BUTT

And then the next night, Russo came out in the ring with Tank Abbott and told Goldberg he would have to fight Abbott, who "if this crap was real" would have defeated Goldberg when they wrestled each other two months earlier. The strange thing was that Goldberg and Abbott's brawling looked fairly stiff and realistic, showing that had they gone through with that match as the main event for Starrcade 2000 (as was planned at one point), it might not have been half-bad (but then there's a very good chance it might have been completely awful).

He left in October 2000. His last appearance was when he came out in a Popemobile to tell Goldberg he would have to repeat his winning streak in order to get another WCW title shot. He took a leave of absence and was supposed to be back after a few weeks, but he never returned.

I bet you don't know me.

Does MNM's publicist have a giant mole?

I've had No Mercy since Christmas 2000, and it has never fucked up on me.

WCW's Will Sasso!

LET'S GO TO MO FOR THE RESULTS... ...MO! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Her British accent was almost as good as Lord Al Hayes.

Since when do they introduce a guy in between two partners?

HBK is refusing to job! WWE is recreating the epic Goldberg/Nash/Steiner feud of 2000.

Oh my God it's a shoot!

He should have seen the Warrior in the mirror.

"MAKEUP!!" Oh man, this show just keeps getting better.

They've really gone overboard making Maria stupid. It's not funny anymore.

Snitsky and Chris Masters? My dream team!

What the fuck.

Don't forget the Macho Midget.

When I first saw that, I thought it was Mo.

11. It's just wrestling!

Slobberknocker Central is gone, but if you go to rspw.org, you can get most of the Monday night recaps from there.

I'll ask my scenester friend about this. I have often pondered that question.

Well, here are Wade Keller's ratings: MNM-Heidenreich/Animal: 3/4* Christian-Booker: **1/2 Jordan-Benoit: 1/2* Undertaker-Hassan: 3/4* bWo-Mexicools: * Rey-Eddie: *** Melina-Torrie: n/a Batista-JBL: *1/2

Yes and yes.

Kotz, you've inspired me. Perhaps it should be something with "DeLorean" in it.

The dumber the better. Come on now.

This is why the WWE is retarded. They could do Undertaker vs. Batista, have Taker put Batista over and make him a huge star... OR they can do what they're going to do 2 matches I absolutely do NOT want to see at Summerslam: Orton vs. Undertaker 2 and Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista. Fools. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Batista/Undertaker is a much bigger draw than Batista/Hassan. You want to save a match like Batista/Taker for a PPV like No Mercy or Armaggeddon where it doesn't have stuff like Cena/Jericho or Hogan/Michaels to help sell it.