Spaceman Spiff

Now replace every occurrence of the word "mom" with "dad".

Super glue in her panties. But only if she's sporting winter bush.

Star Wars: Episode 1

I haven't seen an occurrence of this since the mid 1980's (or so).

Big Show was damaged goods, too, and he turned out pretty well on SD. SD needs heels, and Booker needs a fresh start. Because they're probably saving it for a PPV. No need to give it away for free.

Actually, it looks like he got BANNED~! yesterday. Anyway, Orton's has been getting some heat. It'll be interesting to see how he fares post-Foley, which is the real test. However, Dupree seemed to draw more heat this past Monday than Orton did on any Raw I can remember.

What are they going to be doing at a Comcast office?

Not enough buy-out guys for Orlando to beat.

Trading Chuck to Raw is utterly pointless. I'm guessing they turn the Dudz heel, but breaking up an established heel team (FBI) for no apparent reason doesn't make sense, esp. if they intend on focusing on the tag scene (which, by putting the Dudz there, I'm assuming they are doing).

21.428571428571427% Except for the Star Wars questions, I did a lot of guessing.

What is this, 5th grade? Stop w/ all the "gay" stuff, you're only making yourself look bad/immature.

You seem to defend RVD a lot...

Brock Lesnar Jamie Noble CHUCK PALUMBO~! Eddy Guerrero Chavo Guerrero Jr. Chris Jericho Rey Misterio Chris Benoit Big Show Shelton Benjamin

Palumbo was carrying around the LEX FLEXER~!, using it as his international object of choice.

HHH and Taker on the same show (barring any upcoming trades)? Looks like SD lockerroom morale just got jobbed out. And I assume (barring any trades) that HHH will take over Lesnar's spot on SD. Does that mean that Taker & HHH will feud now ::snicker:: ?

I can't imagine Paul London being extreme though. That's OK, I can't imagine the new ECW being extreme, either. Sabu? No fucking way.

Allow me to repeat (re: goaltenders): Not. A. Chance.

"WOOOOO! My androids of HHH and Randy Orton are a success! No one will be the wiser! No, to just turn them on..." Meh.

Maybe HHH will get her pregnant, assuring us of 9 more months of Steph-less television.

I thought it was always a gesture of good will, as if to say "please don't jump to the competition." Sullivan was probably forced into it by higher-ups. Problem was (from WCW's standpoint) that Benoit saw through the bullshit and knew that, sooner or later, Sullivan was going to screw him over.

Not a chance. Burke is purely a back up, and the only way we see him play is if Esche completely flames out (i.e. Flyers lose 2 games back-to-back by being blown out). If Burke is bewteen the pipes, then the Flyers are done.

In a way, I'll miss the Vet. The only home baseball stadium I"ve known, and I've seen countless games there. Can't wait to see a game at the new place, though.

Yeah, there's really too much of that wrestling stuff happening on SD. We need Austin driving his ATV all over the show and beating up guys to balance it out. Although, if that means no Steph, I may have to rethink my position. Hmmm.....

There was a 2nd version of that commercial, starring Pete Stoyanovich (Dolphins kicker) and another kicker. Same premise, but kicking FG's instead.

Like Eddie and Chavo? They were just as boring during that feud. That wasn't even a real feud for the Bashams. The focus of that was creating tension between Eddy & Chavo to lead to the split. The Bashams took a backseat to that story.