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I think Dumb and Dumber is the best. How could someone prove to me that it isn't? I like comedies the best, and it made me laugh the most. Or that scream isn't the best?

What if it doesn't entertain anyone? Is it still good? Well you always see those matches thrown around on "best of" tapes and lists. Look at all the people here that were complaining about Hogan/Andre not being on WWE's top 10 greatest show. They have common elements, but developed characters aren't as important in adventures as they are in dramas. Different types of movies set out to do different things. I mean, who cares if there's a plot hole in Dumb and Dumber? The only purpose of the movie is to make you laugh. Who cares about the selling in a TLC match? The only purpose in making a TLC match is to wow you with spots. If you don't like it, fine, but that doesn't make them "worse". Not really, because even though they share the same characteristics they're still different. You can have a rotten apple and a perfectly fine orange and you say that the orange is better quality. That's okay. But if you have a perfectly fine apple AND a perfectly fine orange you cant say that either is better quality than the other because they cant be compared. All you can say is that the person who likes oranges will like the orange better, and that the person who likes apples will like the apple better. It had technique. It's just that the technique of the match was to get the fans entertained as much as possible instead of telling a great story. The technique of Indiana Jones is to show you an adventure not to show you a bunch of characters getting developed and having some kind of self insight. Okay, when you say better, do you mean how well the match was made, or how well it actually is? If it's the second then you should call TLC a better match than Benoit/Malenko if you enjoyed it more. Regardless of how smartly they worked. TLC isn't the type of match where you string together moves in a logical fashion. A spotfest should have huge jaw dropping spots. That's what it's all about. Someone who loves those types of matches probably isn't going to care about things like psychology or working a body part. They just want exciting moves. Jeff and Matt didn't say in planning the match "How can we make our moves make more sense than the Benoit/Malenko match?" They said "What crazy shit can we do to top what we did last time?" And the 6 man really had one objective, to get people into the match. Sounds like it fulfilled that to me.

This is just like the argument on the main board. Enyoyment = only factor that matters. The game the most people liked the best should be the best game ever, at least for Gamefaqs.

Seriously. What.. the.. fuck?

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It's great because it's so different from everything else. How many other RPGs take place in modern Earth and let you use an ATM machine, ride a bike, go to shopping malls, buy a house, beat up hippies with baseball bats, fight gas pumps, and order a pizza and have it delieved to you? How many can you think of where you can go from Stonehenge, to Zombie towns, to swamps, to pyrmaids, to deserts, to jungles, to metropolises with skyscrapers, to beach resorts, to traffic jams, to alien bases? And how many are funny and lighthearted instead of dark and complex and angsty? It's nice to have ONE rpg that doesn't take itself serious. It almost seems to poke fun at other rpgs. Close to 10 years later and there's still NOTHING like it. Just talking about it makes me want to play it again, damn you. As far as the gameplay, if you don't have a problem with Dragon Warrior, you shouldn't have a problem with EB. It's still got a couple of slight gameplay improvements. You can see the enemies on the screen and depending on how you fight them determines whether or not you'll get a surprise attack. When you're mortally wounded, your HP doesn't instantly drop to 0. You still have a few seconds to do something making the battles a little bit more exciting without making the game easy. Also you don't have to waste time fighting enemies that are way weaker than you. That's always annoying in every game. Seriously, how you could NOT like earthbound?

hahaha oh my god "wow kid, you're a little faggot" perfect ending

"pleasure model" wake up people

Awesom-o!

So good to you doesn't have to be entertaining? Then you haven't talked to people that like his type of matches. To those people, he is. There's lots of people that would call Hogan/Warrior, Hogan/Andre, and Hogan/Rock superb. Raiders is a better adventure than Kane. Kane is a better drama than Raiders. They're different types of movies. No one watches Raiders of the Lost Ark wishing the movie was of the same quality as Citizen Kane. Because they don't relate to other. They watch it because they want to see an adventure and that's all that matters. If you think Kane is better, it's because you like dramas better than adventures. Is Benoit/Malenko better than OTE Foley/Austin or TLC? If you like scientific wrestling better than brawlling or spotfests, then yeah. But you can't say Benoit/Malenko is a better quality match than the others. You wouldn't go "Yeah, TLC was alright, but I've seen better technical wrestling". What the fuck is that? About all you could say was that it was a better scientific match than TLC was a spotfest.

