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I disagree. Maybe this time Uncle Ted won't come out of it alive...

I've seen babies with their tits (among other things) exposed in newspaper photos -- this is no big deal...

Can't wait until Scotsman reads this...

Did nothing for me this week. I wonder if they are going to continue Cartman not being part of the group into next week's show...

Thought he was dead, too. *shrugs* NO OH CRUEL GOD -- WHY DO YOU TAKE THESE PEOPLE AWAY FROM US SO SOON? Oh, he was 85. Nevermind. I hope him and Ralph aren't roomates or something up there -- there will be a whole lotta shouting...

Yeah, and if Slater would have been aggressive and taken this bitch down before getting smashed Rome would probably be making wife-beater jokes...

Oh no, and I'm not a big Goonies fan (the better half is though and I've seen this f*cking movie 10,000 times). Have any of you seen what the "Goonies" look like now? Old, fat, bald -- check it out on the commentary track where they show them talking. Maybe this time they can include the sea monster, or perhaps have all the cops hold walkie talkies instead of guns...

Are those real?...

Damn straight. 'bout time we guys had our shackles freed when it comes to drink prices. When a chick grumbles because I don't open a door for her I just point out that I believe in true equality for all. Open your own door, b*tch...

Waiting for Jango to make a Slater/MikeSC connection...

Until the next time. *shrugs* Not my messageboard -- do what you want, Dames...

Oh, and I'm a Green Dragon, too... Your Inner Dragon is the embodiment of Nature and the Earth. Greens spend almost all of their time below the canopy or just above the treetops in tropical rain forests. Not a bad life considering every other creature in the forest looks up to you, figuratively and literally. You speak the language of every animal and plant in your domain and know most of them by first name. If people mess with your forests, you're more than happy to wail on their puny butts. Because of your protector/caretaker role, you are the Earth Elemental dragon. Naturally your whole life pretty much revolves around the other couple million species you keep an eye on, but that's not your whole dragon. You also like to like to impose your steadfast will on others, commune with Nature, and lobby governments for alternative fuels and conservation. Your favorable attributes are Midnight, Winter, gemstones, mountains, caves, soil, respect, endurance, responsibility, prosperity, and purpose in life. Folks shouldn't get the idea you're a hippy pushover though, because your breath weapon is a nasty Fire/Acid combination. Maybe you should invest in a hemp shirt reading "Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock." *wink* Damnit -- I’m a hippie dragon!…

Nothing...

Damn, Johnson was their leading receiver. Wonder if this will provide the Browns with a bump or not...

*Salutes Mr. Terror, a real veteran...*

I just saw Finding Nemo tonight, and I feel like those sharks in the movie, Mike. *Must...fight...urge...*

So THAT'S how you got your full-time job...

Well Black was old and was going to die anyway...

There were planted, "faux" questions in a primary presidential debate? Next thing you're going to tell me is that the Bush camp is going to do a PR campaign. Or that John Kerry served... ...a double fault against his tennis opponent and lost his match in straight sets...

MACROeconomics you say? *Must fight urge...*

Don't think a player in his late 20s-30s should win a rookie of the year award. If one does, I'll find a way to go on living...

What I love doing is going into a store, head over to a Mikey Moore book and start cracking fat/heart attack jokes. The other customers love it, and good time are had by all...

Many of the people that used it did so just so that we could get to this point. And like I said earlier, take it out of my cold, dead fingers. Oh, and I hate to steal the thread and use it for another cause, but I found this funny. Dedicated to all you non-fans of a certain cable news network that will soon make you laugh out loud in the year 2004… CNN planted question at debate, student says By Elizabeth Jensen, LA Timtes Staff Writer NEW YORK -- CNN planted a question about computer preferences at last week's debate of the Democratic presidential candidates at Faneuil Hall in Boston, according to the student who posed the query and wrote about it yesterday in an online forum of the Brown (University) Daily Herald. During the debate, cosponsored by the nonprofit Rock the Vote organization, Alexandra Trustman asked the candidates whether they preferred the PC or Mac format for their computers. Trustman wrote yesterday that she was called the morning of the debate and given the topic of the question the CNN producers wanted her to ask. She wrote that she was "confused by the question's relevance" and constructed what she thought was a "much more relevant" question. But when she arrived in Boston for the debate, she wrote, she was "handed a note card" with the question and told she couldn't ask her alternative "because it wasn't lighthearted enough and they wanted to modulate the event with various types of questions." CNN did not respond to repeated requests for comment.

Haven't watched talk shows in a LONG time, but those Maurey who-is-my-baby's-father? are gold...