Spaceman Spiff

Um, the dude is 6'3", 260 lbs. He's FU'd the Big Show. You make it sound like he's built like Brian Kendrick. Are buyrates, house show attendance, ratings down appreciably with Cena as champ? No. He's pushing merchandise, he's garnering the biggest reactions of anyone on the roster, so what if he's getting boo's as a face? It's not really affecting business. Until it starts making a noticeable dent in business, I see no need to job the guy out & bury him in the midcard and/or take the belt off him. Vince et al need to figure out a way to use this to their advantage without messing up the dynamic at work.

They're not big on corporate sponsorship. The 1st time they did Letterman, they got to have the show run commercial-less. Back in the 90's, they went up against Ticketmaster. I can't imagine they'd be happy having their performance being "sponsored" by a big beer company.

I liked Johnny Sac telling Allegra to eat. I don't think that girl is one to miss a meal. Even better was Ginny Sac saying she was only 8 pounds from her target weight.

Forget Lohan, Pearl Jam is musical guest next week. I wonder if they'll keep the "tonight's musical act is sponsored by Budweiser" tag after their songs.

Joe West's incompetence goes back more than 3 years. That guy is brutal. I always cringe when he umps a Phillies game.

Anybody else catch the picture of the island hanging in Hurley's doc's office? Nice little "blink & you'll miss it" type of things.

It had 23 people on it, but could only hold 8. Two numbers of the magic sequence.

Aw, man, I liked the nerds. I was hoping for a non-elim round. Between TAR & Lost, we had 3 Star Wars references tonight.

Caramel. Mmm-mmm! Or perhaps some kind of nougat.

That should be Randy's new gimmick. Every week, something bad happens to him, and right before the payoff, he has to make that face. Michael Cole: "Uh-oh, Randy, Giant Singh is about to cripple you in this match." Randy: "Hey, wait, wha... Oh noooooooo!"

JBL/Benoit may or may not be the aftershow dark match.

Boondocks had a pretty good spoof on him, too.

I highly doubt HHH would be as over as a face without Cena around to leech heat off of.

Tom Nook didn't sell Turnips. That traveling woman (I forget her name) did.

I think Nidia was next to Shelton, too.

San Diego & LA both had more rain than Philly for the month of March.

Was that Nidia sitting next to Shelton?

Conway is on Heat virtually every week. I believe Conway & Danny Basham help out w/ training in OVW, so that may keep them off the chopping block.

That's because Bobby Bowden is 1 of the most overrated coaches in college football.

The Incredibly Shrinking Kurt! Dude looks pretty weird now.

"Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Humpty. Pronounced with a Umpty." Y'know, Mark Henry would make a good "preacher" gimmick.

"shillelagh"

Randy sporting the Wolfpack rKo shirt.

131. Row. (Dames & CWM messed it up).