dennis Green and even Tony Dungy...

You're even THINKING about this? They're on the road this week... I think they have a good chance. They should have won the Ravens game and they were close to the Rams. They burned me too many times this year when I picked them on the road. F' them all... EDIT: On a side note, interesting how Rush picked the Cowboys to go 10-6/11-5 this season before getting booted off ESPN -- I think he caught more heat for that prediction than when he said the Pats would beat the Bills in Week 1... Any team with a Week 17 Deadbeat owner: 100 points Buffalo San Francisco Washington ATL CLE DET HOU CHI NYJ NO TB AZ NYG GB OAK PIT

I disagree. I think Nader got enough votes in Florida where if he wasn't running Gore would have picked some of those up and pulled ahead. But, too f'n bad. Gore still lost...

Of course the kid can always just half-ass it -- perhaps he can be a waterboy. My better half got a rejection letter from the University of Miami, Ohio, that had her name on the envelope but the letter was to ANOTHER person...

So there I am cleaning the house and have Mark Madden's sports talk show and he's going off on some high school kid that backed out of a verbal commitment to play for the University of Pittsburgh. I don't give a crap about college sports, but I don't see the big deal. I mean, I've had "verbal commitments" for several places I interviewed with regarding jobs and never got a dime for it. It's not final until the i's are dotted and t's are crossed. Am I wrong here?...

Hey hey ho ho Marty S. has got to go. But it's not my team so whatever...

Wow, a rapper making racist statements. I'm shocked...

I'll care about all this when we do a If the NFL Playoffs started on 12/29 thread. Oy, having scrolled down I'm glad I didn't read all those possibilities...

Be nice to people on the way up...

Shut up and win your final game, hippie...

Second verse same as the first...

Sorry Bond, kkk-Klaus made your team an opening for one lucky loser. You're even THINKING about this? They're on the road this week...

Even if you win you need some help. You would either need Just John or Will Scarlet to lose because each of them have you beat in head-to-head matchups. Otherwise you'd be good to go -- You'd, of course, beat Raz in the head-to-head department and you have a 19 TB lead over Flik...

All clear-thinking Americans know that there are other countries in this, too. Don't worry about those that don't -- we could give two shits about them anyway. BTW: I think your point would make a great letter to the editor...

I don't like the movie, but I enjoyed the commentary. I also enjoy Kevin Smith commentaries. Stay away from Brendon Frazer on The Mummy...

Buffalo at New England ---> SATURDAY Seattle at San Francisco ---> SATURDAY Philadelphia at Washington ---> SATURDAY Chicago at Kansas City Cleveland at Cincinnati Dallas at New Orleans Indianapolis at Houston Jacksonville at Atlanta N.Y. Jets at Miami St. Louis at Detroit Tampa Bay at Tennessee Carolina at N.Y. Giants Minnesota at Arizona Denver at Green Bay Oakland at San Diego [LOCK OF THE WEEK] Pittsburgh at Baltimore Now for kkk's contest: * If anyone doesn't submit picks this week, my picks will take their place. * I made a playoff scenario chart in the Week 16 results thread -- if you have any questions regarding this issue either post your question in that thread or PM me... Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-6) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-9) Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-8-1) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 9-6) Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 – but he probably won’t show up 7-8) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 6-9) @ Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-8) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9) @ Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-1) St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8-1) @ Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-8) Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-9) @ Houston Texans (Bored 7-8) Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 10-5) @ Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-9) New York Jets (Gert T 13-2) @ Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 9-6) GAME OF THE WEEK Dallas Cowboys (Just John 7-8) @ New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-9) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 5-10) @ Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-5) Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 8-7) @ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 7-8) Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-6) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 7-8) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 5-10) Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-9) @ San Diego Chargers (??? 8-7) Pittsburgh Steelers (??? 8-7) @ Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 8-6-1)

This evening I got an AIM from some "AOL techie," or whatever it was called, saying that they needed my password because they have to do some technical stuff to my account due to the California earthquake damaging their servers (I'm paraphrasing here, but this was the general message). Anyone else get this message?...

