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Guys, Vince isn't going to let the only guy who ever beat him in the wrestling business win his world title.

Good work. The music business is about making money. Sorry if you people don't like it.

They can still do Michaels/Angle.

Of which there were none?

I think he does. You see, JR said Steamboat's strengths were quickness, finesse, and flying. JR doesn't give a shit about any of those things. Meanwhile, Valentine was more physical and ground-based, thus making him a better WWE-style wrestler. That Steamboat never did learn how to work.

Why is everyone surprised about 15 PPV's per year? That's what we get this year. 1. New Year's Revolution 2. Royal Rumble 3. No Way Out 4. Wrestlemania 5. Backlash 6. Judgment Day 7. ECW One Night Stand 8. Vengeance 9. Great American Bash 10. Summerslam 11. Unforgiven 12. No Mercy 13. Taboo Tuesday 14. Survivor Series 15. Armageddon

A Dave Chappelle gimmick? What, a black guy who tells jokes? That creative team is really earning their pay.

Except that Carnival guy.

Oh, come on. Who would ever buy a Jeff Jarrett DVD?

Hogan put over Lesnar. I don't think he really intended to, but he did.

"Pictures of Success" is a good song.

He gave it a DUD. Well now I can sleep at night!

Scott Keith? OK, I'll see what he gave it.

That was Flair's second world title. He won his first in 1981.

Milky, I think you need to post some sexy pictures of yourself so he can make sure.

Yes.

I'm not really feeling that one either.

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Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Guys, it isn't that bad.

They were psychological scars! Kane just imagined them!

We can have lots of fun! STEP TWO! There's so much we can do! STEP THREE! It's just you and me! STEP FOUR! I can give you more! STEP FIVE! Don't you know that the time has arrived? Huh!

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