Spaceman Spiff

I agree. Let's abort Notre Dame.

I'd be kicked out of the club if I didn't say NewsRadio.

And HOLY SHIT that hurricanrana was sweet!

This is weird. Don't the wrestlers normally "work left"? MNM have been targeting Rey's right knee, though.

Hey, Rey & Batista color coordinated their outfits tonight.

Conway/Viscera on Heat.

Getting off the 'roids will do that to you. And Sylvan can't get pinned? It's just Sylvan, no need to protect him.

OVW Shoulder Thrusts!

The music during that Batista/Melina recap was gold.

Man, I'm really loving Booker since his heel turn. He's been awesome. This segment w/ Orton? Awesome.

What's up w/ Heat Miser Orlando Jordan?

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=76330

We can work this out, Paragon. You and me. Whattayou say?

Any particular reason they brought him back? 'Cause I can't come up w/ one. Even if it's one of those "legends" deals, they don't need to put him in the ring.

Miami - 24 Denver at San Diego (10.5) (8.5) N.Y. Giants at Oakland Arizona at Indianapolis (6.5) (3.5) Baltimore at Cleveland Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (0.5) (3.5) Carolina at Atlanta Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) Cincinnati at Kansas City (0.5) Detroit at Pittsburgh (14.5) Miami at New England (0.5) New Orleans at Tampa Bay (13.5) (2.5) Houston at San Francisco Tennessee at Jacksonville (3.5) Seattle at Green Bay (3.5) Washington at Philadelphia (0.5) St. Louis at Dallas (12.5)

F'sho.

But it wasn't Benoit. Benoit must be better at handling these situations!

Random drawing would explain Angle/Daivari, but not how a woman or a complete tag team would be thrown in the mix. But, whatever.

Orton has to understand that wrestling fans are, by and large, knuckleheads. He's just got to tune out whatever is said to him, and remember that he's making (I suppose) big bucks, while Average Joe WWEan is making hourly wage. That goes for any wrestler. Come up w/ a good put-down or 2, then walk away. Calling the dude a cunt, and challenging him to legit fight you is inexcusable. It doesn't matter if it's a WWE event or not (and since it was before the tapings, you could make a case that it was), if you are a big star in the company, you represent the WWE every time you are out in public, and as such you are expected to take the high road when situations like this come up. If I started badmouthing customers of my company to their face in my free time, and it got back to my boss, I'd expect to be punished or fired. "Dude, I wasn't on the job" wouldn't fly as an excuse. And get out of here with the "he was kayfabing it up" argument. Not that I like the guy, but could you see HHH acting like that? He'd call the dude a few harmless names, jokingly tell him to step up, then move on. That'd be "kayfabing it", not what Orton was doing.

Was it ever discussed here how these matches were made, kayfabe-wise? No GM, but somehow we got Angle vs. Daivari, Kane vs. Heart Throbs, and Carlito vs. Victoria. Those pairings don't make any sense.

Velocity: Simon Dean vs. Brian Kendrick Paul Birchall vs. Local Guy Paul London vs. Jamie Noble (!!!) Nunzio/Vito vs. LOD Smackdown: Matt Hardy vs. JBL Mexicools vs. The Dicks Chris Benoit vs. Opponent To Be Chosen By Booker T Sylvan vs. Lashley Rey/Batista vs. MNM

You might be if she comes down to the Walgreens w/ a witness or 2 & speaks to your manager. Maybe not fired (although it would be justified, IMO), but at least the manager would ream out your ass.

Palumbo, baby! Now, go grab Stamboli, turf Vito, and reform the Nuzio/Chuck/Johnny FBI. But why bring back Aaron Aguilera (Jesus)? Dude was terrible. Suicide is painless...and hilarious! Why does nothing there shock me?

They can do better than Mark Henry, though.