Why should anyone have to wade through 100 pages of things like "OMG JERICHO" just so they can find the part of the thread that actually begins to discuss the show? I understand that some people enjoy the show more when they're at their computer furiously clicking "refresh" to see their fellow smarks repeat essentially the same thing on one portion of the show, but hey, isn't that what chat rooms are for? Wade through? All they have to do is click on the lage page and reply. What's the problem?

Where's the brackets?

It wouldn't shock me either, because Earthbound is great. Doom WAS great.. for it's time, but it's just not that good anymore.

Yeah, I guess if you just want to read "It was a good raw" or "It was awful". I want to read smarks marking the fuck out if it's something good or ripping it to pieces for 5 pages if it's bad. "I really wanted HHH to lose bad" doesn't really have the same effect as "TAP YOU MOTHERFUCKER TAP!" Because people who just want to discuss the show after it's over can't figure out how to go to the last page and read the posts after Raw ends... Uh.. then how's about they don't click on the thread? What a shock.

Okay. So it's just whatever Bruiser Chung doesn't think is meaningful should be deleted.... Well thanks for clearing that up. If you ask me, it's one of the few threads on the entire site worth reading. I'd rather read what people thought of Raw instead of who was mad at who the next night or what rating it got or the other shit. Some people must like it because it gets 10,000 views a week.

Wait a minute, didn't you bitch at me when I said the same exact thing a couple of months ago? What did you do with the real Ray and why did you steal his name, you bastard?

Bah. Part two ruled. I actually preferred Jason before he was a mindless, unkillable zombie. Part three was okay, though. I like it because Jason was still alive at this point. That's why I like part 5 so much. Even though he wasn't the real Jason.

No one said Joy of Sect yet. What the fuck? Krishna guy: Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness? Homer: This, Bart, is a crazy man! [moves on] Christian: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Homer: [sarcastic] Right, that'll work. [moves on] Woman: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia. Homer: Hmmm, makes sense! Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend. Homer: How much is this free resort weekend? Glen: It's free! Homer: And when is this weekend? Glen: It's this weekend. Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost? Glen: Um, it's free. Homer: I see, and when is it? Glen: It's this weekend. Homer: And what are you charging for this free weekend? Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up? Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there! Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when-- Homer: Oh, look! A bird! HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! [runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird.] Jane: The circle of judgment never fails to destroy their self esteem. Then he'll be ours to mold. Glen: Let the judgment begin. I'll get the ball rolling. [Looks at homer] You're a fat idiot. Barney: Yeah, lose some weight! Skinner: You've failed at everything you've ever tried! Homer: Woah, you got my number on that one, buddy! This is a smart group! Moe: And your stink brings tears to my eyes! Homer: Now, wait a minute, Moe! [Homer points at Moe, getting a whiff of his armpit on the way.] Oh, my mistake. Jane: Start a chant! Everybody loves a droning, repetetive chant. Glen: Attention, everybody. Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day! Both: The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date! All: [Except Homer] The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date! Jane: It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with! Glen: Or... nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader! All: [Except Homer] Nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader! [Homer starts gaining interest.] Leader! Leader! Leader! Homer: Batman! Marge: You what? Homer: I've joined the Movementarians, and so have all of you! Marge: We what? Homer: All I had to give them was our life savings, the deed to the house and a commitment of ten trillion years of labour! Marge: I can't go along with this, Homer! Homer: Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family! Lisa: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed? Homer: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl... Glen: Homer Simpson, your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years. Then something might open in a double. Homer: Hah! Why even unpack? Reverend Lovejoy: This so called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. ...Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate! Mr. Burns: Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "The Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax exempt status! Smithers: Actually, sir, with our creative book-keeping and corporate loop holes we only pay three dollars a year. Mr. Burns: [shocked] You're right, we're getting screwed! Smithers: Ladies and gentlemen, behold your new God! Mr Burns! Mr. Burns: Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. In addition to working for me, you may now praise me as your almighty! Smithers: Amen, sir! Mmmmm... Homer: These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others. -later- Homer: Marge, you're the leader? You don't look anything like the beans Groundskeeper Willie: Alright, what's so fine and great about your fancy pants leader? Homer: The Leader knows all and sees all! Groundskeeper Willie: Ooh.. well that is impressive! Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet! Groundskeeper Willie: Oh! This Leader, he sounds like a grand fella! Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here. Groundskeeper Willie: Would you shut up, woman! He's talking about my leader! Homer: I'm glad I'm back, because the moment that sweet, sweet beer hit my tongue, I was born again! Reverend Lovejoy: Hallelujah! Homer: Now I can show all of you what I've come to realise! The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn is because there is no intergalactic spaceship! He's taken our money just so he can-- [Homer opens the barn, revealing a huge flying saucer-type intergalactic spaceship.] -- build.. one hell of a spaceship! [The spaceship takes to the air.] Voice: Homer Simpson. Because of your lack of faith, you have ruined mankind's chance for salvation. Homer: Oops. Moe: Nice going there, Homer. Reverend Lovejoy: Oh mercy, he's the real deal! [takes his collar off, throws it to the ground and stomps it]

