King Cucaracha

I was all set to use the Goldberg/Eddie double standards arguement when I got here, knowing everyone would side with Eddie. But seeing what happened, Eddie had every right IMO. I mean, it's not just the fact the guy was a total fucking twat, but for it to be beer thrown on him, it's like a red rag to a bull. I doubt the guy doing this knew Eddie was a recovered alcoholic, but still. Plus you could argue heat of the moment for Eddie and all that. Saying that, the guy'll try and claim for loss of earnings or something stupid like that...

The bald one right? Cause Gary Wolfe (the non bald one) still wrestles in 3PW, right?

Good stuff my soon to be ex European Champion... Nah, but seriously, good stuff...enough to encourage me to start my one back up soon.

I'd try Taker/Angle face/face. First off, I'm a Cena fan. If they don't go goofy with the feud, it should be a success...and it's not really a midcard feud. Cena's about upper midcard, and the WWE is obviously trying to make him into the next SD! main eventer after Eddie and Steph. So the obvious step to make him look good is to put him with the best worker they've got not involved in a feud. And since Eddie and Benoit are supposedly in feuds, Angle fits the bill. But I'd rather see Taker/Angle too. Face vs face is tougher to pull off, and Taker/Angle will result in McMahon Mania for Angle...but Taker's proved he can have a good match with Angle.

Looks ok to me...not as weird as I thought it'd be.

Woah...they're stealing stuff off of Deacon! Spongebob MikeyPants. Sounds like a decent enough show...which sucks, because we still don't get TNA here in Britain. Now Dames...please feedback me on my article now... please...

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Kike's an anti-Semitic slur. But what the hell's a paki? You sure someone's not just misspelling Pocky? A 'paki' is someone who originates (or in the eyes of the ignorant is perceived to originate) from Pakistan.

Ha...that'll teach her. And 'hilarity ensues' has to be the most underutilised phrase in the English Language.

Yes. Only with more caaaraaazy capital letters that slowly started pissing me off.

That's all cool...except the first rule. One topic a day? Bad idea IMO. For one, people in different timezones will end up trapesing through 10 or so pages or other people's comments before posting themselves, so they don't bring something already said up again. Two...SJL and SWF. Guys like Thoth can't obide by this rule, as the card and results are seperate threads. Three...PLEASE REPLY TO MY COLUMN IN COLUMN CORNER DAMES!!!

Dude, you should use your own judgement...if you haven't watched TNA, and you want to see it, then order it. You have to watch a show at some point if you want to know about TNA. Plus, there's no guarantee on any show. You could see a good card and a lot of 'yesses' on here...and the show could still suck. Ont he other hand, people could say don't order, but you might still enjoy it. So in other words...do what you want to do. We're not phycics...hell, we can't even spell it(or I can't ).

I wouldn't really mind. It's new faces getting some exposure. Sure, they're not great wrestlers, but they're young so have time to improve. And they can and will improve, if they really have the passion for the business and really want to succeed. Give me Jindrak and Cade over APA anyday.

Maybe you get get a job while you're there...and stay there...that way we wouldn't get any more threads where we all feel obliged to make you look like an ass.

And somewhere, The Man In White weeps.

TV TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Brian Bowers© vs. Jay Morrison ~ Bowers...he's gonna rival my unbeaten run methinks. TAG MATCH Jimmy “The Demon Liston” & Craig McLennan vs Dominic Korgath & Brian Kingsmen ~ Double Ks...or whatever they're called. EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH LADDER/SUBMISSIONS Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Todd Royal© ~Oh boy...I've got my work cut out. I just hope I can get the ladder/submission mix sorted. Major g'luck to Todd. WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Manson vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins. ~Manson. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH English Dragon© vs Insane Luchadore vs Aecas ~ This should be an awesome match too...ED as a total guess, seeing as he'll want to go out on a high.

Meh, that one got a cheap laugh out of me.

