Conspiracy_Victim

Haas with the "who cares?" heel turn.

Mickie steals the Steson! And I like it! And she accosts a fan. What, does she push down a granny and tear up a kid's sign next?

"And now she's in labor! THAT BITCH!" OK I admit it, I laughed. God, it's a Coach-eriffic show. I hope you had him on your fantasy lineup.

Appealing to the Scientology crowd no doubt. Wow, sophmoric DX humor! How I've missed you taking up 3/4s of the show. Or not.

Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze. Paging Chris and Patrick.

Now THAT'S an entrance. I don't know if I've ever heard a crowd that size make that much noise. Also liked Tommy's pseudo-Blue Meanie dance with the beer after the bridge in the music and Corino taking the MAN SIZED cane shot to the back of the head. Victory's and Jason's sounded better, but I don't think Corino knew for sure when it was coming so he wasn't able to gather himself for it.

The only part of GoW I really didn't like was climbing the pillars in Hades. What a pain in the ass. Based upon an interview I saw with the director of GoW2 they heard about it too. Ares was also a bitch to fight. Cheap ass hits and the computer magically goes into "I block everything then get a 5 shot combo" mode. I liked every other boss fight except that one.

I played soccer as a kid so I do watch a match when I have a vested interest (i.e. USA game) but I was thinking pretty much the same thing. Whenever a soccer fans rags on us uncultured Americans for not getting the "beauty" of soccer, I'll think of this game. Itialians flopping all over the place, refs making themselves the focal point of the game, goals being disallowed because a player was offsides even though there was no pass to him. Just rediculous. If I were Arena the USA soccer officials would have to ban me from the postgame conference because I'd rip FIFA a new asshole.

"---Since Smoove asked, his view of what Paul wanted for the first show was eerily parallel to reality. You could take that on very good word. Paul got overruled and fucked." Anyone happen to know what Heyman wanted? I imagined it was nowhere near what showed up on TV, but I'm interested in finding out what Paul E. would have done.

"This guy could've been the next Shawn Michaels! Instead he's the next Marty Jannetty!" Ouch. Nice to see JBL feels free to express himself.

I hope Matt's been working on his submissions during the time off. If Tito has taken it upon himself to train Matt (and it sounded like he has based upon last night's shows) I imagine Matt will be in good hands.

Kevin Nash with the high risk aerial manuever!

Bisping with a Princess Bride reference?

Ahh, I feel better after seeing that.

Kendall annoys the shit out of me. I hioe whoever wins this fights beats the piss out of Grove. To be honest I like Rory more than Ed but I'm not sure how Rory pulls this one out.

Well, even though the show got the ax, I'm going to nominate Jay Mohr for his role as Peter Dragon in Action. Brilliant black comedy sadly put on network TV (before the movie channels started looking at having weekly shows). Took a role intended for an older actor (Oliver Platt) and made it his own. Scathing, selfmocking, and hilariously profane.

So, the 360 will be missing 1AA teams, All-Time teams, Stadium Pulse, the home field advantage, the playbook upgrade, and the Create a Legend. In exchange you get...prettier graphics and a bigger swing on the Momentum Meter for big plays. Wow, what a deal! I'm thinking I'm going to go ahead and get the PS2 version until EA gets off it's collective ass and makes "next gen" mean more than more polygons.

Glenn Davis. Man, it seemed like he was about 80% oh the Astros' homers and RBI back in the day. Yeah he was traded to Baltimore for starting pitcher Pete Harnisch (man what a goofball, made Charlie Kerfeld look sane), Steve Finley (fast, but no bat outfielder) and pitcher Curt Schilling (headcase in the bad sense of the word). Not a bad trade, even though it left a huge hole in the lineup for about 3 years.

Nacho Libre infomercial = tonight's workrate winner

Main event? What main event? This has been a helluva show we don't need a main event! /WWE writers

At least Justin put on a nice coat for the evening excursion.

If nothing else, these Highlanders can cut a pretty funny "fish out of water" promo.

GET OFF MY SCREEN SUCKBAG! How dare he replace Mickie James in this interview. His loses 50 overness points.

Boy don't show the replay of that finish. Nitro's gonna have to work on that a little bit.

Shelton calls himself "above average"? MIKE SANDERS IS COMING BACK TO LEAD THE INVASION!!!