King Kamala

Sorry about the delay- my power was out for a day and half thanks to an ice storm. Anyways, I'm going to go with an older episode. One of the many great portrayals of religion on the show... Season Four, Episode Three Homer The Heretic Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked guy". He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that either. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

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I've never even heard of spork fighting. Seems like a poor man's paper football. Back in The Summer of '96, me and my brothers attended a summer daycamp where everybody was huge into play wrestling and we'd all pretend we were real life WCW and WWF guys. I remember three of my older brothers' friends were the nWo and amusingly enough like their real life counterparts, they dominated the play wrestling scene that summer. I was Shawn Michaels and my brother was Eddie Guerrero. Oh and there was this big fat fuck who was The Giant, he was the hugest (figuratively and literally) wrestling fan I had met up until that point. Had a huge tape collection. He won all of our battle royals. Damn him.

Well when I started watching, we were in the dregs of The New Generation and Hogan had just showed up in WCW and stunk everything up. It wasn't particularly cool or uncool, just not on the radar for the most of us. There was another kid in my grade who claimed that Ted DiBiase was his Uncle and that always fascinated me. Then when The Attitude era hit, it became really cool for a year or two. Virtually every guy in my classes from 3rd grade to 6th grade watched it (From around '97 to '01). I remember RAW coming to Portland for the first (and only) time the night after In Your House: DeGeneration X was a monumental event and almost every male in my third grade class except me went. I'm still pissed at my parents for not letting me go to that. On the other hand though, I was the only person in that same class that attended the first (and only) WCW show in Portland a few nights after Slamboree. The other guys revelled in my stories about that momentous Saturday Night taping. Another mildly wrestling related event that happened that year was me getting reprimanded by a lunch aide (People-mostly kids' parents who watched over us while the teachers took a break) for telling her to "suck it" (and not in a good way!). Around '01/'02, I gradually started hearing less and less about wrestling. By high school, the only ones who watched it were scrubs and the occasional jock (and me!). And even the scrubs weren't entirely loyal, I remember a classroom conversation during one of my remedial math classes where everybody seemed to come to a consensus that WWE started going downhill when Kane lost his mask. I remember Kane and/or Goldberg was the favorite wrestler for every scrub wrestling fan I met during my school days. Kind of odd but also sort of makes sense.

I'll do it by company... WWF: Survivor Series '90 (Almost entirely because it's a tape I rented a ton when I was a kid. I loved the concept of The Ultimate Survivors match and The Ultimate Warriors Vs The Perfect Team and The Dream Team Vs The Million Dollar Team matches) WrestleMania VIII (IMHO- this PPV really felt like the end of a generation of wrestling what with Hogan and Piper's last WWF matches for a while. A hell of a fun show even if it tails off a ton in the second half) WrestleMania X-7 ( Cliche answer but it's still for my money, the best show WWF/E has ever put on. Hardly a bad match on the card and the bad matches are at least very quick. Heck, I thought they also gave it the feel of an old school WrestleMania where they tried to fit every guy on the card. Anyways, great great show) WCW: Starrcade '95 (Unique and more importantly very good show. Lot of interesting stuff here; the WCW Vs New Japan tournament, the first triangle match in the Big Two IIRC, and no Hogan! I just always loved the feel of this one. Sort of foreshadowed the international flavor WCW's undercard would have for the next few years) SuperBrawl VIII (I might be alone on this one but I rented the hell out of this one too as a mark. This is IMHO the show that Starrcade '97 should have been. You've got the great undercard so typical of WCW PPVs of this era and the main events didn't suck as much as they usually did. Plus you've got the debut of Big Poppa Pump!) Spring Stampede '99: The last truly great WCW PPV. ECW Heatwave '98: Again, sort of a cliched answer but a lot of ECW PPVs felt cluttered and a bit too spontaneous for my liking but this one worked for me.

Oh good lord yes. Another famous series in wrestling history that was absolutely horrible. Now their '83 and '85 matches weren't sights for sore eyes but I saw an MSG match from their brief feud in '89 that ranks amongst the worst matches I've seen from a major promotion. I was going to post it here for you to revel in its awfulness but it looks like it's not on YouTube or DailyMotion. Of course, we also can't forget that match they had at The Spectrum (I think in '83) with the nine minute headlock.

