Nevermortal

Now I am funcking drunker whattheufck

Because I'm drunk there.

EBESSAN~! Ebessan rules it all.

I wish Sandler did a movie like Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison again. Those two movies were some of the best stupid movies ever, Billy Madison especially. Nothing beats Sandler dancing down a staircase to Culture Club.

Game Informer is terrible. When I worked for Gamestop, they made me ask everyone who I served if they wanted a subscription. Ironically, the reason I got fired was because I didn't get enough subscriptions. Oh well.

Team Man bit the dust. The best was the cocky Samoan tree climber, who has obviously studied from The Rock on his promo cutting skills.

Work. Mark Briscoe v. Jack Evans v. Teddy Hart v. The Amazing Red v. Alex Shelley v. Jimmy Rave is set for 3/13.

Shut the fuck up, Drury. Thanks.

Shawn Michaels chewing gum after laying down @ WM XIV.

1 year ago today. Nearly every local station here in RI is broadcasting the memorial ceremony.

Everyone can go eat ballsack cock pies!

::::Misawa forearms you like we were at a Dying Fetus pit::::

Fuck off, asshole. Hot.

Hey Marney, how's the wife situation comin' along? She still leaving?

No going out for me tonight. Tomorrow, I'm venturing to Amherst Massachusetts to get decisively bombed at a certain liberal arts college.

I really, really, really hate people who say things like you. Who honestly cares how much a console WEIGHS when comparing multiple consoles? I mean, really. If you can't pick up an 8 pound XBOX, you're a weakling. And why would you be throwing around systems anyway?

As someone who found the first one gloriously absurd, I'm very glad that they're having a part two. I'm also glad that I somehow found out about this because there were like no promos for it whatsoever.

But I like the moon.

It's made by the same guy.

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ 'Cuz it is close to us.

The godliness of Richard Hatch is just amazing.

"Mary Jane" - Rick James, BITCH.

The DVD sucks, but then again they rushed it out like mad.

It'll be good publicity for ROH. Might as well strike while the iron is hot and TNA is actually breathing. For my ROH team, I'd probably do: Samoa Joe Homicide Bryan Danielson BJ Whitmer

ETID are part of that whole crop of hardcore bands that have been popping up lately. Every Time I Die, As I Lay Dying, From Autumn to Ashes, Most Precious Blood, Atreyu, etc. etc. Nevermortal is just a play on words.