1. Dumb and Dumber 2. Shawshank Redemption 3. Rocky 4. Fight Club 5. Raiders of the Lost Ark

At the risk of sounding arrogant, I pitched the basic premise for this idea to Dr. Tom last week, except I suggested the RAW thread be deleted once the show was over since it was such a vast wasteland of nothing and a huge drain on the bandwidth of the place. Because whatever the great and mighty Bruiser Chong doesn't like to read should be DELETED!

Your description sucks. If Magus and Deus tie, are you going to give it to Deus?

You picked chaos, a generic 8 bit NES boss, over one of the funniest enemies ever, the new age retro hippie?

Who tied? Leon - Final Fantasy 2 vs Lassic/Lashiec – Phantasy Star 1, 4 Death – Castlevania (Series) vs Kuja – Final Fantasy 9 Miang – Xenogears vs Luc - Suikoden 3 Emerald - Final Fantasy 7 vs Ganondorf -- Legend of Zelda (Series) Yuber - Suikoden (Series) vs Grahf – Xenogears Piastol - Skies of Arcadia: Legends vs Dragonlord - Dragon Warrior Dracula – Castlevania (Series) vs Zeromus – Final Fantasy 4 Albedo – Xenosaga vs Rufus Shinra – Final Fantasy 7 Sephiroth - Final Fantasy 7 vs Luca Blight - Suikoden 2 Harken - Wild Arms vs Ultros - Final Fantasy 6 Id – Xenogears vs Zoma - Dragon Warrior 3 Behemoth – Final Fantasy Series vs Loki - Valkyrie Profile Jowy Blight - Suikoden 2 vs Hargon - Dragon Warrior 2 Romeo Gildensturn - Vagrant Story vs Ramirez - Skies of Arcadia Diablo – Diablo vs Barbarosa – Suikoden Ruby - Final Fantasy 7 vs Kain – Final Fantasy 4 Queen Zeal - Chrono Trigger vs Delita - Final Fantasy Tactics Culex – Super Mario RPG vs Sydney - Vagrant Story Lich - Final Fantasy 1 vs Sin – Final Fantasy 10 Mother - Wild Arms vs Master Belch – Earthbound Altima - Final Fantasy Tactics vs Chaos – Final Fantasy I Cactuar – Final Fantasy (Series) vs Seymour- Final Fantasy 10 Kahran Ramsus – Xenogears vs Azala - Chrono Trigger Necrosaro - Dragon Warrior 4 vs Galcian - Skies of Arcadia Slime - Dragon Warrior Series vs Ozzie - Chrono Trigger Wendy – Suikoden vs Vicks - Final Fantasy 6 Wedge – Final Fantasy 6 vs Gilgamesh - Final Fantasy 5 Ghaleon - Lunar (Series) vs Lynx - Chrono Cross Deus – Xenogears vs Magus - Chrono Trigger Scalding Coffee Cup – Earthbound vs Don Corneo – Final Fantasy 7 Leo - Lunar 2 vs Tiamat - Final Fantasy 1 Golbez – Final Fantasy 4 vs Bowyer – Super Mario RPG Scalding coffee cup for the win!

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I thought one of the feathers from the costume got stuck in the release and that made it let him go.