It's got a hippie-vibe to it, but at least I'm not scared anymore. Damn! I wish I had thought of this earlier. I, err, the soldier, could have mentioned that he shoots all his targets in the foot...

Pay no attention to scores that have a * next to them... Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 5-10) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-8) 10-8 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 8-7) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-9) 10-8 New York Jets (Gert T 13-2) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-9) 13-11 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 9-6) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-6) 13-9 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-8) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-6) 9-8 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 10-5) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) 12-9 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 8-6-1) d. Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9) 11-9 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 7-8) d. New York Giants (bob_barron 7-8) 11-10* Houston Texans (Bored 7-8) d. Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-5) 12-12/4-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 6-9) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-9) 10-9 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-1) tied St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8-1) 10*-10* Pittsburgh Steelers (??? 8-7) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent ??? 8-7) 10-10* San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 9-6) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 7-8) 10-10* Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 7-8) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-8-1) 10-9 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-9) 11-10 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 5-10) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-9) 11-9 AFC PLAYOFF PICTURE: DIVISON WINNERS * Gert T(Jets/East), Linx(Titans/South), Chris(Broncos/West) * The winner of DrTom(Ravens) and ???(Steelers) wins the North FIRST ROUND BYE SITUATION * Jets have the top seed. * Titans and Broncos are tied with 10-5 records. Tennessee has a 7 point lead in the TB department. WILD CARDS * Buffalo already clinched. If they lose they still hold the TB advantage over San Diego due to me eliminating SD’s TB scores. * If Miami wins against the 13-2(!) Jets, they are in the playoffs, and deservedly so. * If Miami loses and San Diego wins, the Chargers clinch the wild card due to already beating Miami in Week 8. KEY Y = Clinched Division X = Out of postseason play Z = Wild Card AFC EAST Y = New York Jets (Gert T) 13-2 <PF: 157, PA: 140, TB: 117> Z = Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-6 <PF: 148, PA: 147, TB: 145> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 9-6 <PF: 146, PA: 136, TB: 153> X = New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 6-9 <PF: 144, PA: 148, TB: 155> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 8-6-1 <PF: 146, PA: 148, TB: 120> Pittsburgh Steelers (???) 8-7 <PF: 140, PA: 142, TB: 135> X = Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-1 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> X = Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9 <PF: 140, PA: 144, TB: 165> AFC SOUTH Y = Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 <PF: 148, PA: 144, TB: 124> X = Houston Texans (Bored) 7-8 <PF: 151, PA: 150, TB: 110> X = Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 6-9 <PF: 141, PA: 149, TB: 87> X = Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 6-9 <PF: 138, PA: 137, TB: 199> AFC WEST Y = Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 <PF: 155, PA: 141, TB: 131> San Diego Chargers (???) 8-7 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: XXX> X = Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-9 <PF: 141, PA: 147, TB: 139> X = Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-9 <PF: 143, PA: 152, TB: 162> NFC EAST Y = Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-6 <PF: 142, PA: 143, TB: 120> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 7-8 <PF: 132 PA: 141, TB: 139> X = Philadelphia Eagles (???) 