Spaceman Spiff

So that's why Angle does comedy-based feuds in the mid-card?

Xenophobia = fear of foreigners

No. 1) The majority of the fanbase has never seen a Sting match, so why would they care about Sting? 2) If he works like he did towards the end of WCW, I want no part of that (get beat on a bit, then no sell everything to run through his trademark moves). 3) The last thing the WWE needs is to bring in another old guy to shove into the top of the card. Build new stars, don't keep dredging up stars from the past. 4) Allegedly, there's rumors that WWE talent is worried about cuts after the new year (1wrestling, so take it for what it's worth). But if true, I don't want to see talented guys who never got a shot get released to bring in Sting, who won't come cheap, and who won't be the draw that people are saying. 5) He'll probably draw some ratings out of curiosity initially, but that's it. He won't bring back the lost WCW viewers, and he won't bring in a lot of new viewers. 6) How long before he tries to bring in Lex?

Silly me.

Hush, you. Indy, Indy, Indy Keep those slim Dolphins playoff hopes alive.

What is this award for? Best Brawler?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Now, I gotta hope Indy knocks of Denver...

Yes! A (rare) win!

OK, here's something I didn't get. Not sure how necessary spoiler tags are, but here goes... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): The whole buildup is that Frodo is the only one who can bring the ring to Mordor to be destroyed. He's the chosen one, and we see the effects the ring has on him during the journey. He sees what it did to Gollum, he sees how it made him turn against Sam, he understands how evil it is. But when it comes time to throw it into the lava, he decides to keep it! He doesn't even willfully throw it in. He & Gollum fight over who gets to keep it, and only as part of the struggle does Gollum fall into the lava w/ the ring. It goes against the whole "good triumphing over evil" storyline, how despite the power and lure of the ring, Frodo overcomes these great odds to do the right thing. Frodo "turned heel" and only destroyed the ring by chance, and suddenly he's a huge hero. Am I missing something?

I think this is going to cause a bit of a stir around here...

Well, there was Kidman putting Rey on his shoulders and parading him around the ring after Rey's victories. Seemed to me they were setting up tension between the 2, leading to a split & heel Kidman. Anyway, Nunzio as Knoble's cousin, as well as the FBI's "hit list".

It'd be such a waste putting anybody "small" on Raw (i.e Spanky, London, Knoble) because they'd only be used as jobbers (see Helms).

My cheap ass will be up in Sec. 213. ::squints:: Is that Shannon Moore, or Big Show?

Then you are watching the wrong thing. It isn't about the wrestling or the mic skills. It's about both. This isn't the fucking Olymics for gods sake. And The Cat is horrible at both.

They probably put subliminal messages on the tracks or something like that.. Play it backwards, and it says "Viscera is dead" over & over.

That's not too bad, provided the TB's for each team aren't the same.

Since I'll be in attendance, this is awesome, awesome, awesome news. And Holly gets to job in his home state? AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Hopefully the herd will be thinned this week. Of course I thought the same thing last week and it only got worse... Make it easy on yourself - stick the worst team in the league in there instead.

Kanyon pretty much wrestles the same style as he did as Mortis.

Great, the 1 thing from WCW that Vince likes, and it is the Cat. Forget War Games, a real cruiser division, diversity in styles, he's gotta have The Cat.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): canned heat

Hey, at least the crowds agree with Mr. J. Oh, wait....

I don't know. Could it be that Miller is ten times more entertaning then all three of those goofs put together? X Nice try, enjoy your parting gifts. And the Cat can? He's barely coherent on the mic. I can't judge Spanky or London's mic skills, but Kanyon is better than Miller on the stick.

Fuck The Cat, and fuck Vince. Kanyon, Spanky, and London all stuck on Velocity, and Ernest Miller gets on SD.