I think you're nuts. Outside of their later WCW matches, I thought all of the Hogan/Savage matches were decent to good.

Oh come on, I haven't been that much of a post whore so far. Besides I'm about to go off for the night and watch Rocky IV. I think that'll leave me sufficiently pumped up and allow me to sleep.

You have a point there, Czech but I think "25 or 6 to 4" alone makes up for all the crap. Heck, I like their first two albums in general but yeah...after that, it gets pretty terrible.

Yeah it probably was a bad idea to buy energy drinks at The Dollar Tree. I'm going to get some more before the end of the week...

OK...I know there are some soft rockers out there and for too long, their tastes have been neglected by the Music Folder. Well that's not going to happen for any longer. This is a thread to salute those about to rock (lightly). Let's get things started with a lil Orleans. And now a song by the band with one of the finest horn sections in all of music, Chicago. Gerry Rafferty's "Right Down The Line", a true soft rocking classic.

Speaking of douchebags, there was a friend of a friend back in high school that would always brag about getting kicked out of the mall in what I believe was an attempt to sound badass. Really getting hassled by rent-a-cops is about as bad ass as jaywalking.

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Hey man, I drank a Xyience Xenergy drink. It's the official beverage of UFC! Wasn't nearly as bad as I thought though after listening to air drumming along to every Buddy Rich clip on YouTube and watching a few episodes of Freaks and Geeks, I was plum tired. Passed around 5 or so. Though I just drank the other one I bought. This stuff's actually pretty good. Zero calories, Sugar free, no high fructose corn syrup. Tastes a bit like Sprite and only a buck. I just drank another one now. PREPARE FOR SOME HARD BOARDING TONIGHT!

They're both fairly young, at least a year or two younger than me and I considered myself a whippersnapper around these parts. I just got the difference between the two about a month ago. The trick is Someone Great/Cyber Mark/Mr. Glasscock is British, At Home is friends with Milky and used to live in Hawaii. Hope that helped.

I'm a bit funnier in real life but there's not much real difference otherwise. I'm an unassuming friendly dork.

Did I eat it or rub it in my face? My back hurts. Ow!

Alright it's been well over twelve hours since DMann made his pick and there's no sign of ViciousFish so I'm guessing it's OK for me to make my next pick. One of, if not the best episodes about Krusty The Clown and it also features some great interaction between him and his doppelganger, Homer Simpson and a hilarious Fat Tony appearance... Season Six, Episode Fifteen- Homie The Clown Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club? Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel. Legs: The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister? Homer: Uh, actually, my _real_ name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi! Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime? [later] Homer: Benedict Arnold! Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? Homer: D'oh!

I just found out that energy drink I randomly grabbed off the shelf earlier at The Dollar Tree and shotgunned a few hours ago was meant for bodybuilders. I have another one in the fridge. Good lord, I'm going to be up for a while....

We could have a lot of female posters here that we don't know are female or are attempting to pass as male in order to prevent cyber ogling from the peanut gallery here. They could very well be among us, reading this thread as we speak!

DMann lives another day and I get at least one of my two choices, huzzah!

Oh man, there are two episodes that I just thought of that I really want. DMann and ViciousFish better not take 'em or I'll cut 'em!

Amusingly enough, my dad was telling me he was considering seeing Twilight. I think he just heard it was about vampires and automatically thought it would be kickass. Then I told him the deal about it and luckily he reconsidered and said he'll just rent it on DVD.

I'm here to announce that I've just drank three cans of Pepsi and an energy drink I got at Dollar Tree. Expect some hard boarding tonight to make up for the lackluster Ask King Kamala thread last weekend.

Here's a (potentially) highly contentious pick; Hogan/Andre. Now I understand the WrestleMania III match is iconic and deservedly so. But it's certainly not because of the workrate in that match. Have you actually watched that or any of the rematches lately? Just awful stuff. As a mark who got into wrestling back in the early '90s watching the VHS, I thought "Wow, those two big guys are going at it...wow, that kind of sucked." Again, I'm sure those who got into wrestling in the '80s are shaking their fist in anger at this statement but really, did any of those matches break *? And I'm a guy who doesn't mind the usual '80s Hogan Vs Fat Guy formula but Andre was just way too broken down at this point.