Oh my god best show ever!!! 8000 words, Euro Title shot, Submissions/Ladders... Thoth

There isn't anyone I really don't like at the moment, so everyone who could be considered a guilty pleasure is for me. Main ones would be DA COACH, Hogan, Test, Randy Orton, Orlando Jordan, Chucky Palumbo...Stevie Richards doesn't count in my book. Everyone should like Stevie. Ooh and Velocity. I love Velocity for some reason. Last week with Tazz and Matthews on commetary was awesomely cool. Tazz- 'I have one T in my name too. And two Z's. I used to have one...but that's a totally different story.' 'Shannon Moore is the leader of the morons...you can be the leader of the Jerks Josh.' Tazz rules.

And Orton can be put in charge of Evolution, beginning the start of his power trip. And that will eventually lead to him causing HHH and Flair to turn face. In the meantime, Maven can turn heel, Orton can bring him in as new Evo member, much to Flair's chagrin...Flair gets mad, see above. It's all so easy.

That's not usually my reaction, no.

I'm gonna, if he doesn't soon REPLY TO MY COLUMN IN THE COLUMN CORNER THREAD!!!!!

See what you're doing to me Dames... THAT DOUBLE POST WAS A SYMBOL OF MY ANGER!!!

That annoyed the hell out of me. Oh well...Stevie's mullet salvaged the whole DVD for me

RRR...your arguement is hurting my head. You didn't order the PPV, but say it was shit. You criticise the people who bought the PPV, saying it was shit. But you didn't see the PPV, so your opinion has no ground. If you watched it, and had facts to back up your statement of it being shit, then people probably wouldn't agrue with you. Oh, and I am not stupid because I didn't pay a penny Anyway, ratings... Maven vs Stevie Night Heat - *1/2. Decent enough for Heat. Which is funny, seeing as I'm a big Velocity fan all of a sudden. (Tazz plus Matthews=gold) Maven's upcoming heel turn is so blatant, it's getting old. They need to turn him quick. Most noteable for- Victoria's legdrop thing and Stevie being great as ever. La Resistance/Conway vs. Dudleyz - *1/4...standard table stuff, predictable 3-D spot, shock ending. Most noteable for- The Dudleyz almost doing to Conway what La Res did to Spike...if there wasn't another table there, Conway would have got the same landing as Spike did. HBK vs. Orton - **1/2 I'm a fan of both guys. Yeah, I LIKE Orton. So shoot me. Decent enough match, HBK carrying it if I'm honest. The ending was way too murky though IMO. I thought Flair had screwed up at first. Most noteable for- Flair sweating too much And a technical fault with Sky Sports cutting out a minute or so of my match. Test vs. Steiner - *1/4 I actually quite enjoyed this. I say quite. Steiner messed up a double underhook powerbomb...but all in all, it wasn't too bad. Most noteable for- Stacy. Her involvement was the centre of the match. Kim/Molly vs. Lita/Trish - * Not bad. I didn't actually watch it for the most part. What I saw was ok enough. Most noteable for- Litasault. Kane vs Shane - 1/4* I usually can bare Shane matches. This one wasn't one of them. Jericho vs. RVD vs. Christian - *3/4. Oh my god. How can anyone give this three stars. This bored the hell out of me, and the crowd. Was it me, or was this WAY too long. The finish was a typical cowardly heel finish. For those of you who don't like that...tough shit. Christian plays a cowardly character. That's how his matches should end. Most noteable for- The cool powerbomb/electric chair spot that woke the crowd up a bit. Coach/Snow vs. Ross/King - 1/2* Oh, gotta see those puppies! The Snowman and The Coach just rule. Crap match, but it wasn't supposed to be a mat classic. And to RRR moaning about this being in the semi-main event position...it fitted in with the storyline. If you had watched before casting your ever-correct eye, you'd realise this. Most noteable for- JR seeing fit to commentate certain parts of the match. Funny stuff. Goldberg vs. HHH - ** I liked this match. I'm not a Fuck Goldberger. I can see Goldberg tried here. And the crowd cheered for him, which sadly is a plus. Most noteable for- Goldberg selling the sledgehammer shot. I expected much more bitching about that when I got on here. Overall- For what it was, it was decent. But still...nothing anywhere near special. Nowhere near the worst PPV ever though.