The Amazing Rando

because if we go more than 15 minutes without hearing his name or his voice...the world will implode on itself... ...and because she's STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! </JR>

we could fuse Randy Orton, Test, Mark Henry, OLM, and Shane McMahon together into one body... this wouldn't get anyone over...but it would drive AS insane

It's the best catchphrase ever.

--my new WWE advertisement-- *scene fades up and a little kid is standing on a bridge overlooking a raging river* Kid: W.W.E. - When You Just Don't Want To Live Anymore... *kid jumps off bridge* Kid: Wweeeeeeeeeee.... *Cut to: Old man on bridge* Old Man: W.W.E. - When You Just Don't Want To Live Anymore... *Old man jumps* Old Man: Wweeeeeeeee *Cut to: Girly Cheerleader* Cheerleader: W.W.E. - When You Just Don't Want To Live Anymore... *Girl jumps* Cheerleader: Wweeeeeee.... *REPEAT AT WILL*

Comp Sci is a BITCH... grrr... hate that shit.... books thicker than some walls in my house....

i don't know why you are so proud of me man..... unless it's because i only turned 21 a month ago...

I love the post about "The Yellow Wallpaper"...very nice. Yeah...I would definitely go out with a bang... I mean...I am not the greatest poster to ever grace these hallowed boards...but I have been a part of some of the worst things in this threads history...including posting in (and being a major part in one of) both of the Worst Threads of 2002... but honestly...I hope to stay until the board dies...and i think that if Dames has to shut it down... i'd go all BPP and save the board if i had the money to spend.

Graduating from college in a little over a week... *holds parade* Bachelor of Science in Mass Communication with a focus in Audio Production...and a Minor in Writing So basically... I'm majoring in Starvation & Poverty and minoring in Pre-Unemployment So.....would you like fries with that?

Triumph at the Star Wars Premeire is still one of the funniest things I've EVER seen on Television... ...it's so so good.

Todd Bless Us...Everyone! Give Or Let Die

that's alot of research for a silly joke.

It was The New Me... because Royal Blue is a PRINCELY color... or i'm full of shit and it was really someone else posting...IN ANGER~!

KOTR 95 was just BAD. Savio Vega main-eventing is not a good thing.

nice try... really....

give him back a heelish RNN type segment that just pops up out of nowhere...even in the middle of matches so that he can update everyone about his status... kinda like what OJ Hart was trying to do... And then he can act like he's some huge UBER-FACE...waving to the crowd, asking them to clap for him, etc... meh...I can't think of anything else...

Uhmmm...UPDATED... I just noticed that I had St. Peter using a knife early on and now I don't...so I will go back in and add the knife later... still to be continued.

Raynor beat me to the PPG joke...oh well... very, very nice card. I can't wait to see it.

it was great and all...but it just kinda... ended.

^you forgot to follow that up with "Oh, it's TRUE!"

that's a WHOLE different kind of backstage pull

<-- Most Amazing.

i did a report on that during the Spring of last year for a Mass Communication Theory class...about the way non-fans precieve wrestling when portrayed this way or in any other case where it is 'bashed' ... I talked about problems with other 'sports' and the entertainment industry that people just look past... My 15 minute presentation lasted nearly an hour because people kept fighting with me about my views even though I explicitly stated at the top that I was a fan of pro wrestling... Heck...I mean... I think most here can agree the kid is somewhat guilty...accident or not... "Don't Try This At Home" i hate fighting with non-fans...especially since i know in 95% of the cases I can win and that just makes it tedious.

I'm still preparing...probably for the $65 buck tickets... unless graduation money REALLY picks up...then it'll be $90... w00t.... Rando heads to Philly

I'm a hybrid Weenie, Evil Clown, and Sycophant... call me Evil SycoWeenie

Hoff... that name was basically a joke... I just remembered it had "Learned" in the title and tried to see if ANYTHING would make it work... ...i was wrong.