The Amazing Rando

I have been refering to it as "The Midget Siren".

I'm Pro Home Movies. I own season 1. great stuff.

I got sucked into watching it thanks to my g/f. Doesn't bother me like I thought it would.

Lincoln'll get this thing, I venture. Or Ben Franklin.

THIS WEEK ON DEON~! *police sirens* Cop: You know why we pulled you over? Deon: No sir. Cop: You were driving very erratically back there. You been hitting the antiseptics, son? Deon: No sir! Honest! Cop: You are gonna have to take this breath test.... DING! Cop: ...just what I thought. Minty Fresh! Step out of the car, please. Deon: Okay. *THWACK* Cop: Did you see that, Johnson! That minty maniac tried to breathe on me! I had to use necessary force! Johnson: Meh. Just sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here.

Ye Gods. this is gonna suck.

In fairness, they were company employees during WWE's version of the nWo angle. Now, had WWF.com been on the back of the wCw shirts, that would just be silly. shit...i saw an UNDERTAKER shirt with a WCW tag on it in Myrtle Beach.

You are going to have to change your name to "Lightning Kick To The Groin" ...cause just a flik is too nice.

The Triangle of Torture... for fans. Blech, why not just send Viscera over too and make the Worst 4 Horsemen possible. WE ARE THE NEW FOUR HORSEMEN! (Jindrak) BLANDNESS! (Grenier) FAGGOTRY! (Viscera) FATTITUDE! (Kenzo) AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Flik... the big question I have right now is... Did you beat up a change machine recently? I can soooo see you doing that right now. TOKENS! TOKENS NOW!! *RAAAAR*

WWF @ Nashua, NH - November 7, 1982 Pete Doherty defeated Victor Rivera Charlie Fulton defeated Curt Hennig Jules Strongbow defeated Mr. Saito Ray Stevens defeated Chief Jay Strongbow Ivan Putski defeated Superstar Billy Graham via disqualification God that show looks awful. But heeeey...Hennig was on the show.

...That's what she said.

Sorry for not being around much lately...been a busy guy. I don't have anything, but I thought I would at least explain myself.

I dug The Mole and Murder In Small Town X. Everything else can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

sounds like they ripped it from DQ's "Hot Eats, Cool Treats"

JR actually said "Benoit and Jericho have decided next week to face off against each other, and give the fans of Toronto a special treat" or something to that affect. But he's selling it as friendly competition. Remember how Road Dogg vs. Xpac started that way. Yeesh. Also, it'll be fun to see two guys go about 12 minutes and yet still manage to somehow carry 120 minutes to "decent". Throw in Snitsky on commentary and this shit is *****.

I love that damn song.

Lagoona! - The Journey Lagoona! - The Promised Land Oy...i have tons of burned techno but no idea about track names. The Rave Method Cynic Project Trance Factory Hardfloor 303infinity and alot of people would probably suggest DJ Encore

yeah. pardon the Dusty Finish, folks. I kept changing my mind about the ending sequence, and then didn't have time to go back and edit through that.

drunken and abusive airline passengers?! They interviewed Dustin Rhodes?

*delightfully squeels*

"GOODNIGHT CLEVELAND!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!" *Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) plays over the PA*

So why does the doll have a taped up quad? Was it battling the Jaks Kevin Nash to see who could fall down the fastest?

Jack Doan is like "FUCK! PUT THAT SHIT AWAY! IT TOUCHED CHYNA!"

surrounded by a bunch of guys. You're used to that, right? Anyways, let's celebrate the fact that he has to lose the thing about 6 more times and hopefully at least 6 great people will get the spotlight for about 4 weeks a clip! Hoo-Ray. Woo. *spins noisemaker* Yippee.