kkktookmybabyaway

But it is funny. However, remember, the only thing we laugh at in CE are Tyler's posts. The wonderful thing about Tiggers...

Insta-results... Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 3-3) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-4) Dallas Cowboys (Just John 3-2) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-3) Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 3-3) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 2-4) Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 4-2) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 3-2) Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 3-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-4) New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 2-4) d. New York Giants (bob_barron 2-3) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 4-2) d. Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 3-2) Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 5-1) d. Houston Texans (Bored 1-4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-3) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 3-2) TBD: If Atlanta wins, Marvin wins; if St. Louis wins, Fly wins Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 2-4) d. Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-2) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 4-2) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 2-4) New York Jets (Gert T 4-1) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 4-2) San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 4-2) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-3) St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 3-2) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 3-3)

F*cking Raiders. F*cking Packers. F*cking Redskins. If you're still tied after tiebreakers, the final is a tie...

Sad thing is all four of my teams I need to win were doing so at halftime...

Well, I lost this week. Doesn't matter if NE and GB hold on to win. If Carolina wins, God will humor me by letting the Broncos score 27...

Argh. Change made.

Pft. Just say I made a mistake...

Because they're drunk...

Ooooook. WTF was I smoking?...

OAK/CLE seems to be the game most people are split on this week. If Carolina happens to be this week's "upset special" I'm going to kick myself. Anyway, here are the matchups -- lotta teams might reach the .500 mark with a win this week... Week 6 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-3) @ Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-3) = CLE/PHI/KC/MIA/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: INDY/NYG/CHC Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 2-2) = CLE/KC/CAR/MIA/NE/TN/TB/BALT/PIT/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: PHI/NO Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-3) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 2-3) = DAL/KC/INDY/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/SEA/STL Away teams needs: CLE/BUF Carolina Panthers (fazzle 3-1) @ Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 3-2) = CLE/PHI/KC/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA Away teams needs: IND/ATL Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 2-2) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-3) = PHI/KC/INDY/NE/TN/BALT/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/MIA/CHC/TB/DEN New York Giants (bob_barron 2-2) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-4) = CLE/PHI/KC/INDY/MIA/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/SEA/STL Away teams needs: NE/NO/BUF/ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 3-1) @ New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-2) = CLE/KC/MIA/NO/TN/BALT/BUF/STL Away teams needs: PHI/INDY/NE/WASH/DEN/SF Houston Texans (Bored 1-3) @ Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 4-1) = CLE/PHI/INDY/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: GB Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-3) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 3-2) = IND/MIA/NE/TN/TB/BAL/DEN/BUF Away teams needs: CLE/DAL/GB/CHC/SF/ATL Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-1) @ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-4) = MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/DAL/KC/INDY/BUF Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 2-3) @ Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-2) = PHI/IND/MIA/NO/TN/BAL/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/GB/NE/WAS/ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 4-1) @ New York Jets (Gert T 3-1) = PHI/KC/IND/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BAL/DEN/BUF/STL Away teams needs: OAK/SF San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 3-2) @ Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-2) = KC/INDY/MIA/NO/TN/TB/BALT/BUF/STL Away teams needs: CLE/DAL/NYG/DEN/SF Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 3-2) @ St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-2) = PHI/INDY/MIA/NO/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/GB/NYG/HOU/TB

tpww7 Buffalo Bills- 24 Indianapolis New Orleans Tennessee Kansas City Miami New England Oakland Philadelphia Tampa Bay Baltimore Buffalo Denver San Francisco St. Louis Hardyz1's Ghost Colts: 14 points Carolina New Orleans Tennessee Kansas City Miami New England Cleveland Philadelphia Tampa Bay Baltimore Buffalo Denver Seattle St. Louis No locks for me this week. Swift_Terror Bears, 23 pts Indianapolis Tennessee Miami Cleveland Tampa Bay New Orleans Kansas City New England Philadelphia Baltimore Denver Buffalo San Fran St Louis--Monday Dr(please read my column)Tom Balt. 24 points Oak Dal KC Ind Mia NE NO Ten TB Balt Den Buf Sea Stl kkk Steelers 17 OAK PHI GB IND --> I went back and forth on this pick several times MIA NE NO TN WAS BALT DEN BUF SEA STL...

Somebody likes their job...

Woah -- wish the picture was bigger, but it's mine...

Wow. That's bad. Just tell one of these intellectual heavyweights that if they stick up the ATM outside instead of the inside of a bank they can skip the service charge. They go outside and stick up the ATM and BAM -- po-po's everywhere...

How would he fit his legs on the horse -- wouldn't they be dragging along the track?...

*Looks at Vern's opponent for the week, prays for AZ win* They may not be rumors much longer, Vern...

No we're not. We're wishing it on Arafat...

That's what they say -- they probably just hate you...

You know, with all the racist/sexist/Xenophobic cracks I make, nothing burns me up more than plain old vanilla white trash. Tonight my better half and I went out for dinner at this place called Hosses, which is basically a better version of Ponderosa. Anyway, this Redneck family of three were seated in the booth across from us. Whenever a meal comes out to you the waitress ALWAYS asks you to cut into your steak to see if it meets your approval. The redneck dad did this -- I know this because I heard his freaking drawl, but then he complained to the manager because it was "all raw in the center." Of course he did this AFTER HE ATE HIS ENTIRE MEAL and demanded a full refund. When I went up to pay for my meal and the manager asked me how my dinner was I began to do my redneck imitation and said, "Except for the rednecks sitting next to me that complained about their meal after finishing it, everything was fine." Of course I couldn't finish this line because my better half smacked me for causing a scene. At least the manager and the cashier lady appreciated it, especially when I said, "anybody that says their meal was so damn terrible but yet waits until they finish it before complaining and demanding a refund should be shot on sight..."

The first Shaq album was cute for what it was, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't whip out Shaq-Fu: The Return. I beg of you don't...

Well, he wasn't sh*t faced and driving 100+ mph so it's nice to know he won't be physically hurt from this incident and will be able to continue his career...

The Barb is OK -- not one of my favorites. The Necromancer is a fun character to be -- love the bone missiles. Install the expansion NOW. From what I remember, among other things your stash gets bigger and your "buddy" can get equipped with actual weapons/armor...

Wonder which rapper will star in the Halloween remake?...

Wow, that's almost a Donald Sterling move. There are going to be a lot of pissed off white people in Utah this season. After this year, I bet they'll miss constant winning seasons and early- to-mid postseason exits...

Was that when the former LA mayor, who's on Arnold's staff, brought up the possibility of raising taxes?...