Spaceman Spiff

First, he makes veiled threats at judges in the wake of the Terri Schiavo situation, then comes this story Yeah, that's it: Democrats don't want to approve Bush's nominations because they're against "people of faith".

Apropos of nothing, I got myself a nice Chuck Palumbo CAW. WCW version, Billy & Chuck version, and FBI version.

R2 can't be the only blue astromech droid running around. He probably has the most personality, but that's hard to say since we haven't seen too many others.

Hey, if Joe Rogan sent you, the least you could have done is spell his name correctly.

What are you talking about?.. Probably the color going black & white during the replay of London/Kidman from last week due to the blood.

Kidman takes some *great* looking DDT's.

I think it was his number when he played high school (?) football.

Dazed = nikjohns

Dames.

The stunner is Santorum criticizing him. When Santorum says you're going too far right, you may want to stop & check yourself.

R2 could have been ordered/programmed to not mention it to him.

You're kidding, right?

Depends on if they opt to take it. IIRC, released wrestlers can choose whether or not to accept the 90-day deal. If they accept, they'll get paid for the 90 days, but can't wrestle anywhere else. If they decline, they don't get paid by the WWE, but can pick up bookings right away (which is what Raven did when he was released). If I'm wrong, feel free to correct me.

Don't mock my boy.

His hands are on the wrong side. Either that, or his head is backwards. My pic >>> your pic.

Aww, I didn't know you cared At her best (read: pre boob-job), Steph was merely cute.

::Tina reads story about sphincter bleaching:: Tina/Amy: "Happy birthday Rachel Dratch!!!" ::Rachel does a sad face:: That cracked me up, as well as the Jimmy/Tina/kid WU-ending skit.

He blew 2 leads against Washington. Hopefully it won't be indicative of his entire season, but we'll see. I like Larry Anderson, too. I get a Richie Ashburn-like vibe from him.

Phillies beating up on the Cards 10-1. Gavin Floyd went 7, allowing only 3 hits and 1 run. Pat Burrell w/ 5 RBI's, including a 3-run HR. Currently in the bottom of the 8th. Don't think Worrell can blow this game.

That joke doesn't work when there are only two titties dumbass. The number of tits is irrelevant to the joke, therefore the joke works. It's not a "tits:thumbs down" relationship (cf. the Simpsons "worst rating ever: 7 thumbs up" joke). You need to STFU because you've obviously never seen the Chappelle's Show where the joke was used. He did fuck the joke up. I've seen Chappelle's Show, but I guess not that skit.

I refuse to acknowledge that.

That joke doesn't work when there are only two titties dumbass. The number of tits is irrelevant to the joke, therefore the joke works. It's not a "tits:thumbs down" relationship (cf. the Simpsons "worst rating ever: 7 thumbs up" joke).

Hey, is it too late to bring in Leyland?

Just type in "area 51".