Spaceman Spiff

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life.

Ripping off Samoa Joe!

Last week he lost when the ref didn't see his foot under the ropes, not because of pulled tights.

Vince loves Jimmy Yang. Seriously.

LADDER MONKEY FLIP~!

This is why we have the Star Wars geek thread.

Rick_JamesB1tch

Man, Hulk is even fucking up the promo.

Agreed. There's a reason stations put logos/scoreboards/etc. in the corners - it's out of the way of the action and not distracting. This MNF scoreboard is literally on top of the action. It lays over the players between plays, it's on top of the action during plays, it's just too distracting. Fans have been trained to look in the corner of the screen, too, which makes it even more out of place on the bottom center.

"I'll feel better after I have some Pop Rocks and Cooooooke." Hey, Mark Hamill did voice work.

The "YEAH!" at the end of Foley's promos is great. I can take or leave the rest of his promos, though.

Did I see a "Live TV = No Khali" sign in the crowd during that match?

-1 Reading game -1 (or maybe 2) Phillies game in Philly -2 Phillies/Cards games in StL -1 Royals/Twins game in KC -1 Yanks/White Sox game in Chicago (where Konerko HR'd off Rivera to tie in the 9th)

The 1st time he used the STFU, it looked like a killer move. He had his arm wrapped around the dude's neck. After that point is when he switched to the looser version of the move.

London/Kendrick were getting over pretty well during their feud w/ MNM. Since then, it's been a crapshoot week to week as to whether they'll even be on Smackdown (with "not being on the show" the prevailing theme), which has hurt their heat.

Why would you want that? Rey is a natural face, while Chavo is so much better as a heel. Chavo has never really been over as a face in the WWE, except when paired w/ Eddie. Any face heat Chavo would get would be because of his relation w/ Eddie, which we can all agree has got to stop (playing up Eddie for storylines).

Hey, Pat Gillick was on our flight from Philly to Chicago for our baseball trip (don't know why he was flying to Chicago, since the team was in StL). Dude was across the aisle, 1 row up from us. Got bumped up to 1st class after a bit, though.

Remember-the-guy-who-had-the-broken-spacebar?

Next time she's in North Dakota, go for it.

Vacation starts tomorrow! I'll be in the midwest, though, which is sadly Maura-less.

Maybe not living under a rock, but maybe hit over the head by one? Because you posted in this thread.

That is pretty horrible. Even moreso now with all the suspensions/whatnot. *Especially* now. Who cares that they don't have any feuds lines up, just have them go over local indy guys every week to keep them in the fans' eyes and to get their moves over. When Kid Kash gets back, have the Pitbulls jump L/K post-match to restart their feud. Or maybe put the Pitbulls under masks/suits as the last "indy" team, who get the win (non-title match). Also, why isn't Helms on TV? These are the guys you'd figure would benefit from the thinner roster.