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BTW, the original game is GH now and available for 20 bucks new.

The Akira anime licks balls, but it was a huge ass manga that got shoved into a relatively short movie. You should look into the Berserk anime.

Since it has to do with Randy Orton, people have to keep themselves entertained.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=3049 Swish! This is true. Plus, they have bitchin' pasta. I can go load up a plate with whatever pasta I want, and add either marinara, alfredo sauce, or even better--a mix of the two. Leena is a glorified troll who claims to have tits.

Just....Japanese artists tend to not like leaving in pencil lines, from what I've seen. But I could well be wrong, since someone said they found them on a Japanese site. BL: Bigger than me, apparently. MMoM: I had thought so originally, but now I don't think so. I had gotten mixed up because there was something similar to it on a Japanese site; I believe ChrisM was looking for Molly pics, and found a Generico anime-ish fan art of Molly... It was on a Japanese fan page, and on that same page there was...bishonen Taker and Kane. Bishonen = long haired sissy boy; looks like a girl and has little/no muscle mass. So, think of Taker and Kane in the above style, but without the wider hips and sans breasts, and there you go. I don't have the link though--they looked utterly hilarious, though. Back on topic (somewhat), I found this article somewhat amusing--it's old, though: http://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/lund/20031211.shtml

Not titillating, but hilarious:

First one is pretty cheap these days. I played through a pretty good portion of it, so if you have questions about it, feel free to ask. Crypto, the main character of the first game, is from a long line of Furon clones...his brother was sent to earth on a DNA-retrieving mission. The Furons lost the ability to sexually reproduce, so they have to use cloning. The gene pool has gotten pretty thin as a result. Long in the past, their race bred with humans so humans have samples of the alien DNA. You get it from their brains, and often that involves things such as shooting a probe up humans' asses and making their heads explode. My fave part was controlling the UFO and lighting up a countryside with the death ray. However, as you started getting into the more dangerous urban areas, before you knew it, if you drew the slightest bit of attention you'd have army guys all over you. You had a host of telekinetic abilities, such as levitating objects, disguising yourself with a holo-image, and controlling humans' minds. There's a drive in theater which shows a scene from Plan 9 from Outer Space, too. Grant Albrecht, as Crypto, does a neat Jack Nicholson impression for his voice.

TEH GAY is passed down through a gene? ...wait...something isn't adding up here...

It's being developed by High Voltage Software.... They're to blame for the recent Leisure Suit Larry game, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Hunter: The Reckoning, and Duel Masters. In other words, licensed crap.

The newer FF character designs have mostly been extremely terrible. Why does the FFXII chick seem compelled to touch her nose? Is she taking a sobriety test? And is that supposed to be a skirt around her hips? Did anyone play the demo? When I rented DQVIII they didn't include the demo (was on a separate disc). God, DQVIII is dull. It's funny that the commercial was pushing that game on the basis that "well, Japan likes it." http://simplyff.free.fr/FF12/artworks/artworks.php3 Does this game take place in some alternate reality where your essential organs are stored in your legs? They seem to be all about armoring those legs, but the torso? Apparently it's not so important.

Hair's a little off too, but it could easily pass as anime Orton with a little work, as you said. Also....just looking at it, I think that's not Japanese, it looks more like something American, but I can't quite put my finger on it The site it was from was in Japanese, so I assume a Japanese person produced it. Apparently Chris still has the link to that site, too.

The stupidity of most Randy Orton fans know no borders. Poser Randy

Manga chick Randy

I loved Team America, but yeah--this episode sucked, and I knew it would suck when I heard about the preview. Matt...Trey...none of your audience watches Oprah. I can't imagine it would be very funny if we did. And Towlie has never been funny.

With the screenwriting talents of Paul W.S. "Michael Bay is my idol" Anderson, the acting talents of Milla "Ultraviolet" Jovavich, and the directing talent of the man who brought you Highlander 2: The Quickening, you know this is a can't-miss prospect. I hear in this one Milla rips off Goku's head and shoves it up his ***.

The link on the Prime article that goes to the Fahrenheit article is bad, so here's the right one: http://sardius.team-coti.com/reviews/segac...nheit/index.htm dailyxplanet seems to have liked the Prime article.

Licensed superhero game + early 90s + CD format + sub-"Zelda on CDi" level animated cutscenes + Spencer Neilson-produced BUTT-rock = http://sardius.team-coti.com/reviews/segacd/spiderman.htm

They're completely different games. And the "original" was Ghosts n' Goblins, sequel was Ghouls n' Ghosts, and Super was an SNES exclusive 3rd entry in the series. http://gngseries.retrogames.com/ <-- gives you a look at the series' different levels. It's arguable whether or not to count the Maximo games, but the PSP version is supposed to be a totally original entry, but returns to the series' roots with the gameplay.

Source: 1up.com Looks very interesting. The original game has a lot going for it: (the lampooning of sci-fi cliches, the hilarious voice acting, the imagination put into the weapons and scenarios. The biggest downfall was that like a lot of sandbox-style games, far too quickly you were just doing variations on the same old tasks. It wasn't as bad as some games (I'm looking at you, Spider-Man 2), but this gives the developers opportunity to expand on those minor gripes. Although hopefully they can mine the comedy potential out of the 60s as well as they did the 50's.

"Why is the US damn near the only country on the planet that doesn't really mandate learning other languages in primary school? Most Europeans can get by in a few different tongues." They're likely to actually use it. We aren't. I was required to have two semesters of a foreign language in high school, and I took another in college (French than Spanish). Most other high schools I know of require it as well. However, it's sole usefulness was familarizing me with more latin roots, which helped me with some trivia games. That's it. I only knew of two fluent Spanish-speaking students in my school, and they happened to speak perfect english anyway. Of course, PA is a different animal than Texas/California/etc. However, most of the country speaks some form of English, and anything they pick up of a foreign language is typically forgotten from lack of use in a hurry.

He's usually been considered Superboy until partway through college, when he then embraces the Superman name.

Doesn't the Superboy legal muck kind of put that whole concept into major doubt (see comic book folder)? Sure, DCAU Clark Kent was never Superboy and had just become Superman when he moved to Metropolis, but that very fact and the villain embargo somewhat limits what they can do with it. The Legion one is more intriguing from a creative standpoint--although they have done a futuristic-style world already with Beyond. They'd tried to make all the DCAU stuff fit together (Murakami junk aside), and this would just ruin it.

Mission Impossible 3's tagline should be "Who is more flaming, our hero or our villian?"

It's time for Everybody Hates Cena.

Trish is kinky.