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  1. Okay, Vader was supposed to win it, where does he didn't because Shawn liked Sid better come from? "The biggest piece of luggage in wrestling who needs to be carried all the time" isn't exactly something you call someone that you like.
  2. Where did you hear that from? He wasn't willing to drop it to Vader, but he was willing to drop it to Sid, "the biggest piece of luggage in wrestling"?
  3. Homer's Enemy. featuring, among other great lines... "I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise!" Heh, the whole ep is quotable, here's some more quotes. Burns: That's the kind of man I need in my team, Smithers. *sniff* A real scrapper; a self-made man, like me! Bring this Grimes fellow to me. I want to make him my executive vice president. Smithers: Yes, sir. (The next day, Smithers walks into Burn's office with Frank Grimes. Burns is watching TV and has a tear in his eye.) Burns: Smithers, I've just seen them most heroic dog on television! He pulled a toddler out of the path of a speeding car, and pushed a criminal in front of it! Find this dog. I want to make him my executive vice president! Smithers: Uh, yes, sir. In the mean time, here's Frank Grimes. (Frank reaches out his hand. Burns just stares at him, so he slowly puts his hand back.) Smithers: ...The self-made man? Burns: Oh, yes, that fellow. Just put him somewhere out of the way, and find that dog! Smithers: Yes, sir. --- Frank: Oh, that's my degree in Nuclear Physics. I'm sure you all have one. Lenny: Oh, yeah. Carl and I both have a master. Of course, ol' Homer, he didn't need a degree! He just showed up the day they opened the plant! Homer: (laughs) I didn't even know what a Nuclear Planner Plant was! --- Homer: Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep, and no one will ever know. Frank: I don't think we're being paid to sleep. Homer (angry): Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya! --- Frank (annoyed): I'd appreciate it if you stay out of my office, Simpson. Homer: (laughs) I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that. --- Homer So, what's new, Grimey? (The window behind Homer shows a flashing red light in Homer's workplace and loud beeping and alarm.) Frank: Simpson, you've got a 5-13! (Homer looks at his watch) Frank: No, a 5-13! In your procedure's manual? A 5-13? (Homer stares blankly, then looks at his watch again.) Frank: Look at your control panel! Homer (turning around): Ohhh. A five-THIRteen. I'll handle it. (Homer goes in, takes a bucket of water and pours it onto his control panel. Electric bolts come out of everywhere and strikes Homer, but it doesn't affect him. Then everything is back to normal.) Homer: That got it. --- Frank: You idiot! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulphuric acid! Homer: Acid, eh? Geez, that would've been stupid. (laughs) Boy, would by face have been red! (laughs) --- Homer: Oh, I can't believe it. I got an enemy. Me, the most beloved man in Springfield! Homer: Oh, what'll I do, Moe? Moe: Why don't you invite him over for dinner? Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he's not expecting it, bam! The ol' fork in the eye. Homer: Do you think it would work without the...fork in the eye? Moe: There's always a first time... --- Frank: How do you do. Uh, look, I'm late for my night job at the foundry, so if you don't mind telling me...(looks around the living room, stunned) Good heavens! This-this is a palace! How can-how in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson? Homer: I dunno. Don't ask me how the economy works. Frank: Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. Homer: Wow. --- Homer: Oh, and here's a picture of me in outer space. Frank: You. Went into outer space. You. Homer: Sure! You never been? (pause) Would you like to see my Grammy? Frank: No! I wouldn't! God, I've had to work hard every day of my life, and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?! Homer: ...What? Frank: Everything! A dream house! Two cars! A beautiful wife! A son who owns a factory! Fancy clothes, and...(sniffs) lobsters for dinner!! And do you deserve any of it? NO! Homer: *Gasp* What're you saying? Frank: I'm saying - you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, you leech off decent, hard-working people, like me. Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago. Bart: He's got you there, Dad. --- Marge: Well...maybe...but I bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more...professional in your work. (Homer gasps) Marge: Just a little more! --- Frank: I can be lazy, too! Look at me! I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson. Give me a promotion! (goes over to a box of donuts) Oooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! (He scarfs down a bunch of donuts, then goes into the bathroom.) I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! (comes out) Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! (goes over to Homer's control panel and sits down) I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me! D'oh, d'oh, d'oh! Homer: Hey, you okay, Grimey? Frank: I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson. Homer: (laughs) You wish!
  4. And God told Abraham to kill his son. So who's to say he didn't tell her the same thing? (if you believe in the bible)
  5. Obviously the one with Grimey, whatever it was called.
  6. According to Marty, it's because their RR match wasn't as good as it should have been and Shawn blamed it on Marty saying he was drunk. Vince believed him and let him go, but Perfect got him back after WMIX. Listen to the new marty shoot. It's kind of long but it's really good and Marty's stories are funny. http://www.theinteractiveinterview.com/upd.../82666573.shtml
  7. Well they haven't killed Kenny in about 3 years but yeah, this ep was great. at the dancing duck. And next week, the greatest character ever, motherfucking Lemmiwinks returns!
