Spaceman Spiff

Jesse (Ray Gordy, Terry's son) and Festus (fake Kane from earlier in the year).

HHH/Carlito in a cage? Talk about overkill.

Miami - 17 Atlanta @ Jacksonville (10.5) Buffalo @ Pittsburgh (9.5) (7.5) Cincinnati @ Cleveland Green Bay @ N.Y. Giants (1.5) Houston @ Carolina (6.5) (7.5) Indianapolis @ Tennessee (3.5) New Orleans @ Tampa Bay San Francisco @ St. Louis (3.5) (3.5) Dallas @ Miami Minnesota @ Detroit (2.5) (3.5) Seattle @ Arizona Kansas City @ Chicago (12.5) N.Y. Jets @ Baltimore (10.5) Oakland @ Denver (10.5) San Diego @ New England (3.5) Washington @ Philadelphia (6.5)

THURSDAY West Virginia at Maryland SATURDAY Virginia at North Carolina Tennessee at Florida Notre Dame at Michigan Ohio State at Washington Southern Miss at East Carolina Arkansas at Alabama Mississippi at Vanderbilt Louisville at Kentucky Boston College at Georgia Tech Wyoming at Boise State USC at Nebraska Hawaii at UNLV Florida State at Colorado Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the USC/Nebraska game? 58 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Tennessee's Erik Ainge have against Florida? 243

Add another Phillies pitcher to the walking wounded list, as Kyle Kendrick just took a line drive to the right knee, and had to be helped off the field. Hopefully it's nothing serious, as the team is extremely short on starting pitchers as it is.

It amuses me to no end to know that Calvin Booth is still in the NBA. I used to always see that dude walking around Penn State when he was a gangly-ass freshman & sophomore, never once thinking he'd make it to the NBA. If he sticks around another couple years, he'll have been in the league for a decade. Craaaaazy.

Johnny Dangerously.

Wasn't Hogan figuring on getting that win back from Brock down the line?

Bullpen wasn't really the #1 problem. Tom Gordon pitched fine. Brett Myers was a little shaky, yes, but if Chris Roberson catches those 2 bloops in the 8th like any competent RF would have, the Phillies walk out w/ an easy win. He then has a chance to redeem himself in the 9th, and botched that, too. So, to reiterate, fuck Chris Roberson.

Fucking Chris Roberson.

Hey, how come JR wasn't all "Umaga has had enough!" while HHH was laying in the sledge shots, like he was when Umaga was about to mess up HHH?

All I know is Raw is going off as soon as the McMahon segment starts.

I posted that shirt in the August Discussion thread.

Did the Phillies blow their load sweeping the Mets?

THURSDAY Oregon State at Cincinnati SATURDAY Nevada at Northwestern Nebraska at Wake Forest Miami at Oklahoma Alabama at Vanderbilt Oregon at Michigan Boise State at Washington South Carolina at Georgia Missouri at Mississippi North Carolina at East Carolina TCU at Texas Indiana at Western Michigan Virginia Tech at LSU Colorado at Arizona State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Virginia Tech/LSU game? 50 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas' Colt McCoy have against TCU? 277

Fuck Cryme Tyme. Hopefully this slots Londrick in as the top face team on Raw & nets them a feud w/ Cade & Murdoch.

Miami - 24 New Orleans @ Indianapolis (5.5) Atlanta @ Minnesota (3.5) Carolina @ St. Louis (0.5) (3.5) Denver @ Buffalo Kansas City @ Houston (2.5) Miami @ Washington (3.5) (6.5) New England @ N.Y. Jets (3.5) Philadelphia @ Green Bay (4.5) Pittsburgh @ Cleveland Tennessee @ Jacksonville (6.5) Chicago @ San Diego (6.5) Detroit @ Oakland (1.5) Tampa Bay @ Seattle (6.5) N.Y. Giants @ Dallas (5.5) Baltimore @ Cincinnati (3.5) Arizona @ San Francisco (3.5)

Wow, all the way back to 2000? Amazing.

Need. Closure. On. Rube.

Also, why couldn't Pat Burrell play this awesome during the 1st half of the season?

Greg Dobbs just dropped a "motherfucker" on Comcast (camera was in the dugout).

Hey Al - I'm at work & just checked the ESPN.com gamecast - any reason they took out Romero after 2 batters? Match-ups? Cuz Alfonseca did such a bang-up job there.

Hey, awesome. I like Stamboli.

I wasn't there, but I doubt he was wearing the paint. That was just another of his PPV superhero-themed outfits.