7-8 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> X = New York Giants (bob_barron) 7-8 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> NFC NORTH Y = Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 10-5 <PF: 142, PA: 134, TB: 84> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-7 <PF: 141, PA: 132, TB: 164> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-8 <PF: 137, PA: 147, TB: 119> X =Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 5-10 <PF: 141, PA: 145, TB: 106> NFC SOUTH Y = Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-6 <PF: 137, PA: 125, TB: 73> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-8 <PF: 128, PA: 136, TB: 138> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-9 <PF: 137, PA: 144, TB: 161> X = Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 5-10 <PF: 128, PA: 141, TB: 147> NFC WEST Y = San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 9-6 <PF: 149, PA: 138, TB: 223> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 7-8 <PF: 138, PA: 145, TB: 123> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 135, TB: 152> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 6-8-1 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> NFC PLAYOFF PICTURE: DIVISION WINNERS: * Swift Terror (Bears/North) * Human Fly (Redskins/East) * Fazzle (Panthers/South) * Bravesfan (49ers/West) FIRST-ROUND BYE SITUATION * 10-5 Swift Terror (Bears/North) 84 <-– current TB score * 9-6 Human Fly (Redskins/East) 120 * 9-6 Fazzle (Panthers/South) 73 * 9-6 Bravesfan (49ers/West) 223(!!!) Head-to-head match-ups: * Bravesfan beat Terror (Week 1) * Terror beat Human (Week 16) * Human beat Fazzle (Week 11) Basically, if Terror wins he gets a bye. If Human wins he’s all but in. If Fazzle wins and Human loses Fazzle gets the second bye unless there’s a meltdown with his TB pick. Bravesfan needs to win and have at least two of the division winners lose. WILD CARDS OK, let’s break down the match-ups first: * Just John (Dallas) 7-8, plays Flyboy (Saints) 6-9 * Razazteca (Vikings) 8-7, plays Vern Gagne (Cardinals) 7-8 * Will Scarlet (Lions) 7-8, plays cerebus316 (Rams) 6-8-1 * Lightning Flik (Falcons) 7-8, plays Jacksonville * DawnBTVS (Seahawks) 6-8-1, plays San Francisco Now, let’s break down season record and TB scores: * Razazteca (Vikings) 8-7, 164 * Just John (Cowboys) 7-8, 139 * Vern Gagne (Cardinals) 7-8, 123 * Will Scarlet (Lions) 7-8, 119 * Lightning Flik (Falcons) 7-8, 138 * DawnBTVS (Seahawks) 6-8-1, 152 * Cerebus316 (Rams) 6-8-1, xxx * Flyboy (Saints) 6-9, 161 Now I’m going to do head-to-head tie-breakers: * Just John (Cowboys) beat Flik (Falcons) in Week 1 * Just John (Cowboys) beat Vern (Cardinals) in Week 5 * Will Scarlet (Lions) beat Just John (Cowboys) in Week 7 * Will Scarlet (Lions) beat Vern (Cardinals) in Week 1 * Will Scarlet (Lions beat Dawn (Seahawks) in Week 11 * Cerebus (Rams) beat Flik (Falcons) in Week 6 * Flyboy (Saints) beat Dawn (Seahawks) in Week 1 * Flik (Falcons) beat Razazteca (Vikings) in Week 5 * Razazteca (Vikings) beat Cerebus (Rams) in Week 13 * Razazteca (Vikings) beat Dawn (Seahawks) in Week 14 * Vern (Cardinals) split the season series with Dawn (Seahawks) * Cerebus (Rams) split the season series with Dawn (Seahawks) * Razazteca (Vikings) swept the season series with Will (Lions) * Cerebus (Rams) swept the season series with Vern (Cardinals) * Flik (Falcons) swept the season series with Flyboy (Saints) This I think I know for certain: * Everybody needs to win! * If Razazteca wins he is in as the fifth seed, if he loses he still has a chance but it’s not good. * Dawn needs Flyboy, Razazteca, Cerebus and Always Pissed Off to win. * Cerebus needs Flyboy, Razazteca, Always Pissed Off and Bravesfan to win. (If he doesn’t enter picks this week I will use my picks instead and pick someone to fill in this spot). * Flyboy needs Vern to be off by 40+ TB points if he is to have any chance (I have you in my "lucky loser" pool).

What I can't stand about ol' Chris is that, during the stem-cell research debate, he blamed Bush for keeping him in his wheelchair. I hope you rot in that chair...

Ooook...

I play the Madden series and I try to make the difficulty settings/gameplay/stats as realistic as possible -- I may lose, but the game is entertaining. But to each is own -- I stopped counting how many times I have beaten Gauntlet Dark Legacy and Diablo II...