  8. The RR had the best ending but it was probably the worst match of the feud. The whole thing was just Foley bumping a lot. Last Man Standing was the best.
  9. I didn't even like the rock. It was just a funny quote.
  10. So the question was "what will HHH do to get himself over?" The answer.. is lose clean for the 4th time in a row. But maybe he'll squash Benjamin and Benoit next week.
  11. I had goal: to make my own Smackdown hotel on the corner of Know Your Role blvd and jabroni dr and to lay the smack down on all roody poo jabronis" And quote: Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
  12. 2.7 GPA, 30 something out of like 90. 24 on ACT. (third highest in my grade though!) Now that I'm on my fifth year of college, GPA is around a 2.0.
  13. Shawn of course and #2 isn't really close. It used to be Jericho before he turned face. But now I guess it's Eddy.
  14. I don't want to debate it. Just saying why most people probably didn't vote for him.
  15. Holy shit, that better not be a typo. Could someone besides me actually like Psycho 2 better than Psycho 1?
  16. Nightmare on Elm Street Psycho 1-2 Halloween 1-3 Jaws
  17. Which is something you don't even know about until the END of the movie. So how did that change anything? Both Jasons acted the exact same way.
  18. His moronic nature makes you know shit about Australia?
  19. I love this movie by the way. The whole thing is like you said, annoying characters getting killed really fast in funny ways. They still should've gone with Tommy being the killer in part 6. Then "A final chapter" and "a new beginning" would be fine and everything would make sense. I guess they changed it because everybody had to be a bitch about Jason not being the real Jason. (Like it made a fucking difference)
  20. Maybe cause Castlevania isn't a RPG? I don't even like Celes but she wins that one by default.
  21. Personally, I didn't get Vivi really. *vivi trips and falls* everyone: Awwwwwwww! Best character ever
  22. Reed Herschel – Tales of Eternia vs. Rena – Star Ocean: The Second Story Magnus Gallant – Ogre Battle 64 vs. Selan – Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals Nina – Breath of Fire (Series) vs. Juest Belmont – Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance Tidus – Final Fantasy 10 vs. Aya Brea – Parasite Eve (Series) Celes – Final Fantasy 6 vs. Shidou Hikaru – Magic Knight Rayearth Alundra – Alundra vs. Ryu – Breath of Fire (Series) Alex – Lunar: The Silver Star Story vs. Lucia – Lunar 2: The Eternal Blue Jenna – Golden Sun: The Lost Age vs. Frionel – Final Fantasy 2 Kharg – Arc The Lad: Twilight of Spirits vs. Celine – Star Ocean: The Second Story Yuterald – Evergrace vs. Cless – Tales of Phantasia Maxim – Lufia 2: The Rise of the Sinistals vs. Mega Man – Mega Man Battle Network Citan Uzuki – Xenogears vs. Stahn Aileron – Tales of Destiny Nathan Graves – Castlevania: Circle of the Moon vs. Kain – Final Fantasy 4 Eliwood – Fire Emblem vs. Lharl – Disgaea: Hour of Darkness Vyse – Skies of Arcadia vs. Link – Legend of Zelda (Series) Cecil – Final Fantasy 4 vs. Shion Uzuki – Xenosaga (Series) Arc – Arc The Lad vs. Sora – Kingdom Hearts Terra – Final Fantasy 6 vs. Lyndis – Fire Emblem Hector – Fire Emblem vs. Riou – Suikoden 2 Ashley Winchester – Wild Arms 2nd Ignition vs. Crono – Chrono Trigger Bowie – Shining Force 2 vs. Luna – Lunar: The Silver Star Story Fei Fong Wong – Xenogears vs. Aika – Skies of Arcadia Chaz – Phantasy Star 4 vs. Locke – Final Fantasy 6 Ramza – Final Fantasy Tactics vs. Zidane – Final Fantasy 9 Vahn – Legend of Legaia vs. Serge – Chrono Cross Kite - .hack vs. Felix – Golden Sun: The Lost Age Rinoa – Final Fantasy 8 vs. Mia – Golden Sun Cloud – Final Fantasy 7 vs. Max – Shining Force Nes – Earthbound vs. Toan – Dark Cloud Mario – Super Mario RPG vs. Rudy – Wild Arms Rolf – Phantasy Star 2 vs. Issac – Golden Sun Yuri – Shadow Hearts vs. Tir – Suikoden
