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  1. King Kamala

    Boardloaf

    I just found out that energy drink I randomly grabbed off the shelf earlier at The Dollar Tree and shotgunned a few hours ago was meant for bodybuilders. I have another one in the fridge. Good lord, I'm going to be up for a while....
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    We could have a lot of female posters here that we don't know are female or are attempting to pass as male in order to prevent cyber ogling from the peanut gallery here. They could very well be among us, reading this thread as we speak!
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    Simpsons Episode Draft

    DMann lives another day and I get at least one of my two choices, huzzah!
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    Simpsons Episode Draft

    Oh man, there are two episodes that I just thought of that I really want. DMann and ViciousFish better not take 'em or I'll cut 'em!
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    Weekend Box Office Report

    Amusingly enough, my dad was telling me he was considering seeing Twilight. I think he just heard it was about vampires and automatically thought it would be kickass. Then I told him the deal about it and luckily he reconsidered and said he'll just rent it on DVD.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I'm here to announce that I've just drank three cans of Pepsi and an energy drink I got at Dollar Tree. Expect some hard boarding tonight to make up for the lackluster Ask King Kamala thread last weekend.
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    Worst Series of All Time

    Here's a (potentially) highly contentious pick; Hogan/Andre. Now I understand the WrestleMania III match is iconic and deservedly so. But it's certainly not because of the workrate in that match. Have you actually watched that or any of the rematches lately? Just awful stuff. As a mark who got into wrestling back in the early '90s watching the VHS, I thought "Wow, those two big guys are going at it...wow, that kind of sucked." Again, I'm sure those who got into wrestling in the '80s are shaking their fist in anger at this statement but really, did any of those matches break *? And I'm a guy who doesn't mind the usual '80s Hogan Vs Fat Guy formula but Andre was just way too broken down at this point.
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    Worst Series of All Time

    I said this in another thread but the Regal/Edge feud was the Rick Martel/Tatanka feud of the '00s. Two competent workers stuck in a heatless feud that produces oddly boring matches for months on end.
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    Greatest Wrestler to never win a World Singles title

    Yeah, that's why I qualify TNA as a World title but not ECW. ECW fulfills the first two requirements (well...at least in the last year or two) but I don't think it fulfills the last one. I can't recall the ECW World Champion ever defending the belt overseas. I also count AWA as a World Title up until the bitter end even though it didn't really fulfill that 2nd requirement (Regular PPVs weren't really feasible).
  10. Yep, The Secret Life of Toys was spun off from that movie and debuted a year or two before Toy Story.
  11. You know what Christmas special they never show on TV anymore? Jim Henson's The Christmas Toy. One of my all-time favorites. It just came out on DVD but it's not on Netflix! Bullshit! I demand answers! I might have to buy it on DVD...only $9 on Amazon. And man, I didn't realize as a kid how much Toy Story ripped this one off.
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    I can't believe I neglected to mention "Jive Soul Bro" in the "Greatest Wrestling Theme" thread a couple weeks back. For shame!
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Woah! The Slickster is a senior citizen? He looked really good for his age the last time I saw him on TV about a year ago. Happy Birthday Doctor of Style!
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    Your Five Favorite Anything

    In honor of the 28th anniversary of his death, Top 5 Favorite John Lennon songs (solo and with The Beatles) 5. It Won't Be Long 4. You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 3. Oh! Yoko 2. Jealous Guy 1. I'm Only Sleeping
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    Greatest Wrestler to never win a World Singles title

    IIRC- PWI stripped it of its World title status at the bitter end of the promotion's run (Late '90/early '91).
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    Poster Tournament Pregame

    My sleeper pick for this year's tournament; Socksquatch.
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    Poster Tournament Pregame

    I remember I was upset when I got snuffbox'd during the first round of the Best Poster tournament last year. My outburst, IMHO, is what cost me a spot in the Elite Eight. Honestly, I'd be happy to match my Sweet Sixteen appearance last year.
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    ROH Nashville Results - December 6, 2008

    He headlines what are basically glorified backyard wrestling shows in Northern Maine quite a bit. I always wonder who exactly would pay pay $12 to see one Bushwhacker and what exactly happened to Butch.
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    ROH Nashville Results - December 6, 2008

    Doesn't Bushwhacker Luke have a hand in booking ROH? I think that has to be the reason he's on that card. At least he's not putting himself on top.
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    Country Draft

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    CTDWAT: Indies/Overseas/General

    The finish to last night's Nasty Boys-Flair Brothers match. Looks like everybody showed up. Got to love Hogan's sleeveless referee shirt and the fact that he didn't take off the bandana.
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    The Smart Marks Greatest Song of the 60s Tournament. Round 5

    "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" (Marvin wins this one out for me as I think "Respect" is a tad bit more overplayed and I like Marvin a tad more overall than Aretha) "A Day In The Life" "God Only Knows" "Gimme Shelter"
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    Simpsons Episode Draft

    With my first pick, I'm going to go with one that is IMHO the last classic episode that the show produced. It also was the debut of the much beloved minor character Duff Man! "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" Season Nine, Episode One Homer: And that's when the C.H.U.D.s came after me.
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    Country Draft

    I'm going to go with the other Land Down Under, home of Peter Jackson and The Bushwhackers... New Zealand
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    The Smart Marks Greatest Song of the 60s Tournament

    Eight was probably a bit of an overstatement, as off the top of my head I can come up with four: "Someday Never Comes" "Lodi" "I Put A Spell On You" "Bad Moon Rising" There are probably one or two more out there. I actually like Creedence quite a bit. I'm really only familiar with the singles, but I still think that Fortunate Son is hands better than most of what they did. What's a good album to start with? I'd rather avoid their endlessly tedious rendition of I Heard It Through The Grapevine. I'm partial to Green River myself.
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