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Fred Willard's not going alone in trying to carry this piece of shit, gotta remember Eric Idle in my opinion the funniest cast member of Monty Python. Eric Idle is a lot like John Cleese, except for Idle whored himself out to all the shit movies and John Cleese has whored himself out to mostly( Can't forget Pluto Nash or Yellowbeard) relatively decent box office hits.

Queen is the shit, almost all of their stuff is fucking great. I really mean almost everything even their synth pop days. In fact I'm listening to Radio Ga- Ga now.

It always boggles my mind on why the Rockies just say screw pitching and get a bunch of guys who can hit dingers and build their minor league system on pitching so they can get cheap, effective pitchers.

I was in a luxury box for a AA game, does that count? We got free pizza, chips, popcorn, soda and beer and had a big screen TV we could watch all the big league games on.

This movie is so gonna waste comedic gods Eric Idle and Fred Willard, I mean come on fucking Randy Quaid stars in the movie.....you know it's gonna be a piece of shit.

The Audioslave CD doesn't have a parental advisary sticker and has one song where Chris Cornell keeps threatining to "set this fucker off"

George Foreman, transformed from angry young man that just gets in the ring in nearly decapitated you in two minutes to a happy go lucky old guy that takes a lot of shit and always comes back for more. I remember watching him knock out Michael Moorer and going absolutely go ape shit.

I was also at the Celtics-Mavs, fucking great game and great back by my boys. I got tickets to the Celtics-Wizards before the game, I'm going to see the great Kwame Brown and you guys aren't!

I think by far, the best moment in sports this year is the MLB playoffs in particular the Red Sox-Yankees ALCS. Every team had a story and there were some mind blowing games. Red Sox-Yankees was easily better than any World Series in the past ten years, even though the wrong team won. Cubs-Marlins and Marlins-Giants also made for damn good television. The worst series I thought was actually Yankees-Marlins, totally underwhelming and made for boring television. Best feel good moments were the reemergance of the Bengals and Royals. Two teams that were thought to be forever in the shitter of their leagues, with the help of two great managers have playoff hopes for the 1st time in ten years. Funniest sports moments of the year: I gotta go with the Tigers, despite what their record says they are the worst team of all time (OK the 1899 Cleveland Spiders were worse, but does anybody really remember watching them play). Despite being god awful those guys were hillarious to watch and always tried to go out there and get a win even though they rarely had a snowball chance in hell. Honorable mention: Can't say the Best moments in sports in 2003 without mentioning Carmelo and LeBron, the potential saviors of the NBA. These guys are one of the sole bright spots in a poor league. I also got to give a shout out to the Canadians-Oilers outdoors game, a fun and fresh (Yeah I know Michigan and Michigan State played an outdoors game but who cares about NCAA hockey) idea that was shunned by ESPN, who have about as much knowledge about hockey as me.

I'm almost positive I got all of those damn specials on there. I didn't include 100 Sexiest Artists...cause I don't think anyone here watched that one. My pick is 100 Greatest Hard Rock artists surprisingly accurate, there are about 5 or 6 I don't think should be on there and the placement is a wee bit off but it's a helluva lot better than a lot of their specials. Most of the bands that shouldn't be on there could be debated. The worst is 100 Greatest Artists of the Past 25 Years...Smells Like Teen Spirit as the #1 song of the past 25 years is sick fucking joke. Not as bad a VH1's 200 Greatest Pop Culture Icons, but that's not totally music related. So what do all of you SmartMarks think VH1's best 100 Greatest List is?

This is a bad bad trade for the Celtics, Eric Williams was starting to become a great 6th man, Battie is improving and Kedrick well I'm glad we got rid of Kedrick. But all Ricky Davis is an egomaniacal ball hog, who does absolutely jackshit to help his team. The Road to 17 has been de-railed (Although even I didn't think the Celts would win it all).

Well considering Maine (my home state) has the 3rd fastest rising unemployment rate behind Alabama and Arkansas, I got to get the hell out of here.

Pittsburgh doesn't sign good baseball stars. What about Derrek Bell and his brilliant "Operation Shutdown" , he hit .300 that year, hit 40 homers and 120 RBIs and lead the Pirates to 100 wins and a run deep into the playoffs. I can't believe they let that guy go. That's what screwed the Pirates, not that Barry Bonds guy....oh wait.

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For some reason I didn't think there was 100 Greatest Rock Songs and now it's coming back to me. Alright who voted for 100 Greatest Songs of the Past 25 Years? Fess up? Yes, I have no time since from 1997 to about last year when VH1 became a third rate fusion of MTV and E I watched VH1 all the time. Anyone remember the List? Sledgehammer? Rock Candy?

Carl Everett is a nice choice to replace Vladimir Guerrero. He isn't half as good as Vlad but it's a lot better than putting a random back up in the place of Montreal's best player since the mid 90's. I like to see that the MLB isn't just letting Montreal lay down and die.

I cause karma has bitten those Suns in the ass after they beat the Celtics after overcoming a 29 point lead. I still haven't forgiven those bastards. DAMN YOU TO HELL MARBURY!

I'm looking forward to the San Francisco Bowl since my hometown's hero Quentin Porter is the starting quarterback for Boston College. Besides football in Pac Bell is going to look fucking cool.

I'm surprised at this board's god damn near total backlash to this show. I remember after the first episode everyone was going apeshit over it. I guess like me the joke got old soon to everyone. I stopped watching the show regularly after the 5th or 6th episode.

Here's a bold prediction for all of ya I bet every team in the AL East wins 70 games or more. Yes Devil Rays included. It'll be the best division in the AL next year and maybe best in all of MLB.

It couldn't have been any worse than Taker-Giant Gonzalez....could it have?

Happy Birthday! To celebrate I hired the Denver Nuggets mascot to provide us some entertainment.

It's still good but yes it is a shill factory but RD has gotta pay the bills some fucking way. Speaking of Bills, remember wacky Scott Norwood missing the game winning field goal in the Super Bowl?

This isn't the Yankees year my Angle-lovin' friend. It'll be somebody completely out of left field (No pun intended). Just look at the past three years, I don't think the trend is gonna stop.

I really liked Bubble Boys (mainly cause it's sooooo weird and not funny if you think about it but it's supposed to be a comedy) and I still maintain Pootie Tang is a decent off the wall comedy so maybe just maybe I'd enjoy the Stupids in a guilty pleasure way. I also enjoyed McHale's Navy.........but I swear it was cause of Bruce Campbell was in it!