  23. Boomerang - Wild Arms vs Leon - Final Fantasy 2 Biggs - Final Fantasy 8 vs Lassic/Lashiec – Phantasy Star 1, 4 Ad Avis - Quest for Glory 2, 4 vs Death – Castlevania (Series) Pokey - Earthbound vs Kuja – Final Fantasy 9 Miang - Xenogears vs Wiegraf – Final Fantasy Tactics Luc - Suikoden 3 vs Marquis Elmdor - Final Fantasy Tactics Emerald - Final Fantasy 7 vs Fleamen – Castlevania (Series) Ganondorf -- Legend of Zelda (Series) vs Dark Force – Phantasy Star 4 Mid-Boss – Disgaea: Hour of Darkness vs Yuber - Suikoden (Series) Grahf - Xenogears vs Mother Brain – Phantasy Star 2 Piastol - Skies of Arcadia: Legends vs Zio - Phantasy Star 4 Dragonlord - Dragon Warrior vs Zeikfried - Wild Arms Neclord – Suikoden (Series) vs Dracula – Castlevania (Series) Rabite – Seiken Densetsu (Series) vs Zeromus – Final Fantasy 4 Deathtoll - Soulblazer vs Albedo - Xenosaga Harle - Crono Cross vs Rufus Shinra – Final Fantasy 7 Sephiroth - Final Fantasy 7 vs Kefka - Final Fantasy 6 Luca Blight - Suikoden 2 vs Guido Sardenia - Persona Harken - Wild Arms vs Molbol – Final Fantasy (Series) Ultros - Final Fantasy 6 vs Cranky Lady - Earthbound Id - Xenogears vs Flayers – Diablo (Series) Zoma - Dragon Warrior 3 vs Baba Yaga - Quest for Glory 1, 4 Behemoth – Final Fantasy Series vs The Prism Rangers – Disgaea: Hour Of Darkness Peppor - Chrono Cross vs Loki - Valkyrie Profile Daos - Lufia 2: The Rise of The Sinistrals vs Jowy Blight - Suikoden 2 Neifirst – Phantasy Star 2 vs Hargon - Dragon Warrior 2 Romeo Gildensturn - Vagrant Story vs The Turks – Final Fantasy 7 Garland - Final Fantasy 9 vs Ramirez - Skies of Arcadia Alhazad - Wild Arms vs Diablo - Diablo Barbarosa - Suikoden vs Solt - Chrono Cross Ruby - Final Fantasy 7 vs Kary - Final Fantasy 1 Kain – Final Fantasy 4 vs Mack the Knife – Super Mario RPG Queen Zeal - Chrono Trigger vs The Axem Rangers – Super Mario RPG Krelian - Xenogears vs Delita - Final Fantasy Tactics Kraken - Final Fantasy 1 vs Culex – Super Mario RPG Sydney - Vagrant Story vs Dark Emperor – Thousand Arms Lich - Final Fantasy 1 vs Apollo - Final Fantasy Legends 2 Edea – Final Fantasy 8 vs Sin – Final Fantasy 10 Mother - Wild Arms vs Yunalesca – Final Fantasy 10 Master Belch - Earthbound vs Baramos - Dragon Warrior 3 Kane Spites - Vandal Hearts vs Altima - Final Fantasy Tactics New Age Retro Hippie - Earthbound vs Chaos – Final Fantasy I Indalecio - Star Ocean: The Second Story vs Cactuar – Final Fantasy (Series) Guard Scorpion – Final Fantasy 7 vs Seymour- Final Fantasy 10 Calbrena – Final Fantasy 4 vs Kahran Ramsus - Xenogears Azala - Chrono Trigger vs Wedding Cake of Death – Super Mario RPG Necrosaro - Dragon Warrior 4 vs Biram and Yenke – Final Fantasy 10 Galcian - Skies of Arcadia vs Fuujin and Raijin – Final Fantasy 8 Slime - Dragon Warrior Series vs Chupon – Final Fantasy 6 Tonberry – Final Fantasy Series vs Ozzie - Chrono Trigger Cyril – Star Ocean: The Second Story vs Wendy - Suikoden Vicks - Final Fantasy 6 vs Dark Dragon – Shining Force Wedge - Final Fantasy 8 vs Wedge – Final Fantasy 6 Queen Remedi – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance vs Gilgamesh - Final Fantasy 5 Ghaleon - Lunar (Series) vs Johnny Jones – Super Mario RPG Lynx - Chrono Cross vs Cubia - .hack Irenicus - Baldur's Gate 2 vs Deus – Xenogears Lavos - Chrono Trigger vs Magus - Chrono Trigger Seifer Almasy – Final Fantasy 8 vs Scalding Coffee Cup - Earthbound Don Corneo – Final Fantasy 7 vs Zoda - Startropics Zeon – Shining Force 2 vs Leo - Lunar 2 Tiamat - Final Fantasy 1 vs Llednar Twem – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Golbez – Final Fantasy 4 vs Emporer Gestahl - Final Fantasy 6 Balzack - Dragon Warrior 4 vs Bowyer – Super Mario RPG
  24. Maybe she's just really busy...
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