Spaceman Spiff

Hey! See, it's, um...uh...but..........I got nothing.

Bogus call. Motherfuckers need to learn how to tackle.

Pass interference on an OG? Well, that's a new one...

Or, let him turn heel, using the Sugar Shane gimmick, possibly w/ a move back to SD. Of course, that won't happen because of the Gewirtz and merchandise factors, but that would be a better plan than releasing him.

No challengers? That's all well & good when there's face challengers to chase after the belt, but he's already blown through them all. Booker - beaten and shoved back into the mid-card. Goldberg - beaten. Feud them again so soon? Not likely. RVD - Ha! Face-turned Jericho - Ha! Kane - they seem intent on keeping him heel. HBK - been there, done that. Foley - ::groan::

Runaways and dead hookers.

Do you guys smoke? How about "Lips on Fags"? Or is that too juvenile?

Provided your name isn't "Flyboy".

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Worst. Decision. Ever.

Considering who is involved, is that really a surprise?

Jenna Jameson - a girl you'd want to bring home to mother.

Hopefully, since I'm planning on attending Rumble, they do Benoit/Lesnar then. Of course, that means they'll push it back to WM.

He's not (just in case you weren't 100% certain).

Jordan = WCW Buy-out Killer Dude hasn't beaten a "homegrown" WWE guy yet.

So, is this the "high concept" gimmick AoO said he had for Kotz?

I can. Doesn't he have a six year old? I think he has 2 daughters, and at least one of them is a teenager (~13?)

The dude Duane Johnson stole his name from

From ESPN.com

This scenario smacks of the "York Foundation", and that didn't exactly set the world on fire. Sure it's a gimmick that would suit a Heat featured player, but something like that will never garner Main Event heat. Of course, there's always the chance I wasn't being 100% serious

I loved that angle w/ Raven and Kanyon, with Chastity as Raven's sister. Sadly, not many other people (including Raven, himself) did. Anyway, for Orton: He's a wrestling astronomer. He hangs out backstage, spying on (or scouting) his opponents by means of a telescope. He's got "(super) star charts" on his opponents, which he brings to ringside to consult during matches to gain an advantage. His finisher is renamed "The Ort Cloud". Alexis Laree will be his valet, but she's now called Cassiopeia. His catchphrase is "I'm out of this world!"

Canada has an army? REALLY? Canadian MOOSE: Mobile Offensive Strike Elite

I plan on being buried w/ my computer, on the off chance that I didn't really die, but had been buried anyway. I'll be a macabre OJ Hart.

Eddie was born in Juarez, Mexico

Green Bay - 34 Atlanta at Indianapolis Buffalo at Tennessee Detroit at Kansas City Houston at Tampa Bay Jacksonville at New England Minnesota at Chicago Pittsburgh at N.Y. Jets Seattle at St. Louis San Francisco at Cincinnati Baltimore at Oakland LOCK Cleveland at Denver Carolina at Arizona Dallas at Washington Green Bay at San Diego N.Y. Giants at New Orleans Philadelphia at MIAMI~!

Pshaw. Anything to get the FBI on TV is good by me. And wasn't Rey a Cruiser Tag champ instead of the regular Tag Champ?